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Confessions of a Jizzmopper

 
simultaneous_final (OP)

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The TVs have different channels all playing different types of porn. Gay porn. Straight porn. Tyranny porn. Gangbangs. Etc. Each Monday, we changed the movies so they wouldn't get old.
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Tyranny porn eh? sounds crazy!
 Quoting: Matrix-V


I meant "tranny" porn but my spell-checker fucked it up.

Oh, and shout out to you, fellow simultaneous final.
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:chuckbikini:
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OMG!!!

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The TVs have different channels all playing different types of porn. Gay porn. Straight porn. Tyranny porn. Gangbangs. Etc. Each Monday, we changed the movies so they wouldn't get old.
 Quoting: Former Jizzmopper 31759745


Tyranny porn eh? sounds crazy!
 Quoting: Matrix-V


I meant "tranny" porn but my spell-checker fucked it up.

Oh, and shout out to you, fellow simultaneous final.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


FUCK YA. I wouldnt say I am a final by any means but fairly advanced!

nice to see someone who gets it ;)

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Yikes! But you never know!
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The TVs have different channels all playing different types of porn. Gay porn. Straight porn. Tyranny porn. Gangbangs. Etc. Each Monday, we changed the movies so they wouldn't get old.
 Quoting: Former Jizzmopper 31759745


Tyranny porn eh? sounds crazy!
 Quoting: Matrix-V


Yeah, before OP cleared it up I was imagining people dressed up like Nazis and beating each other or something.

rofl
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Yes, I have encountered well over a dozen "straight" men who date women and have a deep-rooted homosexual tendency that they feel more comfortable to show around me, because they know that I'm open to having sex with other men. It's always top secret, and always with the most unlikely guys.

My best friend of 3 years cheated on his girlfriend of 2 years with me. He just grabbed my dick out of nowhere, and I was shocked. I had no idea at all that he was interested in men. I've also had a few football players come to me for oral sex.

I've also caught a close family member (who's married to a woman) messing around with boys.

Seems to be very common. wtf
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The TVs have different channels all playing different types of porn. Gay porn. Straight porn. Tyranny porn. Gangbangs. Etc. Each Monday, we changed the movies so they wouldn't get old.
 Quoting: Former Jizzmopper 31759745


Tyranny porn eh? sounds crazy!
 Quoting: Matrix-V


Yeah, before OP cleared it up I was imagining people dressed up like Nazis and beating each other or something.

rofl
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


We had that too. S&M, bondage, latex and vinyl, piss porn, shit porn. You name it.
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I AM NOT GAY! The guy on the other side of the hole was!

rant
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OP are snuff films real?
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Yes, I have encountered well over a dozen "straight" men who date women and have a deep-rooted homosexual tendency that they feel more comfortable to show around me, because they know that I'm open to having sex with other men. It's always top secret, and always with the most unlikely guys.

My best friend of 3 years cheated on his girlfriend of 2 years with me. He just grabbed my dick out of nowhere, and I was shocked. I had no idea at all that he was interested in men. I've also had a few football players come to me for oral sex.

I've also caught a close family member (who's married to a woman) messing around with boys.

Seems to be very common. wtf
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Exactly. Thanks for such a frank reply. You're definitely right. That would have shocked me before working at the porn store.
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Even if that wasn't a girl on the other side of the hole, I pretended it was!

hiding
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OP are snuff films real?
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


They could be. We had "necro-porn" but the dead people were just actors with makeup to make them look pale/decayed or bloody.
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I AM NOT GAY! The guy on the other side of the hole was!

rant
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Exactly! You get it!
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Bravo!

Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL!

Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this.

Thank you.
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Well, I wasn't trying to make a statement about men. Fact is, most guys would have NOTHING to do with this type of activity.

My point is that more guys are gay/bisexual than anyone would EVER imagine. And you can't tell by looking at them or even knowing them personally.

In fact, these types of guys don't think of themselves as "gay" AT ALL. It's like a secret double life that NOT EVEN THEY ACKNOWLEDGE.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Easy Tiger. Animals are not bad; maybe wrong word choice. I simply mean men are more in touch with their instinctual/base needs. It's also interesting that the blacks coined a name/phrase for this first - being on the down low.

I love men. Could not live without men - they rock - well most do anyway. Men and women could not be more different this is why we compliment each other perfectly if we allow it.

They say that if you tell a lie loud enough, often enough, and long enough the people will believe it. Maybe that is it; they just lie to theirselves. wow sure wish I could do that...sometimes.
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I knew a gay guy in college, and he told me once that becoming gay usually stems from some kind of emotional damage that was suffered in childhood. Not always, mind you, he just said it was very common. In his case, his father had died when has was very young, and consequently he grew up without a male role model of any kind. Then when he was a bit older, his mom remarried and his stepdad raped and beat him.

According to the way he explained things to me, many of the guys who go to places like the porn store the OP described don't consider themselves gay because to do so would be to validate, in some way, the abuse they suffered as children (usually at the hands of a male authority figure). They lead normal lives in most respects, have wives and children, etc., but have suffered severe psychological damage that causes behavior patterns like ending up in the back room of seedy porn shops, doing all kinds of fucked up shit with other guys.

