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Confessions of a Jizzmopper

 
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that doesn't make any sense? two guys suck each other off that are both expecting a woman to suck THEM off?! i dont know about you but if i was expecting to get a bj and then a dick appeared through the window i wouldn't just go 'hmm oh well!?!' ..... have i missed something here
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I'm assuming they would know what they're in for. Though dont know a lot about peep shows so idk.
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Perhaps someone could share what happens in back door dance clubs?!

That'll shock ya
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104


I do know of one that keeps an old nasty blanket tucked in a specific back booth...not sure why or what it's for. lol.

Just a rumor I've heard from some guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990


Lets just say that they don't have any use for glory holes (although they have plenty in the men's stalls). What they do for "fun" - is all out in the open
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104


Do tell. I don't know anything about the subject. I don't even know what a "back door dance club" is. I know of lots of strip clubs with "champagne rooms", "hot tub rooms" and "lap dance rooms". Is that what you mean?
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Lets just say there is a "show" where volunteers take what the viewers "give".

I'm not sure what the proper term of this sort of dance club is. But they are more mainstream than people realize. Probably could google it.

Your info, on the other hand, is more "hidden", though not surprising.
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Lol I did not read but one sentence you just wrote but I had a jizzmoper at my store and he was about 6'2 black as the night sky and was more of a body gaurd for me doing my job.he was awsome...so I'm giving some love to the jizzmopers/security..thank you
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Can you, at least, confirm for the forum that I'm telling the truth about this subject?

In my day, only one staff member worked per shift. We were the clerk, the janitor, the salesman and the security. That led to a lot of hairy situations like assaults, robbery attempts and shoplifting attempts. We had to be well-armed to work there. I had a concealed .357 mag at all times and also a 12ga pump behind the counter. I've run off several would-be robbers. I've also been attacked while cleaning the peepshow area. A guy tried to rape me once. I punched him in the face to get free and then I drew my weapon. I led him out the back door then called the cops with his description and license plate #. I never heard anything about it.
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Lol sorry but that sentence made me giggle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32547856


Don't worry. I've laughed about it too. Not many guys I know have nearly been raped. I'm glad he didn't pin me to the wall or the floor. He was a big dude. If I hadn't been armed, I would have a size 11 asshole. And I definitely wouldn't be laughing about it now.
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I AM NOT GAY! The guy on the other side of the hole was!

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Lol
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eh i already knew about this stuff. it's always disturbing, but it doesn't surprise me because i've been around some of this fucked up stuff before. I used to have a job as part of a clean up crew at 3 bars. 2 of which I was in charge of, they were the smallest two, and the 3rd which i was part of a 3-4 man crew, which had to clean up the largest of the 3 bars. all owned by two brothers. These two brothers are the grider brothers that used to own the bars the skybar, the tavern, and the highlands in auburn/opelika. These two brothers not only ran Ghb through town and encouraged their bartenders to dope up customers without their permission, they ran it in bulk to the masses down there. Also, being part of this clean up rew i saw some fucked up stuff in the bathrooms. Condoms in the guy bathrooms. Bloody panties in the girl bathrooms. Sex toys in the girl bathrooms. Unidentifiable powdered drugs on wooden rails where people had obviously urinated on. So drugs with traces of urine going into nasal cavities. Feces on the floors. Broken bottles shoved up in the toilets. Used condoms on the dance floor. Also working simultaniously as a bouncer I always wondered how i never spotted couples fucking on the dance floor but would find the condoms later. The two brothers would sometimes dope a girl up and take her home where they would share her and all sleep in the same house. like 40ish year old blood brothers gangbanging underage chicks doped up. Oh what a classy town auburn was. i got my degree and got the fuck out quick. That job only lasted about 2 years before It made me sick. The captain of the cleanup crew at skybar used to joke to the new guys that he once found a living fetus in the toilet of the girls bathroom. He also used to poke the cigarettes through the deck and about twice a year had to pull up the boards and clean underneath. I witnessed him score some jewlry worth several thousand.

