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Confessions of a Jizzmopper

 
simultaneous_final (OP)

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Hmm

Think I will apply for a job, and when the rooms are full, I will chain the doors shut and call the press and say Officer Dickwad and Preacher Fudgepacker are in there fucking each other.
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Trust me--you'll wind up dead and everything will be swept under the rug. Important people are financially invested in operations like these. Also, you'll be falsely imprisoning two law-abiding citizens. That's a felony. In prison, you'll WISH you had a booth sepeeating you and Tyrell.
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Thanks for the insight bro, you think that shits bad... you should see the more discreet operate on the underground web :/

I really feel sorry for the wives etc...
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Perhaps someone could share what happens in back door dance clubs?!

That'll shock ya
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I wish a former employee of one would do as I did and expose it here at GLP.
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Thanks for the insight bro, you think that shits bad... you should see the more discreet operate on the underground web :/

I really feel sorry for the wives etc...
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I'd steer clear of there.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Easy Tiger!?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


I'd settle for thermonuclear sterilization of this particular subset of the population.

I'm not picky about the mechanism, but the goal is non-negotiable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882


Spoken like a true peepshow customer. Trust me, they all talk JUST LIKE YOU.

So keep your rage to yourself and don't do anything stupid or violent. If you don't like it, don't take part. Live and let live.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


It's not rage, freakshow. Last time I checked, I don't have the means to construct a thermonuclear sterilization mechanism, nor to engineer a more efficient AIDS nano-weapon.

It's my sense of justice on behalf of those poor wives.
I don't care if openly-queer fags climb all over each other, but don't break your marriage contract and engage in what amounts to attempted murder on your wife for her crime of being gullible enough to believe you're a real man.

You fine with HIV-flavored dick going into your sister?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882


You make one hell of a good point, man. I certainly agree. I thought you were talking about indiscriminately killing gays. My bad.
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Now after reading this thread, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING A LITTLE TRIP TO THE LOCAL PORN STORE? LOL. I'd bet quite a few.

Go get your pokin-tokens, head to the peepshow, get your dick sucked and then STARE AT THE FLOOR as you walk as quickly as possible out the back door.

Yeah--I've seen it too many times.
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Don't judge everyone else too harshly- after all, you're the one who worked there
"So live your life and live it well
There's not much more of me to tell
I just got back up each time I fell"
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Perhaps someone could share what happens in back door dance clubs?!

That'll shock ya
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104


I do know of one that keeps an old nasty blanket tucked in a specific back booth...not sure why or what it's for. lol.

Just a rumor I've heard from some guys.
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Now after reading this thread, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING A LITTLE TRIP TO THE LOCAL PORN STORE? LOL. I'd bet quite a few.

Go get your pokin-tokens, head to the peepshow, get your dick sucked and then STARE AT THE FLOOR as you walk as quickly as possible out the back door.

Yeah--I've seen it too many times.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Don't judge everyone else too harshly- after all, you're the one who worked there
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True that. I was just having a laugh at the expense of the rabidly homophobic yet bicurious folks here at GLP.
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that doesn't make any sense? two guys suck each other off that are both expecting a woman to suck THEM off?! i dont know about you but if i was expecting to get a bj and then a dick appeared through the window i wouldn't just go 'hmm oh well!?!' ..... have i missed something here
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!

shillary
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Holy shit
She has bad teeth!!!!!
I wonder if that's a denture
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if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal.

the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this?

for what purpose have you posted this?

entertainment?

confession?

boredom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678


I said earlier why I posted this thread. It's an actual verifiable conspiracy. It also sheds light on the fact that "gayness" is not as cut-and-dry as people here think.

Lot's of tough, straight good old boys are just as gay as the Broadway-loving flamers that people here at GLP like to ridicule. Except they're worse because they bring home diseases to their clueless wives. Not to mention, they're lying to THEMSELVES. It's sad.

Welcome to the real world. This goes on in small towns and big cities alike. It's everywhere in America, at least.
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That's called the down low
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if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal.

the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this?

for what purpose have you posted this?

entertainment?

confession?

boredom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678


I said earlier why I posted this thread. It's an actual verifiable conspiracy. It also sheds light on the fact that "gayness" is not as cut-and-dry as people here think.

Lot's of tough, straight good old boys are just as gay as the Broadway-loving flamers that people here at GLP like to ridicule. Except they're worse because they bring home diseases to their clueless wives. Not to mention, they're lying to THEMSELVES. It's sad.

Welcome to the real world. This goes on in small towns and big cities alike. It's everywhere in America, at least.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


They ARE SODOMITES, they can say whatever they want, God has their number, they be going down with this entire system.

So stop refering to sodomites as straights, call them sodomites, their God appointed name and title.

1Ki 15:11 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father.
1Ki 15:12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
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see - on the down low.

It's in wiki...no shit. LMFAO!

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Lol I did not read but one sentence you just wrote but I had a jizzmoper at my store and he was about 6'2 black as the night sky and was more of a body gaurd for me doing my job.he was awsome...so I'm giving some love to the jizzmopers/security..thank you
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I bet you there won't be any questions. probably lots of folks on here quickly covering their crotch with their bible.

thanks for posting though, no surprise there really.
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cruise
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if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal.

the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this?

for what purpose have you posted this?

entertainment?

confession?

boredom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678


I said earlier why I posted this thread. It's an actual verifiable conspiracy. It also sheds light on the fact that "gayness" is not as cut-and-dry as people here think.

Lot's of tough, straight good old boys are just as gay as the Broadway-loving flamers that people here at GLP like to ridicule. Except they're worse because they bring home diseases to their clueless wives. Not to mention, they're lying to THEMSELVES. It's sad.

Welcome to the real world. This goes on in small towns and big cities alike. It's everywhere in America, at least.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


They ARE SODOMITES, they can say whatever they want, God has their number, they be going down with this entire system.

So stop refering to sodomites as straights, call them sodomites, their God appointed name and title.

1Ki 15:11 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father.
1Ki 15:12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32761690


Whatever. These guys are a mystery--an anomaly of modern culture. If men weren't constantly being pummeled by the VERY REAL "straight agenda", then maybe they could be themselves instead of hiding in the shadows and getting married in an attempt to "fix themselves". I can't justify their self-destructive behavior in the peepshow. But it's not hard to see why they feel they must keep their dark secrets. I DO feel for the wives. They are the real victims here.
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Perhaps someone could share what happens in back door dance clubs?!

That'll shock ya
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104


I do know of one that keeps an old nasty blanket tucked in a specific back booth...not sure why or what it's for. lol.

Just a rumor I've heard from some guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990


Lets just say that they don't have any use for glory holes (although they have plenty in the men's stalls). What they do for "fun" - is all out in the open
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Lol I did not read but one sentence you just wrote but I had a jizzmoper at my store and he was about 6'2 black as the night sky and was more of a body gaurd for me doing my job.he was awsome...so I'm giving some love to the jizzmopers/security..thank you
 Quoting: former adult store clerk 32764824


Can you, at least, confirm for the forum that I'm telling the truth about this subject?

In my day, only one staff member worked per shift. We were the clerk, the janitor, the salesman and the security. That led to a lot of hairy situations like assaults, robbery attempts and shoplifting attempts. We had to be well-armed to work there. I had a concealed .357 mag at all times and also a 12ga pump behind the counter. I've run off several would-be robbers. I've also been attacked while cleaning the peepshow area. A guy tried to rape me once. I punched him in the face to get free and then I drew my weapon. I led him out the back door then called the cops with his description and license plate #. I never heard anything about it.
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Thanks for the interesting read.
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if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal.

the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this?

for what purpose have you posted this?

entertainment?

confession?

boredom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678


I said earlier why I posted this thread. It's an actual verifiable conspiracy. It also sheds light on the fact that "gayness" is not as cut-and-dry as people here think.