I can't say I understand why being abused, in and of itself, tends to cause such behaviors, although it appears to. I understand better why being molested, raped, or otherwise sexually abused by a male authority figure might have this effect (the child has been imprinted with certain neural pathways which will seek, in time, to be utilized.. "activated", if you will). The fact that such behaviors are deviant, however, cannot be denied. Deviant, and, as the OP says, dangerous to the wives these men go home to.

Most men are far too proud and tough to ever seek therapy, so the cycle is never broken. Very sad.
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OP,

You forgot to tell that most of the "dirty book stores" are open 24 hours!






























HEY, WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?
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Bravo!

Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL!

Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this.

Thank you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990


Well, I wasn't trying to make a statement about men. Fact is, most guys would have NOTHING to do with this type of activity.

My point is that more guys are gay/bisexual than anyone would EVER imagine. And you can't tell by looking at them or even knowing them personally.

In fact, these types of guys don't think of themselves as "gay" AT ALL. It's like a secret double life that NOT EVEN THEY ACKNOWLEDGE.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Easy Tiger. Animals are not bad; maybe wrong word choice. I simply mean men are more in touch with their instinctual/base needs. It's also interesting that the blacks coined a name/phrase for this first - being on the down low.

I love men. Could not live without men - they rock - well most do anyway. Men and women could not be more different this is why we compliment each other perfectly if we allow it.

They say that if you tell a lie loud enough, often enough, and long enough the people will believe it. Maybe that is it; they just lie to theirselves. wow sure wish I could do that...sometimes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990


It's all good. I didn't mean to come across as bitching at you. You actually make some good points here.
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I AM NOT GAY! The guy on the other side of the hole was!

rant
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Its only gay if you look him in the eyes! chuckle
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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OP,

You forgot to tell that most of the "dirty book stores" are open 24 hours!









HEY, WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 252372


LOL! But, actually, I did mention that in the original post. Trust me, we always got a lot of business in those early AM hours!
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I AM NOT GAY! The guy on the other side of the hole was!

rant
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Even if that wasn't a girl on the other side of the hole, I pretended it was!

hiding
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No. This has to be a particular mind set. I mean deep down we all know the truth....right? Exception being - insane in the membrane.
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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It's easy enough to find out for yourself. Just go to the seedy part of town with strip clubs and you'll likely find an "adult book store". Park in the back parking lot and go in the back door. Go to the counter and say "can I get some tokens?" The jizzmopper will take your cash and give you a stack of tokens. Go to the back of the store. There will be a door or a beaded curtain and a sign that says "adult arcade" or similar. The rest is up to you.
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Faggory has consumed this planet.

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Belgium - Search.

Dutroux - Search.

Juarez -

'They call Ciudad Juarez "the serial killers' playground". In the past decade, over 500 women have been murdered. Most were abducted, raped and tortured before they were killed. So many women have died that a new word has been invented to describe what is happening here -- 'femicidios', the murder of women. But despite the international outcry, the killings have continued. There are even claims the police are protecting the girls' murderers. What has made Ciudad Juarez so dangerous for women?' -


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I AM NOT GAY! The guy on the other side of the hole was!

rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 252372


Even if that wasn't a girl on the other side of the hole, I pretended it was!

hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 252372


No. This has to be a particular mind set. I mean deep down we all know the truth....right? Exception being - insane in the membrane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990


The "redneck" types that used the peepshow compartmentalize their brains. They do the deed and then leave as quickly as possible, staring at the floor as they scurry out of the store. I think they just try to put it out of their minds. Just like a functional drug addict--they are one thing during business hours and they are something totally different at other times.
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I worked 3rd shift in college at the Danish Book World in Cedar Rapids IA.It was 1985 and aids hadnt fully exploded yet and the fags were just nuts...anything went back in the "arcade".Part of my job was to go back there and bang on the doors when people quit dropping quarters but still "occupied" the booths.Place was run by the mob.I actually had to take a polygraph test to get the job...weird.But the money was o.k. and I got 10% commision on "rubber-goods".We had 8mm,vhs AND beta.Also had a reg.sized theatre.Had no idea how dangerous the job was at the time(I was 18).Part of the reason I took the job was to shock my parents.I was appalled they made me get a job as I was going to COLLEGE (how dare they).Mom checked me one day though by rolling in there while I was working.....not cool.Think it's a computer store now.The biggest thing I remember is how animalistic the gays were back than.Just disgusting.AND i'm usually pretty p.c. These guys would get fucked in the ass over and over again all night......Hot chicks=never.Never mopped jizz though.Best part was the place didnt have an electronic cash-register yet so.... well...I always had beer money.By the time I was 19 I could honestly say nothing on this planet could shock me.But yeah....more farmers than flamers
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Belgium - Search.

Dutroux - Search.

Juarez -

'They call Ciudad Juarez "the serial killers' playground". In the past decade, over 500 women have been murdered. Most were abducted, raped and tortured before they were killed. So many women have died that a new word has been invented to describe what is happening here -- 'femicidios', the murder of women. But despite the international outcry, the killings have continued. There are even claims the police are protecting the girls' murderers. What has made Ciudad Juarez so dangerous for women?' -


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Sex trafficking.

A couple years ago, I watched this movie on Netflix called SNUFF: a documentary about killing on camera. It was obviously about the snuff mystery...like, whether it existed.

That last 5 minutes chilled me to the bone. I still have secondary PTSD.

In the end though, it gave me way more questions than answers.

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