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Confessions of a Jizzmopper

 
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First of all, what is a "jizzmopper"? It's a slang term for a guy who works at a porn store/adult book store/sex toy store.

These places go by a lot of names. Most common these days is "Adult Book Store". We all know the type of place. But more specifically, I'm talking about the places that have a sign advertising a "Peep Show" or "Adult Arcade". These are code words. Code for what? You'll soon see.

Now, I want to give some disclaimers before I get to the facts.

1. This is vulgar subject matter. There's no way to explain this subject without delving into topics that are taboo.

2. I'm not here for shock-value. I'm not here to make some political or social statement. I'm just here to present one of the ONLY verifiable "conspiracies" that you'll find on this site. It's a "conspiracy" that you can verify for yourself.

3. This thread IS NOT A CALL TO ACTION. It is my strongest recommendation that you, the reader, follow the LIVE AND LET LIVE philosophy. DO NOT COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE. DO NOT TRY TO INTERFERE! TO EACH THEIR OWN--if it's not hurting you, then LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE!!!

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I guess you could say that my introduction to the "Peep Show Subculture" (hereafter called "PSSC") began before I even started working at the porn store. In my 3rd year of college, I was working for a telemarketing firm that did fundraising for conservative causes (NRA and Republican Congressional Committee). It was a place called Infocision. You might have one in your town too. It's the type of place that hires college students, misfits and weirdos.

We had periodic smoke breaks and that's when employees got a chance to talk and get to know each other. Well, there was this creepy old perv that used to talk to me during the breaks. He always tried to bring up sexual things and point out cute girls that we worked with. What made him creepy was that he would always tell me, in detail, what he wanted to do with these girls. I was just a dumb kid who didn't like confrontation of any kind. So I just went along, nodding my head.

Well, one day he asked me if I had ever been to the porn store in Anmoore. I told him that I bought whip-its there once. He said, "Did you know they have a hole in the wall there where you stick your dick and a real pretty girl will suck it?". I laughed it off as obvious bullshit. But now I know what he meant.

Fast Forward.

Several years later, I had lost a good-paying job. Anyone who's been unemployed knows that you try to find a job as quickly as possible, even if it's not ideal. Being unemployed makes you feel useless, ya know? I applied at a lot of different places but was considered "overqualified" due to my education. I saw a sign outside of "Adult News" (that's the porn store in Anmoore) advertising "help wanted". I thought it might be cool to sell x-rated videos and dildos for a while. I had nothing to lose and thought I could probably meet some hot slutty chicks. How could this not be fun? I went in and applied. I got the job easily but I thought it was weird that they had me sign a nondisclosure agreement. I don't remember the exact wording but it emphasized that our customers needed the assurance of a discrete experience. I rationalized that most chicks wouldn't want to have it known that they buy vibrators and stuff. No big deal. The next day, I had to come for training.

When I arrived, the manager gave me a tour of the store and explained the operations. I couldn't believe my eyes and ears. I will explain it to you.

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The porn store did good business but it was mainly a "front". The real money came from selling "tokens".

Each token has the cash value of a quarter. And customers had to buy a $3 minimum of tokens. That's 12 tokens.

The tokens are used in the peepshow in the back. There are booths back there (more on this later) and each one has a plastic chair and a TV screen set into the wall. The TVs don't work unless you insert a token. Each token gives you about 3 minutes of watching. The TVs have different channels all playing different types of porn. Gay porn. Straight porn. Tyranny porn. Gangbangs. Etc. Each Monday, we changed the movies so they wouldn't get old.

So, you might think that a guy buys some tokens, goes back to the peepshow, watches some porn and masturbates, right? Wrong. Let me explain the booths.

The peepshow is like a maze of dark alleys. The lighting is very dim. There are many nooks and crannies surrounded by booths. These booths are set up in pairs. In the wall between the pair of booths is a waist-high hole called a "glory hole".


Above the door of each Booth is a pair of lights. A red one and a green one. If the red light is on, then the TV in the Booth is not on. If the green light is on, that means there's a guy in the booth using his tokens to operate the TV.

So how does the PSSC use these tools? It was hard for me to realize at first but I began to understand after a while.

A guy goes into a booth and pops a token into the TV. This makes the light above the door turn green. That way, other guys will know that there's a guy waiting in that booth. The adjoining booth has a red light letting everyone know it's empty. A guy goes into the empty adjoining booth and puts a token in the TV. Now both lights are green and everyone knows not to bother them while they suck each other off and buttfuck through the "glory hole".

So who is a part of this PSSC?

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Let's just say they are NOT who you'd expect. Most were "rednecks"--big hairy Carhardt-wearing tough guys. Others were suit-and-tie wearing types. Some were people I recognized. One was a family court judge. A couple were local funeral home directors. A couple were Pentacostal preachers. One was a Catholic priest. A couple were cops. A lot of over-the-road truckers would stop in in the early AM hours. Most of these guys were married men. And almost NONE of them thought of themselves as "gay".

On an average day, 300 or more guys would go in and out of the peepshow. The store is open 24 hours and has a back entrance and a back parking lot that can't be seen from the road.

Now, they don't call us jizzmoppers for nothing. We had to clean up back there. Yes, it was gross. I don't really want to get into it--but I've found a lot of weird stuff back there. One thing that I RARELY found were condoms or wrappers. I can only imagine the STDs that were spread back there. And I can only imagine the number of clueless wives that have HIV and don't even know it.

