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McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!

 
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If they want halal McDonald's, why don't they start one up themselves or go back to Saudi Arabia.

Thanks McDonald's for caving in.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


It's a location in Detroit. They have a big Muslim community there, and the location falsely advertised the food as halal.
Had they never advertised it as such, there's be no room for a lawsuit.
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I understand, but how is $700,000 going to help?

Shouldn't they be praying for forgiveness?
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That attitude will end up destroying you.
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You wish. It is, however, an exceptionally effective and accurate human survival trait.

So, what shithole Islamic buttfuck country did you ooze into Australia from, Mohammad?
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700k is a small bribe to pay for all the potential lost customers...
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$700.000 heading to terrorist cells/nations.
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
No, you're a disrespectful asshole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


Why should a civilized man respect a pedophile serial killer?
I righteously disrespect the liar Mohammad, and his lying moron followers.

The world will be much better without Islamic animals polluting the gene pool and retarding the advance of humanity.

abomb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12190430


You're a civilised man?

Far from it, buddie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


I'm not your "buddie".

You may address me as "Sir", or better yet, eyes down and mouth closed and don't address me at all except to beg for forgiveness, savage.
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In my previous job travelling all over the country, especially London, it was surprising just how many McDonalds and KFC now serve halal food. Sometimes I've only just spotted the signs in time, such as when leaving the shop. Then I throw it away. I will not eat halal.
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LOL, sorta like Muzzy voodoo?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yeah, well I suppose it is a bit like voodoo, imo. And I resent having to pay good money for that crap, only to have to throw it away and then drive someplace else to stuff my face, lol.

And I think all halal establishments should have a big 40ft by 20 ft billboard outside, informing us of what it is, so we can drive on to find some decent food.

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700k is a small bribe to pay for all the potential lost customers...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128


Show me how it was false advertising...I didn't find anything in the article about that, maybe some one can post a link as to exactly "why" it was false advertising.

Anyone could have foreseen that some smart ass was going to sue them over this...

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That attitude will end up destroying you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


You wish. It is, however, an exceptionally effective and accurate human survival trait.

So, what shithole Islamic buttfuck country did you ooze into Australia from, Mohammad?
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Sad.
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If they want halal McDonald's, why don't they start one up themselves or go back to Saudi Arabia.

Thanks McDonald's for caving in.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


It's a location in Detroit. They have a big Muslim community there, and the location falsely advertised the food as halal.
Had they never advertised it as such, there's be no room for a lawsuit.
 Quoting: Oubliette


I understand, but how is $700,000 going to help?

Shouldn't they be praying for forgiveness?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They're AMERICAN Muslims. The american way is to sue the pants of of people.
This is an oubliette. The labyrinth is full of 'em.
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No, you're a disrespectful asshole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


Why should a civilized man respect a pedophile serial killer?
I righteously disrespect the liar Mohammad, and his lying moron followers.

The world will be much better without Islamic animals polluting the gene pool and retarding the advance of humanity.

abomb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12190430


You're a civilised man?

Far from it, buddie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


I'm not your "buddie".

You may address me as "Sir", or better yet, eyes down and mouth closed and don't address me at all except to beg for forgiveness, savage.
whip
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12190430


I don't deserve any respect and you certainly won't get any from me.
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
There's a whole lot of shit in McD's food that shouldn't be. We've all been complaining about it and it just seems the Muslims have the leverage to get things done.
This actually seems like a good thing.

Pork products shouldn't be mixed with other products. Ribs should actually be made out of pork rib, not pig lips and assholes.
Chicken nuggets shouldn't have chemicals in them.

Besides, McD's tastes like ass anyways.
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If they want halal McDonald's, why don't they start one up themselves or go back to Saudi Arabia.

Thanks McDonald's for caving in.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


It's a location in Detroit. They have a big Muslim community there, and the location falsely advertised the food as halal.
Had they never advertised it as such, there's be no room for a lawsuit.
 Quoting: Oubliette


I understand, but how is $700,000 going to help?

Shouldn't they be praying for forgiveness?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They're AMERICAN Muslims. The american way is to sue the pants of of people.
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I'm surprised it wasn't more than 700 grand.
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what the fuck?!?!?
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Why should a civilized man respect a pedophile serial killer?
I righteously disrespect the liar Mohammad, and his lying moron followers.

The world will be much better without Islamic animals polluting the gene pool and retarding the advance of humanity.

abomb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12190430


You're a civilised man?

Far from it, buddie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


I'm not your "buddie".

You may address me as "Sir", or better yet, eyes down and mouth closed and don't address me at all except to beg for forgiveness, savage.
whip
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12190430


I don't deserve any respect and you certainly won't get any from me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


You*
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700k is a small bribe to pay for all the potential lost customers...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128


Show me how it was false advertising...I didn't find anything in the article about that, maybe some one can post a link as to exactly "why" it was false advertising.