i then went on a very successful short term intense drug binge and thank god have wiped a large portion of my memory slate clean. can't remember details during those couple of years worth a damn. mission accomplished. good times good times rockonrockonsidewayssfangaahcry
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Good story, man. It's weird how when you see the "seedy underbelly" of society, there's no going back to Normalville. The world that most people THINKS exists is just a fiction--a thin veneer hiding a jizz-smeared cocaine-fueled nightmare.
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eh i already knew about this stuff. it's always disturbing, but it doesn't surprise me because i've been around some of this fucked up stuff before. I used to have a job as part of a clean up crew at 3 bars. 2 of which I was in charge of, they were the smallest two, and the 3rd which i was part of a 3-4 man crew, which had to clean up the largest of the 3 bars. all owned by two brothers. These two brothers are the grider brothers that used to own the bars the skybar, the tavern, and the highlands in auburn/opelika. These two brothers not only ran Ghb through town and encouraged their bartenders to dope up customers without their permission, they ran it in bulk to the masses down there. Also, being part of this clean up rew i saw some fucked up stuff in the bathrooms. Condoms in the guy bathrooms. Bloody panties in the girl bathrooms. Sex toys in the girl bathrooms. Unidentifiable powdered drugs on wooden rails where people had obviously urinated on. So drugs with traces of urine going into nasal cavities. Feces on the floors. Broken bottles shoved up in the toilets. Used condoms on the dance floor. Also working simultaniously as a bouncer I always wondered how i never spotted couples fucking on the dance floor but would find the condoms later. The two brothers would sometimes dope a girl up and take her home where they would share her and all sleep in the same house. like 40ish year old blood brothers gangbanging underage chicks doped up. Oh what a classy town auburn was. i got my degree and got the fuck out quick. That job only lasted about 2 years before It made me sick. The captain of the cleanup crew at skybar used to joke to the new guys that he once found a living fetus in the toilet of the girls bathroom. He also used to poke the cigarettes through the deck and about twice a year had to pull up the boards and clean underneath. I witnessed him score some jewlry worth several thousand.

i then went on a very successful short term intense drug binge and thank god have wiped a large portion of my memory slate clean. can't remember details during those couple of years worth a damn. mission accomplished. good times good times rockonrockonsidewayssfangaahcry
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7881256


Good story, man. It's weird how when you see the "seedy underbelly" of society, there's no going back to Normalville. The world that most people THINKS exists is just a fiction--a thin veneer hiding a jizz-smeared cocaine-fueled nightmare.
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I do know of one that keeps an old nasty blanket tucked in a specific back booth...not sure why or what it's for. lol.

Just a rumor I've heard from some guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990


Lets just say that they don't have any use for glory holes (although they have plenty in the men's stalls). What they do for "fun" - is all out in the open
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104


Do tell. I don't know anything about the subject. I don't even know what a "back door dance club" is. I know of lots of strip clubs with "champagne rooms", "hot tub rooms" and "lap dance rooms". Is that what you mean?
 Quoting: simultaneous_final



Lets just say there is a "show" where volunteers take what the viewers "give".

I'm not sure what the proper term of this sort of dance club is. But they are more mainstream than people realize. Probably could google it.

Your info, on the other hand, is more "hidden", though not surprising.
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You mean like at the end of Requiem?
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if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal.

the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this?

for what purpose have you posted this?

entertainment?

confession?

boredom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678


I said earlier why I posted this thread. It's an actual verifiable conspiracy. It also sheds light on the fact that "gayness" is not as cut-and-dry as people here think.

Lot's of tough, straight good old boys are just as gay as the Broadway-loving flamers that people here at GLP like to ridicule. Except they're worse because they bring home diseases to their clueless wives. Not to mention, they're lying to THEMSELVES. It's sad.

Welcome to the real world. This goes on in small towns and big cities alike. It's everywhere in America, at least.
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understood. I want you to know, a good proportion of humanity is sick of small minded people like you OP, Gay internet bashing is pathetic & just shows flaws in your self. just because people like eating chocolate doesnt mean they order a double chocolate upsized thick shakes at the local fast food joint? go figure
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Though its not just gay sex, it's smearing jizz everywhere and shitting and pissing on the floor. That's just gross, though have to admit, did make me laugh when I read it.
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Lets just say that they don't have any use for glory holes (although they have plenty in the men's stalls). What they do for "fun" - is all out in the open
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Do tell. I don't know anything about the subject. I don't even know what a "back door dance club" is. I know of lots of strip clubs with "champagne rooms", "hot tub rooms" and "lap dance rooms". Is that what you mean?
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Lets just say there is a "show" where volunteers take what the viewers "give".

