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simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmm Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32724170 Think I will apply for a job, and when the rooms are full, I will chain the doors shut and call the press and say Officer Dickwad and Preacher Fudgepacker are in there fucking each other. Trust me--you'll wind up dead and everything will be swept under the rug. Important people are financially invested in operations like these. Also, you'll be falsely imprisoning two law-abiding citizens. That's a felony. In prison, you'll WISH you had a booth sepeeating you and Tyrell. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13301921 Australia 01/21/2013 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Perhaps someone could share what happens in back door dance clubs?! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104 That'll shock ya I wish a former employee of one would do as I did and expose it here at GLP. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
Spittin'Cesium User ID: 14589973 Netherlands 01/21/2013 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks for the insight bro, you think that shits bad... you should see the more discreet operate on the underground web :/ Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13301921 I really feel sorry for the wives etc... I'd steer clear of there. The thing that hath been, is That which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun. Ecclesiastes 9:1 |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd settle for thermonuclear sterilization of this particular subset of the population. I'm not picky about the mechanism, but the goal is non-negotiable. Spoken like a true peepshow customer. Trust me, they all talk JUST LIKE YOU. So keep your rage to yourself and don't do anything stupid or violent. If you don't like it, don't take part. Live and let live. It's not rage, freakshow. Last time I checked, I don't have the means to construct a thermonuclear sterilization mechanism, nor to engineer a more efficient AIDS nano-weapon. It's my sense of justice on behalf of those poor wives. I don't care if openly-queer fags climb all over each other, but don't break your marriage contract and engage in what amounts to attempted murder on your wife for her crime of being gullible enough to believe you're a real man. You fine with HIV-flavored dick going into your sister? You make one hell of a good point, man. I certainly agree. I thought you were talking about indiscriminately killing gays. My bad. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
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Rammstein Fan User ID: 20537046 United States 01/21/2013 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now after reading this thread, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING A LITTLE TRIP TO THE LOCAL PORN STORE? LOL. I'd bet quite a few. Quoting: simultaneous_final Go get your pokin-tokens, head to the peepshow, get your dick sucked and then STARE AT THE FLOOR as you walk as quickly as possible out the back door. Yeah--I've seen it too many times. Don't judge everyone else too harshly- after all, you're the one who worked there Youtube channel: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now after reading this thread, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING A LITTLE TRIP TO THE LOCAL PORN STORE? LOL. I'd bet quite a few. Quoting: simultaneous_final Go get your pokin-tokens, head to the peepshow, get your dick sucked and then STARE AT THE FLOOR as you walk as quickly as possible out the back door. Yeah--I've seen it too many times. Don't judge everyone else too harshly- after all, you're the one who worked there True that. I was just having a laugh at the expense of the rabidly homophobic yet bicurious folks here at GLP. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
stella stevens User ID: 1490898 Canada 01/21/2013 11:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | that doesn't make any sense? two guys suck each other off that are both expecting a woman to suck THEM off?! i dont know about you but if i was expecting to get a bj and then a dick appeared through the window i wouldn't just go 'hmm oh well!?!' ..... have i missed something here Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24904591 LOL!!!!!!!!!! Holy shit She has bad teeth!!!!! I wonder if that's a denture |
stella stevens User ID: 1490898 Canada 01/21/2013 11:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678 the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this? for what purpose have you posted this? entertainment? confession? boredom? I said earlier why I posted this thread. It's an actual verifiable conspiracy. It also sheds light on the fact that "gayness" is not as cut-and-dry as people here think. Lot's of tough, straight good old boys are just as gay as the Broadway-loving flamers that people here at GLP like to ridicule. Except they're worse because they bring home diseases to their clueless wives. Not to mention, they're lying to THEMSELVES. It's sad. Welcome to the real world. This goes on in small towns and big cities alike. It's everywhere in America, at least. That's called the down low |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32761690 Sweden 01/21/2013 11:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678 the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this? for what purpose have you posted this? entertainment? confession? boredom? I said earlier why I posted this thread. It's an actual verifiable conspiracy. It also sheds light on the fact that "gayness" is not as cut-and-dry as people here think. Lot's of tough, straight good old boys are just as gay as the Broadway-loving flamers that people here at GLP like to ridicule. Except they're worse because they bring home diseases to their clueless wives. Not to mention, they're lying to THEMSELVES. It's sad. Welcome to the real world. This goes on in small towns and big cities alike. It's everywhere in America, at least. They ARE SODOMITES, they can say whatever they want, God has their number, they be going down with this entire system. So stop refering to sodomites as straights, call them sodomites, their God appointed name and title. 1Ki 15:11 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. 1Ki 15:12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made. |