Lot's of tough, straight good old boys are just as gay as the Broadway-loving flamers that people here at GLP like to ridicule. Except they're worse because they bring home diseases to their clueless wives. Not to mention, they're lying to THEMSELVES. It's sad.

Welcome to the real world. This goes on in small towns and big cities alike. It's everywhere in America, at least.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


They ARE SODOMITES, they can say whatever they want, God has their number, they be going down with this entire system.

So stop refering to sodomites as straights, call them sodomites, their God appointed name and title.

1Ki 15:11 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father.
1Ki 15:12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32761690


Whatever. These guys are a mystery--an anomaly of modern culture. If men weren't constantly being pummeled by the VERY REAL "straight agenda", then maybe they could be themselves instead of hiding in the shadows and getting married in an attempt to "fix themselves". I can't justify their self-destructive behavior in the peepshow. But it's not hard to see why they feel they must keep their dark secrets. I DO feel for the wives. They are the real victims here.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


They really are OP and I find it so interesting. All the evolving roles of men/women/black/white/young/old. I could theorize for days on how and why an individual or a whole society has gotten to some new moral decision in this crazy world.

Thank you again for sharing.
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Perhaps someone could share what happens in back door dance clubs?!

That'll shock ya
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104


I do know of one that keeps an old nasty blanket tucked in a specific back booth...not sure why or what it's for. lol.

Just a rumor I've heard from some guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990


Lets just say that they don't have any use for glory holes (although they have plenty in the men's stalls). What they do for "fun" - is all out in the open
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104


Do tell. I don't know anything about the subject. I don't even know what a "back door dance club" is. I know of lots of strip clubs with "champagne rooms", "hot tub rooms" and "lap dance rooms". Is that what you mean?
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Lol I did not read but one sentence you just wrote but I had a jizzmoper at my store and he was about 6'2 black as the night sky and was more of a body gaurd for me doing my job.he was awsome...so I'm giving some love to the jizzmopers/security..thank you
 Quoting: former adult store clerk 32764824


Can you, at least, confirm for the forum that I'm telling the truth about this subject?

In my day, only one staff member worked per shift. We were the clerk, the janitor, the salesman and the security. That led to a lot of hairy situations like assaults, robbery attempts and shoplifting attempts. We had to be well-armed to work there. I had a concealed .357 mag at all times and also a 12ga pump behind the counter. I've run off several would-be robbers. I've also been attacked while cleaning the peepshow area. A guy tried to rape me once. I punched him in the face to get free and then I drew my weapon. I led him out the back door then called the cops with his description and license plate #. I never heard anything about it.
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Lol sorry but that sentence made me giggle.
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Hmm

Think I will apply for a job, and when the rooms are full, I will chain the doors shut and call the press and say Officer Dickwad and Preacher Fudgepacker are in there fucking each other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32724170


Trust me--you'll wind up dead and everything will be swept under the rug. Important people are financially invested in operations like these. Also, you'll be falsely imprisoning two law-abiding citizens. That's a felony. In prison, you'll WISH you had a booth sepeeating you and Tyrell.
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Sounds like a perfect job...

For The Batman!

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Why was there jizz on the floor?
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People were having sex with each other back there, can imagine it would be messy.
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Bravo!

Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL!

Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this.

Thank you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990


Can't speak for this generation but I knew men of moral stature. They weren't animals.
 Quoting: Kirk


In a fantasy world I'd like to agree on the 'men of moral' stature' thing.
The truth is that even the 'morally sound' folks back then had skeletons the size of Godzilla lurking in the cupboard.

It's just the way it's always been and the way it'll always be.
The more someone touts their morality and professes purity and indignation at the 'filthy and degenerate one's', the more you can be rest assured they're no better and probably worse.

That's human nature in action. I've seen it over and over again, and no amount of self flagellation to atone for their 'sins' ever stops these hypocrites.
They're usually preachers, doctors, lawyers and particularly 'god fearing' folk.
You know...the 'good' people! Lol!!!