I'm not sure what the proper term of this sort of dance club is. But they are more mainstream than people realize. Probably could google it.

Your info, on the other hand, is more "hidden", though not surprising.
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You mean like at the end of Requiem?
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Hey OP what was the most interesting experience you had at that place, with a *female* customer?
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This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS:
100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible.

dead dead dead dead dead
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The thought of snuff films makes me hope for that. Humans suck anyway.
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Bravo!

Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL!

Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this.

Thank you.
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Can't speak for this generation but I knew men of moral stature. They weren't animals.
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In a fantasy world I'd like to agree on the 'men of moral' stature' thing.
The truth is that even the 'morally sound' folks back then had skeletons the size of Godzilla lurking in the cupboard.

It's just the way it's always been and the way it'll always be.
The more someone touts their morality and professes purity and indignation at the 'filthy and degenerate one's', the more you can be rest assured they're no better and probably worse.

That's human nature in action. I've seen it over and over again, and no amount of self flagellation to atone for their 'sins' ever stops these hypocrites.
They're usually preachers, doctors, lawyers and particularly 'god fearing' folk.
You know...the 'good' people! Lol!!!

I always wonder what kind of pervert 'God' must be.
'Right, now let me make the reproductive function as sordid as possible!! I could of course just replace the whole affair with something else, but I'm rather going to make them do it just like the animals. Hah! That'll teach them';-)'

Bah!
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5a

You said it way better than I could have.
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I knew a gay guy in college, and he told me once that becoming gay usually stems from some kind of emotional damage that was suffered in childhood. Not always, mind you, he just said it was very common. In his case, his father had died when has was very young, and consequently he grew up without a male role model of any kind. Then when he was a bit older, his mom remarried and his stepdad raped and beat him.

According to the way he explained things to me, many of the guys who go to places like the porn store the OP described don't consider themselves gay because to do so would be to validate, in some way, the abuse they suffered as children (usually at the hands of a male authority figure). They lead normal lives in most respects, have wives and children, etc., but have suffered severe psychological damage that causes behavior patterns like ending up in the back room of seedy porn shops, doing all kinds of fucked up shit with other guys.

I can't say I understand why being abused, in and of itself, tends to cause such behaviors, although it appears to. I understand better why being molested, raped, or otherwise sexually abused by a male authority figure might have this effect (the child has been imprinted with certain neural pathways which will seek, in time, to be utilized.. "activated", if you will). The fact that such behaviors are deviant, however, cannot be denied. Deviant, and, as the OP says, dangerous to the wives these men go home to.

Most men are far too proud and tough to ever seek therapy, so the cycle is never broken. Very sad.
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That is a pretty broad generalization. Science has found that 10-20% of mammals are homosexual. It's not caused by abuse.
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I have slept with a number of men and it never fails to amaze me the ones who consider it not to be cheating if they don't get emotionally involved. "I'll do anything but kiss."

"Oh sure, my dick got sucked, and I might have sucked a dick, but it was only for politeness' sake."

These are your tragic closet cases, men who nowadays would probably come out as gay or bi at a young age, but instead they didn't have an outlet and got married and had a kid. It's like straight married men who go to see a whore, only cheaper.

See the gays (unless they're looking for a bit of a rough customer) will go to a bath house, a den of sodomite evil specifically designed for random encounters with another lecherous Larry. In a bath house you can at least shower, maybe soak in the hot tub, work out a bit, get a drink, fuck some strange, that sort of thing. I know one where at midnight they'll crackle "COCK MEAT SANDWICHES" over the PA at midnight - it's actually commercially prepared meatballs in marinara on a sub roll. I think they get them from CostCo.

There is a bath house in your community, unless you live in a tiny city.

The thing is, bath houses, while being place where men go to have random sex with each other, are well aware of the dangers of STIs and HIV - they provide condoms and lube and often even discrete HIV testing services through local public health units.