With that, I end this post. I know this is some weird shit. I'm sure there will be lots of questions. I'll continue to check this thread to answer questions.

Peace.
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One Star Bandit strikes again. Sorry for outing your secrets, One Star Bandit.
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I bet you there won't be any questions. probably lots of folks on here quickly covering their crotch with their bible.

thanks for posting though, no surprise there really.
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Holy cow Mitt Romney!

You've cum a long way from those days...er...maybe not
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Why was there jizz on the floor?
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Why was there jizz on the floor?
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There was jizz everywhere. A lot of people scribbled and swirled their jizz all over the wall and TV screen. The jizzmopper has to scrub down all the surfaces with bleach water on midnight shift.

The manager told me that the customers liked it "nasty" back there. Many of them pissed and shat in garbage cans or right on the floor. The way the manager explained it was that the customers wanted a "back alley" experience. Dark, dirty, smelly.

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OP did you ever get any at work?
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that doesn't make any sense? two guys suck each other off that are both expecting a woman to suck THEM off?! i dont know about you but if i was expecting to get a bj and then a dick appeared through the window i wouldn't just go 'hmm oh well!?!' ..... have i missed something here
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Holy cow Mitt Romney!

You've cum a long way from those days...er...maybe not
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Screw you Hairy Cliton.
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Hate to tell ya but all this was under Bush Jr's term. It continues. Of course, I'm sure it goes way back to who knows when.
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that doesn't make any sense? two guys suck each other off that are both expecting a woman to suck THEM off?! i dont know about you but if i was expecting to get a bj and then a dick appeared through the window i wouldn't just go 'hmm oh well!?!' ..... have i missed something here
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You're not getting it. The guys know EXACTLY what's going on.
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OP did you ever get any at work?
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I'm afraid not. Many customers offered to suck me off though. I always politely refused. They would always try to convince me saying stuff like "just close your eyes" or they would tell me that it takes a man to TRULY give a good blowjob.

When cleaning on midnight shift, I HAVE been assaulted in the peepshow but I kept myself armed so nothing came of it. You can't work in a place like that without a sidearm.
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OP did you ever get any at work?
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I'm afraid not. Many customers offered to suck me off though. I always politely refused. They would always try to convince me saying stuff like "just close your eyes" or they would tell me that it takes a man to TRULY give a good blowjob.

When cleaning on midnight shift, I HAVE been assaulted in the peepshow but I kept myself armed so nothing came of it. You can't work in a place like that without a sidearm.
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Fuck dude, you should go on CNN.
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Welcome too hell.
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I bet you there won't be any questions. probably lots of folks on here quickly covering their crotch with their bible.

thanks for posting though, no surprise there really.
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After becoming more street-wise in life, I don't find it as shocking as before. I was always a country boy. At that age, I took most things a face value.
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if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal.

the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this?

for what purpose have you posted this?

entertainment?

confession?

boredom?
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Ughhhhhhhh another example of why I pray daily for god to smite us all.
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Now after reading this thread, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING A LITTLE TRIP TO THE LOCAL PORN STORE? LOL. I'd bet quite a few.

Go get your pokin-tokens, head to the peepshow, get your dick sucked and then STARE AT THE FLOOR as you walk as quickly as possible out the back door.

Yeah--I've seen it too many times.
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that doesn't make any sense? two guys suck each other off that are both expecting a woman to suck THEM off?! i dont know about you but if i was expecting to get a bj and then a dick appeared through the window i wouldn't just go 'hmm oh well!?!' ..... have i missed something here
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal.

the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this?

for what purpose have you posted this?

entertainment?

confession?

boredom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678


I said earlier why I posted this thread. It's an actual verifiable conspiracy. It also sheds light on the fact that "gayness" is not as cut-and-dry as people here think.

Lot's of tough, straight good old boys are just as gay as the Broadway-loving flamers that people here at GLP like to ridicule. Except they're worse because they bring home diseases to their clueless wives. Not to mention, they're lying to THEMSELVES. It's sad.

Welcome to the real world. This goes on in small towns and big cities alike. It's everywhere in America, at least.

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I didn't know what a "Jizzmopper" was before I clicked this thread and now wish I still didn't know. What a disgusting job! OP,you have seen the dark disturbing side of things for sure. scared
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Bravo!

Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL!

Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this.

Thank you.
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I didn't know what a "Jizzmopper" was before I clicked this thread and now wish I still didn't know. What a disgusting job! OP,you have seen the dark disturbing side of things for sure. scared
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You got that right! It really changed the way I examine the world. Many things can't be taken at face-value.
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The TVs have different channels all playing different types of porn. Gay porn. Straight porn. Tyranny porn. Gangbangs. Etc. Each Monday, we changed the movies so they wouldn't get old.
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Tyranny porn eh? sounds crazy!
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Bravo!

Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL!

Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this.

Thank you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990


Well, I wasn't trying to make a statement about men. Fact is, most guys would have NOTHING to do with this type of activity.

My point is that more guys are gay/bisexual than anyone would EVER imagine. And you can't tell by looking at them or even knowing them personally.

In fact, these types of guys don't think of themselves as "gay" AT ALL. It's like a secret double life that NOT EVEN THEY ACKNOWLEDGE.
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I suppose it's sad that this does not at all shock me.

Disgust me, yes.

Shock, no.

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