Feeling down? Blame it on Blue Monday: Today is the day we feel at our lowest ebb

Its usually cold and people want to be with their families or friends and hibernate or enjoy the coziness perhaps.

Also its Monday. How the fuck did we make it so we get to be with our families and friends 2 days out of a 7 day week?

So we are cool with having a 2/5 failure rate in the priorities dept. until we retire? What?

This may be the worst Monday of the year, but they are pretty much all crappy.

edit to add:
*2/7 failure of priorities rate

*I meant 5/7 FPR

You enjoy fisting yourself with Crisco and doing bong rips on Monday most of all?

Deff a case of Monday like a monster
My best description is nothing, yes it feels like nothing

Cmon soldier! Your boss was slamming stuff down on his desk at home sooo pissed off that you got a weekend off and were beginning to think about stuff you found important and not fretting about him possibly losing money!

Your boss posted on GLP saying he cant wait to have you get up Monday and throw on some stiff suit and serve him for the next 5 days!

I felt fucking great this morning. No shit.

I can see......exactly how you feel, with your right hand. I also know how you smell......like a rose. A good morning
indeed!

Actually I love Mondays. They're fresh and energetic. You blowhards need to learn to enjoy life more and quit using this site to escape it.