Now your adult video booths, you're really flying blind.
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Thank you for posting OP, I've known about this for a while from having gay friends over the years, but never ceases to amaze me.

Now, if someone has the nerve to approach another topic at some point, gay men who have closeted heterosexual tendencies, that's probably even more taboo.
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Hey OP what was the most interesting experience you had at that place, with a *female* customer?
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All of the couples that came in to run a train (there weren't many--I'd say five or six) asked me to be first in line. I politely refused. Trust me. The peepshow was a no condom zone as well as a clusterfuck. The same pervs who would fuck guys in the ass would be fucking these chicks too. So, NO--I never fucked any of the women.

But to answer your question (though it's not what you were probably looking for):

We sold lots of vibes and dildos there. The biggest that we had was called "the great American vibrating challenge". It was about 2 feet long and about 7 inches in diameter. It had a big heavy base so that it would sit on the floor. I thought it HAD to just be a novelty. I didn't think I'd ever actually sell it. Well, one day this short fat bulldike-type chick brings it to the counter. I used to like joking with the customers. I said, "So--you think you're up to the great American vibrating challenge--you've got my bet. It looks like you could take every inch". She did NOT think it was funny. She slammed the money down, grabbed the dildo and made for the door. I yelled after her, "I need to check that with batteries before you go--we don't give refunds on merchandise!" She turned around and said, "the next time I come back to this store it will be to blow your fucking head off". She lifted up her sweatshirt and revealed a big revolver.

That's probably the most interesting interaction I had with a woman at the store.

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Lets just say that they don't have any use for glory holes (although they have plenty in the men's stalls). What they do for "fun" - is all out in the open
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Do tell. I don't know anything about the subject. I don't even know what a "back door dance club" is. I know of lots of strip clubs with "champagne rooms", "hot tub rooms" and "lap dance rooms". Is that what you mean?
 Quoting: simultaneous_final



Lets just say there is a "show" where volunteers take what the viewers "give".

I'm not sure what the proper term of this sort of dance club is. But they are more mainstream than people realize. Probably could google it.

Your info, on the other hand, is more "hidden", though not surprising.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104


You mean like at the end of Requiem?
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I don't know what requiem is. A movie?

What happens at the end?
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Do tell. I don't know anything about the subject. I don't even know what a "back door dance club" is. I know of lots of strip clubs with "champagne rooms", "hot tub rooms" and "lap dance rooms". Is that what you mean?
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Lets just say there is a "show" where volunteers take what the viewers "give".

I'm not sure what the proper term of this sort of dance club is. But they are more mainstream than people realize. Probably could google it.

Your info, on the other hand, is more "hidden", though not surprising.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104


You mean like at the end of Requiem?
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I don't know what requiem is. A movie?

What happens at the end?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104


Requiem for a Dream. A movie. You're going to want to Google that. The ending is on YouTube.
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Do you diddle with people a lot? Just saying.
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Perhaps someone could share what happens in back door dance clubs?!

That'll shock ya
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I wish a former employee of one would do as I did and expose it here at GLP.
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What is a "back door dance club"...???
wtf


Back door meaning homosexual?

A gay dance club?
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YES...PAINT THE PICTURE..MMMNNN, how vivid..yes I see it now..


ALL THE PENT UP EMOTIONS OF A WEST VERGINA TOWN..OOOHH..

anmoore..and of course 10 miles north...NUTTER FORT..YES..SO SO...restrained..so.. god fearing..so..uuhh..ready to RELEASE!

LET ME SEE..LETS GET THE GOOGLE MAP..YES..LINK?

[link to maps.google.com]

CLOSER..YES..the glory hole...

[link to maps.google.com]
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Hey OP what was the most interesting experience you had at that place, with a *female* customer?
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All of the couples that came in to run a train (there weren't many--I'd say five or six) asked me to be first in line. I politely refused. Trust me. The peepshow was a no condom zone as well as a clusterfuck. The same pervs who would fuck guys in the ass would be fucking these chicks too. So, NO--I never fucked any of the women.

But to answer your question (though it's not what you were probably looking for):

We sold lots of vibes and dildos there. The biggest that we had was called "the great American vibrating challenge". It was about 2 feet long and about 7 inches in diameter. It had a big heavy base so that it would sit on the floor. I thought it HAD to just be a novelty. I didn't think I'd ever actually sell it. Well, one day this short fat bulldike-type chick brings it to the counter. I used to like joking with the customers. I said, "So--you think you're up to the great American vibrating challenge--you've got my bet. It looks like you could take every inch". She did NOT think it was funny. She slammed the money down, grabbed the dildo and made for the door. I yelled after her, "I need to check that with batteries before you go--we don't give refunds on merchandise!" She turned around and said, "the next time I come back to this store it will be to blow your fucking head off". She lifted up her sweatshirt and revealed a big revolver.

That's probably the most interesting interaction I had with a woman at the store.
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Good grief. That's one for the record books.
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I just got back up each time I fell"
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this thread is nuts!!

loved it.

thanks OP
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Do you diddle with people a lot? Just saying.
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Pardon?
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YES...PAINT THE PICTURE..MMMNNN, how vivid..yes I see it now..


ALL THE PENT UP EMOTIONS OF A WEST VERGINA TOWN..OOOHH..

anmoore..and of course 10 miles north...NUTTER FORT..YES..SO SO...restrained..so.. god fearing..so..uuhh..ready to RELEASE!

LET ME SEE..LETS GET THE GOOGLE MAP..YES..LINK?

[link to maps.google.com]

CLOSER..YES..the glory hole...

[link to maps.google.com]
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RIGHT YOU ARE!

You crack me up, man!

laugh
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YES...PAINT THE PICTURE..MMMNNN, how vivid..yes I see it now..


ALL THE PENT UP EMOTIONS OF A WEST VERGINA TOWN..OOOHH..

anmoore..and of course 10 miles north...NUTTER FORT..YES..SO SO...restrained..so.. god fearing..so..uuhh..ready to RELEASE!

LET ME SEE..LETS GET THE GOOGLE MAP..YES..LINK?

[link to maps.google.com]

CLOSER..YES..the glory hole...

[link to maps.google.com]
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RIGHT YOU ARE!
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Nailed.
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is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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YES...PAINT THE PICTURE..MMMNNN, how vivid..yes I see it now..


ALL THE PENT UP EMOTIONS OF A WEST VERGINA TOWN..OOOHH..

anmoore..and of course 10 miles north...NUTTER FORT..YES..SO SO...restrained..so.. god fearing..so..uuhh..ready to RELEASE!

LET ME SEE..LETS GET THE GOOGLE MAP..YES..LINK?

[link to maps.google.com]

CLOSER..YES..the glory hole...

[link to maps.google.com]
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RIGHT YOU ARE!
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Nailed.
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Indeed. That's the place.
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This is old-school and well known about at least in my area, though we do get aLOT of trucker traffic(and have a lot of truck stops that sell mostly porn) so that could contribute to it getting around here. The glory hole thing is plaguing public restrooms just as bad, parks and other very public places seem to be getting more popular too. Just a few months ago a teenage girl was caught giving a blowjob on the display swings in-front of our Walmart, when police arrived to break it up they literally had to pry her off the guy because she just kept going even as a crowd formed. Disgusting stuff.
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YES...PAINT THE PICTURE..MMMNNN, how vivid..yes I see it now..


ALL THE PENT UP EMOTIONS OF A WEST VERGINA TOWN..OOOHH..

anmoore..and of course 10 miles north...NUTTER FORT..YES..SO SO...restrained..so.. god fearing..so..uuhh..ready to RELEASE!

LET ME SEE..LETS GET THE GOOGLE MAP..YES..LINK?

[link to maps.google.com]

CLOSER..YES..the glory hole...

[link to maps.google.com]
 Quoting: Goneviral


RIGHT YOU ARE!
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Yes...of COURSE I am..even though... I live in orange county california..and have never been to west vergina.

but..see..I sometimes get these..TWINGES..YES..URGES...FOR THE STRANGE HAPPENINGS..I have been through things that have sent mental health doctors in serch of the living GOD..
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People are fucking insane! That's all I'ma say bout that,lol.

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