I always wonder what kind of pervert 'God' must be.
'Right, now let me make the reproductive function as sordid as possible!! I could of course just replace the whole affair with something else, but I'm rather going to make them do it just like the animals. Hah! That'll teach them';-)'

Bah!
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eh i already knew about this stuff. it's always disturbing, but it doesn't surprise me because i've been around some of this fucked up stuff before. I used to have a job as part of a clean up crew at 3 bars. 2 of which I was in charge of, they were the smallest two, and the 3rd which i was part of a 3-4 man crew, which had to clean up the largest of the 3 bars. all owned by two brothers. These two brothers are the grider brothers that used to own the bars the skybar, the tavern, and the highlands in auburn/opelika. These two brothers not only ran Ghb through town and encouraged their bartenders to dope up customers without their permission, they ran it in bulk to the masses down there. Also, being part of this clean up rew i saw some fucked up stuff in the bathrooms. Condoms in the guy bathrooms. Bloody panties in the girl bathrooms. Sex toys in the girl bathrooms. Unidentifiable powdered drugs on wooden rails where people had obviously urinated on. So drugs with traces of urine going into nasal cavities. Feces on the floors. Broken bottles shoved up in the toilets. Used condoms on the dance floor. Also working simultaniously as a bouncer I always wondered how i never spotted couples fucking on the dance floor but would find the condoms later. The two brothers would sometimes dope a girl up and take her home where they would share her and all sleep in the same house. like 40ish year old blood brothers gangbanging underage chicks doped up. Oh what a classy town auburn was. i got my degree and got the fuck out quick. That job only lasted about 2 years before It made me sick. The captain of the cleanup crew at skybar used to joke to the new guys that he once found a living fetus in the toilet of the girls bathroom. He also used to poke the cigarettes through the deck and about twice a year had to pull up the boards and clean underneath. I witnessed him score some jewlry worth several thousand.

i then went on a very successful short term intense drug binge and thank god have wiped a large portion of my memory slate clean. can't remember details during those couple of years worth a damn. mission accomplished. good times good times rockonrockonsidewayssfangaahcry
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Thanks for the interesting read.
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No problem.

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if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal.

the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this?

for what purpose have you posted this?

entertainment?

confession?

boredom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678


possibly to show the depravity that is rampant in today's world. think pompeii. nature cries for a correction.
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Why was there jizz on the floor?
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There was jizz everywhere. A lot of people scribbled and swirled their jizz all over the wall and TV screen. The jizzmopper has to scrub down all the surfaces with bleach water on midnight shift.

The manager told me that the customers liked it "nasty" back there. Many of them pissed and shat in garbage cans or right on the floor. The way the manager explained it was that the customers wanted a "back alley" experience. Dark, dirty, smelly.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Lol, this made me laugh for some reason. And almost made me throw up.
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Lol I did not read but one sentence you just wrote but I had a jizzmoper at my store and he was about 6'2 black as the night sky and was more of a body gaurd for me doing my job.he was awsome...so I'm giving some love to the jizzmopers/security..thank you
 Quoting: former adult store clerk 32764824


Can you, at least, confirm for the forum that I'm telling the truth about this subject?

In my day, only one staff member worked per shift. We were the clerk, the janitor, the salesman and the security. That led to a lot of hairy situations like assaults, robbery attempts and shoplifting attempts. We had to be well-armed to work there. I had a concealed .357 mag at all times and also a 12ga pump behind the counter. I've run off several would-be robbers. I've also been attacked while cleaning the peepshow area. A guy tried to rape me once. I punched him in the face to get free and then I drew my weapon. I led him out the back door then called the cops with his description and license plate #. I never heard anything about it.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Lol sorry but that sentence made me giggle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32547856


Don't worry. I've laughed about it too. Not many guys I know have nearly been raped. I'm glad he didn't pin me to the wall or the floor. He was a big dude. If I hadn't been armed, I would have a size 11 asshole. And I definitely wouldn't be laughing about it now.
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