Anyone could have foreseen that some smart ass was going to sue them over this...
 Quoting: Astral Goat


It's in the article you posted. It says that the Mickey D's started serving regular chicken when they ran out of halal.
This is an oubliette. The labyrinth is full of 'em.
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what the fuck?!?!?
 Quoting: Rochelle


Typical response from a typical ignorant American.

You don't acknowledge and/or respect any values and beliefs not of your own or your people's.

Truly disgusting and uncivilised. #SavageAmericans.
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Daklallah, Ahmed's lawyer, said he was approached by Ahmed, and they conducted an investigation. A letter sent to McDonald's Corp. and Finley's Management by Daklallah's firm said Ahmed had "confirmed from a source familiar with the inventory" that the restaurant had sold non-halal food "on many occasions."

From [link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

That's the false advertising claim, but how would he know the difference?

The locations advertise that they exclusively sell halal Chicken McNuggets and McChicken sandwiches and they have to get those products from an approved halal provider, Daklallah said. He said there was no evidence of problems on the production side, but he alleges that the Dearborn location on Ford Road sold non-halal products when it ran out of halal.
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If I ever open a restaurant I'll season everything with bacon...I'll grind up bacon bits as fine an pepper and sprinkle it on everything...of course I'll have a big sign out front that says Muzzies not welcome.
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These assholes should be more worried about what's IN their damn chicken sandwich from McDonalds instead of fretting over whether someone in the back begged Allah for mercy before frying their chicken.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


That's disrespectful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


No, it's amusing.
This is respectful:

Fuck Mohammad, the pedophile serial killer who is responsible for more death, torture, slavery, and human misery than any other human being in history.

May his followers die terrified and alone, and may his memory be blotted out with God's bacon-lettuce-tomato karma sandwich. With extra bacon.

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And curry chicken bones evil3
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Daklallah, Ahmed's lawyer, said he was approached by Ahmed, and they conducted an investigation. A letter sent to McDonald's Corp. and Finley's Management by Daklallah's firm said Ahmed had "confirmed from a source familiar with the inventory" that the restaurant had sold non-halal food "on many occasions."

From [link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

That's the false advertising claim, but how would he know the difference?

The locations advertise that they exclusively sell halal Chicken McNuggets and McChicken sandwiches and they have to get those products from an approved halal provider, Daklallah said. He said there was no evidence of problems on the production side, but he alleges that the Dearborn location on Ford Road sold non-halal products when it ran out of halal.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Who knows? Point is that Micky D's settled. Not a big deal, really.
This is an oubliette. The labyrinth is full of 'em.
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If I ever open a restaurant I'll season everything with bacon...I'll grind up bacon bits as fine an pepper and sprinkle it on everything...of course I'll have a big sign out front that says Muzzies not welcome.
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Only in your twisted dreams.

Discrimination is illegal in America.
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Good luck finding non-halal McDonald's in overseas Muslim countries!

Good luck suing in a Muslim country because your chicken nuggets weren't "prepared" how you like them.

The hypocrisy is astounding.

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Fucking hell...

Hey I have an idea, I'm going to convert to Islam and then sue my local butcher for selling me pork when I wasn't Muslim.
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Fucking hell...

Hey I have an idea, I'm going to convert to Islam and then sue my local butcher for selling me pork when I wasn't Muslim.
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Off topic yet again.

Is this really Piers Morgan?
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what the fuck?!?!?
 Quoting: Rochelle


Typical response from a typical ignorant American.

You don't acknowledge and/or respect any values and beliefs not of your own or your people's.

Truly disgusting and uncivilised. #SavageAmericans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


you can fuck yourself
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That attitude will end up destroying you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


You wish. It is, however, an exceptionally effective and accurate human survival trait.

So, what shithole Islamic buttfuck country did you ooze into Australia from, Mohammad?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12190430


Sad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


Sadistan?

Why can't you answer the question, Mohammad?
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This is fucking bullshit. So when can we sue McDonald's for not serving REAL food? Really?!! How the hell did they win this case? Unbelievable.

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what the fuck?!?!?
 Quoting: Rochelle


Typical response from a typical ignorant American.

You don't acknowledge and/or respect any values and beliefs not of your own or your people's.

Truly disgusting and uncivilised. #SavageAmericans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


you can fuck yourself
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No he can't.
He has no dick.
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If I ever open a restaurant I'll season everything with bacon...I'll grind up bacon bits as fine an pepper and sprinkle it on everything...of course I'll have a big sign out front that says Muzzies not welcome.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Only in your twisted dreams.

Discrimination is illegal in America.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


The sign would probably read: This establishment prepares all food with some form of bacon...
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