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Michelle pigs out, rolls eyes at Boehner comment.

 
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Some people do not like to be touched while eating.
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Yeah my dog hates it.
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LOL! I see what you did there.
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If one of my employees acted like that at a business dinner with a customer, there would be dire consequences.
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My boss would have fired me on the spot!
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an absolutely charming first couple, indeed. exuding all the statesmanship of a third world dictator and his concubine, the obama's have set a totally new standard in presidential classlessness.

but of course i never expected very much from these people in the first place.

they're too tough and...gamey.

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Put the lotion in the basket :obamagaydoll:
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Some people do not like to be touched while eating.
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Yeah my dog hates it.
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LOL! I see what you did there.
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Not one other person is eating!

I wonder though:

is this at the beginning of the meal, or at the end of the meal?

The speaker you can hear is not on camera...and the only thing I heard was, "This deserves a round of applause, for the caterers, all the people who served it..."
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Damn ... just lOOk at that WIDE ass! Once you see it, you can't un-see it.


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If one of my employees acted like that at a business dinner with a customer, there would be dire consequences.
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But she isn't one of your pathetic employees, fool.

She is the first lady of the United States.

What did she do that was so horrible?...Honestly

She didn't give Boner her undivided attention?

Elbows on the table?

Eating?

I mean come on now....

This is why republicans lost the election...TUNNEL VISION.

Damn...I can't wait until these types of republicans are obsolete.

I thirst for the smart, realistic and small government loving republicans.

When great republicans return (whenever Rush passes), we could then get our country back on track.
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"Our" country Canada? Mind your own mess! As far as being an employee ... her Husband is and she gets a free ride in the process. Firing for the whole mess of them would never be enough! There is NO first lady of the US because we have NO Pres. If you don't believe any of us that tell you that go ask Brian Bilbray, congressman for Calif. He has told people (voting constitutes) BHO is not illegitimate but he (Brian) was afraid to say anything because he didn't want to be the laughing stock of the congress. What a craven coward .. just like most all of the politicians.
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Damn ... just lOOk at that WIDE ass! Once you see it, you can't un-see it.


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stupid fucker of the day award!!! lmao
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Then Obama digs at his nose.
I do hereby award faux president and sham first lady
the award as most disgusting humans in the USA.

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dude -- the Obamas are great!!!

and you suck!
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Wow

I am no supporter of the Obamas or any politician, but this thread reeks of Jealousy.

I mean really. You morons are critiquing how they eat?

This behavior borders on obsession.
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It' s the same as you would do if it were Sarah Palin, you know how you are.
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Am I the only one who thinks Michelle looks radiant and more attactive than usual?

Plus you don't usually chew a mouse or banofee pie or whatever she was eating...
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Um... I always chew my mouse when I'm lucky enough to get it.
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Did you have to remove your lower ribs like manson?
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I mean when you're the fucking PRESIDENT and the FIRST LADY, people are going to catch you on camera, at your worst, at any fucking available opportunity.

I don't blame her for stuffing her face, they were fucking at the dinner table. And as for Obama itching his nose, WELL GUESS FUCKING WHAT, he's human.

I voted for Romney, BTW. The current admin is total shit, but you idiots and your idiot friends reelected it, so... there's only you to thank.
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I did NOT vote for Obama the first time and DID NOT
VOTE for him the second time.

I would not vote for Obama if I were offered any amount
of money, the world, or the cosmos.

I'm also a major activist for the Constitution,
and against criminal thug Obama and his wife and
his appointees, and his security detail, and the
joint chiefs who won't arrest him for impersonation
of a CIC, which is an officer by the way of the
US military.

And Michelle is a crass, crude. lewd, misrepresentation
of what women really are in the US, no matter what
most men post about how scared they are of them,
and, it is embarrassing that this crass, crude, rude
black woman represents Americans in foreign countries.
We are NOT a black nation.

And it would take six American women's asses to equal
hers and she eats like a pig, and should be represented
as she really is by the mainstream media, who would probably lick up her vomit if they had a chance
especially Whoopi.

Rant over. 5a
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:chewbacca: Pin this thread or I eat you!
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I mean when you're the fucking PRESIDENT and the FIRST LADY, people are going to catch you on camera, at your worst, at any fucking available opportunity.

I don't blame her for stuffing her face, they were fucking at the dinner table. And as for Obama itching his nose, WELL GUESS FUCKING WHAT, he's human.

I voted for Romney, BTW. The current admin is total shit, but you idiots and your idiot friends reelected it, so... there's only you to thank.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I did NOT vote for Obama the first time and DID NOT
VOTE for him the second time.

I would not vote for Obama if I were offered any amount
of money, the world, or the cosmos.

I'm also a major activist for the Constitution,
and against criminal thug Obama and his wife and
his appointees, and his security detail, and the
joint chiefs who won't arrest him for impersonation
of a CIC, which is an officer by the way of the
US military.

And Michelle is a crass, crude. lewd, misrepresentation
of what women really are in the US, no matter what
most men post about how scared they are of them,
and, it is embarrassing that this crass, crude, rude
black woman represents Americans in foreign countries.
We are NOT a black nation.

And it would take six American women's asses to equal
hers and she eats like a pig, and should be represented
as she really is by the mainstream media, who would probably lick up her vomit if they had a chance
especially Whoopi.

Rant over. 5a
 Quoting: Janus198



"I would not vote for Obama if I were offered any amount
of money, the world, or the cosmos. "

I never would have guessed.
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It's so funny when topics like this get made and you realize the people on this site aren't fine people fighting for their rights, but bitter vidictive asses who just want to make fun of a woman who's done nothing to them but be married to a leader they don't like.
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clappa
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It's so funny when topics like this get made and you realize the people on this site aren't fine people fighting for their rights, but bitter vidictive asses who just want to make fun of a woman who's done nothing to them but be married to a leader they don't like.
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Oh shut up.
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The best was when she meet the Queen!!!!! What a dumbass proved she should have been cleaning up the corkies shit.

She has no class what so ever.


But you Americans voted for OBAMA and no we all think of you as welfare bums.

Really, the worlds media other than the US media know the states are broke and being run by a half wit crack head.
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Damn ... just lOOk at that WIDE ass! Once you see it, you can't un-see it.


M.O.-butt


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It's worse when you put a trim gal or two next to her

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Hey, I got a pin.
Thank you.
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Thats ok, the LOBSTERS will get even with the first wookie someday, when she least expects it....

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The best was when she meet the Queen!!!!! What a dumbass proved she should have been cleaning up the corkies shit.

She has no class what so ever.


But you Americans voted for OBAMA and no we all think of you as welfare bums.

Really, the worlds media other than the US media know the states are broke and being run by a half wit crack head.
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my favorite was when little shitheel flashed the devil's horns while posing for pics with the queen!!!

THAT was a classic!!! lmao
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Here is what Boehner said to her.

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She eats her foos like she is missing a chromosome.
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You have to give evolution a chance. Another million years and she will look a lot more human I suspect.
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Talk about putting lipstick on a pig? Actually with her it's like putting bangs on a Sasquatch or wookie! LOL

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Okay, get ready to be shocked here, but this is one time I am gonna take up for Michelle....yes me really!

Boehner is a drunk. A lush, and he has done the Republican party no favors either..

If you notice whoever that lady is sitting next to him looks embarrassed by whatever was being said also.

He has no right to touch her elbow like that, they aren't in a bar...


Maybe Michelle overreacted a bit..but perhaps he made a crude joke..we just don't know. Either way she was definitely MAD.
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That is Boehner's wife Deborah Gunlack
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No wonder she looked embarrassed...God bless her for putting up with Boehner for as long as she has...fake tan and all..yuck!
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Damn ... just lOOk at that WIDE ass! Once you see it, you can't un-see it.


:M.O.-butt:


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 Quoting: Bucephelus


So why do people make fun of Michelle's butt but think Kim Kardashens butt which is bigger than Michelles is just fine.
Most women of color have plum,round bottoms in which they are proud of.I think Michelle looks fine but some of the clothing she wears at times dont flatter her shape.Other times she looks like a knock out.In other words just like every other woman alive.They have just okay looks and other days they have outstanding looks.
I know she gets pampered being the first lady but there has to be a tremendous amount of day to day stress too.
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Is he touchin' her Leg under the table or wha!?
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In many respects, I do not fault Michelle Obama for living like a queen, and being vulgar, low on class, and high on trash.

Think about when her & Barack first hit the scene:

(And, it is fairly well known among inner circles that Michelle is Barack's "beard." Barack has a cadre of young "interns" whom he employs at the White House with made-up titles and busy-work jobs. It is no secret that Barack has a thing for young Pakistani men, ever since his college boyfriend first turned him on to homosexual deviancy. Don't take my word for it, research it yourself though! Start here: Barack Obama used to buttf*ck the Paki guy from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.)

Michelle was instantly compared to the glamorous, proper, feminine Jackie O. (Which Michelle could never hold up to in comparison...Michelle is lavish and opulent, yes, but ill-mannered, and certainly NOT demure and ladylike.)

During the first inauguration, all the buzz was about how gorgeous and beautiful and pulchritudinous Michelle Obama's..........um......how pretty her.......uh......um.......ARMS are! Yes, her ARMS! Ooooh, look at those arms!

How sad! Women normally are noted for their beautiful looks- their eyes, their high cheekbones, sharp and unique features, beautiful smile, symetrical face, classic beauty, svelte physique, thin waist, shapely legs, etc......

The Press has to dig and dig and dig....and finally they found something attractive on Michelle! Her ARMS!

The woman who would be the modern day Jackie O, would be most noted for her gorgeous.....arms.


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Now, the Press fawns over something else.....HER WIG!

That hair is absolutely not Michelle Obama's!

It is no secret that Black American women almost as a rule wear wigs or hair weaves. It is so incredibly rare to find a black female in America who wears her own hair.

OK, my rant is nearly done.

I wonder though, should I bring up the super-obvious plastic surgery Michelle has had to her: nose, facelift, eyebrows, cheekbones, and chin?

I do not doubt she has gone under the plastic surgeon's blade multiple times.

My last point, and the one that ultimately matters the most:

Shame on Michelle Obama for not speaking directly to the young black women of America today.

The STD rates among black women today is staggering.
The teenage and pre-teenage pregnancies....
The High School drop out rates...
The dismal futures for poor, black women today, besides being baby factories to collect welfare, EBT, section 8, hoping to hit it big with a drug-dealing baby daddy who will provide for her....
The utter lack of self-respect and the hopelessness experienced by so many young black females in America....


Not A GODDAMNED SINGLE TIME has Michelle addresses this section of America, the section that might be suffering the most in the United States today. Instead she takes lavish vacations with dozens of friends, always wearing the latest fashions with massive pricetags to the taxpayer, but never addressing the disenfranchised young black American women....

I have said it all along:
I would bet that behind closed doors, when Barack and Michelle watch people like "The Obama Phone Lady" and other poor, uneducated Black Americans, they shrug, look at each other, and just say, "Those stupid f*ck*ng n*gg*rs!"
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It's so funny when topics like this get made and you realize the people on this site aren't fine people fighting for their rights, but bitter vidictive asses who just want to make fun of a woman who's done nothing to them but be married to a leader they don't like.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9266723


clappa
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Of course, you would applaud,
being from Mexico, you probably never had
a chance to see real class.
Jackie.

Just so everyone knows, Michelle Obama has 22 assistants.
All of them make six figure salaries, which is contributing
to the deficit, which will be paid by the taxes of your
great grandchildren.

A six figure salary per year means at or over $100,000
per year. Times 22 equals $2,200,000 minimum, per year, NOT
INCLUDING the billion dollar vacations, use of military
assets, and number of rolls of toilet paper she has to
use to get that big ass wiped.

I honestly thought even the most stupid, uneducated
loyal to Obama no matter what (black person) would
realize when they voted that WE CANNOT AFFORD THEM.
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