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simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 11:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678 the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this? for what purpose have you posted this? entertainment? confession? boredom? I said earlier why I posted this thread. It's an actual verifiable conspiracy. It also sheds light on the fact that "gayness" is not as cut-and-dry as people here think. Lot's of tough, straight good old boys are just as gay as the Broadway-loving flamers that people here at GLP like to ridicule. Except they're worse because they bring home diseases to their clueless wives. Not to mention, they're lying to THEMSELVES. It's sad. Welcome to the real world. This goes on in small towns and big cities alike. It's everywhere in America, at least. They ARE SODOMITES, they can say whatever they want, God has their number, they be going down with this entire system. So stop refering to sodomites as straights, call them sodomites, their God appointed name and title. 1Ki 15:11 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. 1Ki 15:12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made. Whatever. These guys are a mystery--an anomaly of modern culture. If men weren't constantly being pummeled by the VERY REAL "straight agenda", then maybe they could be themselves instead of hiding in the shadows and getting married in an attempt to "fix themselves". I can't justify their self-destructive behavior in the peepshow. But it's not hard to see why they feel they must keep their dark secrets. I DO feel for the wives. They are the real victims here. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32630104 United States 01/21/2013 11:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Perhaps someone could share what happens in back door dance clubs?! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104 That'll shock ya I do know of one that keeps an old nasty blanket tucked in a specific back booth...not sure why or what it's for. lol. Just a rumor I've heard from some guys. Lets just say that they don't have any use for glory holes (although they have plenty in the men's stalls). What they do for "fun" - is all out in the open |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 11:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol I did not read but one sentence you just wrote but I had a jizzmoper at my store and he was about 6'2 black as the night sky and was more of a body gaurd for me doing my job.he was awsome...so I'm giving some love to the jizzmopers/security..thank you Quoting: former adult store clerk 32764824 Can you, at least, confirm for the forum that I'm telling the truth about this subject? In my day, only one staff member worked per shift. We were the clerk, the janitor, the salesman and the security. That led to a lot of hairy situations like assaults, robbery attempts and shoplifting attempts. We had to be well-armed to work there. I had a concealed .357 mag at all times and also a 12ga pump behind the counter. I've run off several would-be robbers. I've also been attacked while cleaning the peepshow area. A guy tried to rape me once. I punched him in the face to get free and then I drew my weapon. I led him out the back door then called the cops with his description and license plate #. I never heard anything about it. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5141990 United States 01/21/2013 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678 the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this? for what purpose have you posted this? entertainment? confession? boredom? I said earlier why I posted this thread. It's an actual verifiable conspiracy. It also sheds light on the fact that "gayness" is not as cut-and-dry as people here think. Lot's of tough, straight good old boys are just as gay as the Broadway-loving flamers that people here at GLP like to ridicule. Except they're worse because they bring home diseases to their clueless wives. Not to mention, they're lying to THEMSELVES. It's sad. Welcome to the real world. This goes on in small towns and big cities alike. It's everywhere in America, at least. They ARE SODOMITES, they can say whatever they want, God has their number, they be going down with this entire system. So stop refering to sodomites as straights, call them sodomites, their God appointed name and title. 1Ki 15:11 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. 1Ki 15:12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made. Whatever. These guys are a mystery--an anomaly of modern culture. If men weren't constantly being pummeled by the VERY REAL "straight agenda", then maybe they could be themselves instead of hiding in the shadows and getting married in an attempt to "fix themselves". I can't justify their self-destructive behavior in the peepshow. But it's not hard to see why they feel they must keep their dark secrets. I DO feel for the wives. They are the real victims here. They really are OP and I find it so interesting. All the evolving roles of men/women/black/white/young/old. I could theorize for days on how and why an individual or a whole society has gotten to some new moral decision in this crazy world. Thank you again for sharing. |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Perhaps someone could share what happens in back door dance clubs?! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32630104 That'll shock ya I do know of one that keeps an old nasty blanket tucked in a specific back booth...not sure why or what it's for. lol. Just a rumor I've heard from some guys. Lets just say that they don't have any use for glory holes (although they have plenty in the men's stalls). What they do for "fun" - is all out in the open Do tell. I don't know anything about the subject. I don't even know what a "back door dance club" is. I know of lots of strip clubs with "champagne rooms", "hot tub rooms" and "lap dance rooms". Is that what you mean? A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32547856 United States 01/21/2013 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol I did not read but one sentence you just wrote but I had a jizzmoper at my store and he was about 6'2 black as the night sky and was more of a body gaurd for me doing my job.he was awsome...so I'm giving some love to the jizzmopers/security..thank you Quoting: former adult store clerk 32764824 Can you, at least, confirm for the forum that I'm telling the truth about this subject? In my day, only one staff member worked per shift. We were the clerk, the janitor, the salesman and the security. That led to a lot of hairy situations like assaults, robbery attempts and shoplifting attempts. We had to be well-armed to work there. I had a concealed .357 mag at all times and also a 12ga pump behind the counter. I've run off several would-be robbers. I've also been attacked while cleaning the peepshow area. A guy tried to rape me once. I punched him in the face to get free and then I drew my weapon. I led him out the back door then called the cops with his description and license plate #. I never heard anything about it. Lol sorry but that sentence made me giggle. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32751882 United States 01/21/2013 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmm Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32724170 Think I will apply for a job, and when the rooms are full, I will chain the doors shut and call the press and say Officer Dickwad and Preacher Fudgepacker are in there fucking each other. Trust me--you'll wind up dead and everything will be swept under the rug. Important people are financially invested in operations like these. Also, you'll be falsely imprisoning two law-abiding citizens. That's a felony. In prison, you'll WISH you had a booth sepeeating you and Tyrell. Sounds like a perfect job... For The Batman! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 32781473 South Africa 01/21/2013 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bravo! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990 Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL! Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this. Thank you. Can't speak for this generation but I knew men of moral stature. They weren't animals. In a fantasy world I'd like to agree on the 'men of moral' stature' thing. The truth is that even the 'morally sound' folks back then had skeletons the size of Godzilla lurking in the cupboard. It's just the way it's always been and the way it'll always be. The more someone touts their morality and professes purity and indignation at the 'filthy and degenerate one's', the more you can be rest assured they're no better and probably worse. That's human nature in action. I've seen it over and over again, and no amount of self flagellation to atone for their 'sins' ever stops these hypocrites. They're usually preachers, doctors, lawyers and particularly 'god fearing' folk. You know...the 'good' people! Lol!!! I always wonder what kind of pervert 'God' must be. 'Right, now let me make the reproductive function as sordid as possible!! I could of course just replace the whole affair with something else, but I'm rather going to make them do it just like the animals. Hah! That'll teach them';-)' Bah! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7881256 United States 01/22/2013 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i then went on a very successful short term intense drug binge and thank god have wiped a large portion of my memory slate clean. can't remember details during those couple of years worth a damn. mission accomplished. good times good times |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/22/2013 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28861723 United States 01/22/2013 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if your trying to shock us with this post, you 'might' have achieved your goal. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14296678 the only question i have is, wtf would you bother posting this? for what purpose have you posted this? entertainment? confession? boredom? possibly to show the depravity that is rampant in today's world. think pompeii. nature cries for a correction. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32547856 United States 01/22/2013 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was jizz everywhere. A lot of people scribbled and swirled their jizz all over the wall and TV screen. The jizzmopper has to scrub down all the surfaces with bleach water on midnight shift. The manager told me that the customers liked it "nasty" back there. Many of them pissed and shat in garbage cans or right on the floor. The way the manager explained it was that the customers wanted a "back alley" experience. Dark, dirty, smelly. Lol, this made me laugh for some reason. And almost made me throw up. |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/22/2013 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol I did not read but one sentence you just wrote but I had a jizzmoper at my store and he was about 6'2 black as the night sky and was more of a body gaurd for me doing my job.he was awsome...so I'm giving some love to the jizzmopers/security..thank you Quoting: former adult store clerk 32764824 Can you, at least, confirm for the forum that I'm telling the truth about this subject? In my day, only one staff member worked per shift. We were the clerk, the janitor, the salesman and the security. That led to a lot of hairy situations like assaults, robbery attempts and shoplifting attempts. We had to be well-armed to work there. I had a concealed .357 mag at all times and also a 12ga pump behind the counter. I've run off several would-be robbers. I've also been attacked while cleaning the peepshow area. A guy tried to rape me once. I punched him in the face to get free and then I drew my weapon. I led him out the back door then called the cops with his description and license plate #. I never heard anything about it. Lol sorry but that sentence made me giggle. Don't worry. I've laughed about it too. Not many guys I know have nearly been raped. I'm glad he didn't pin me to the wall or the floor. He was a big dude. If I hadn't been armed, I would have a size 11 asshole. And I definitely wouldn't be laughing about it now. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |