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McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!

 
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
Fucking hell...

Hey I have an idea, I'm going to convert to Islam and then sue my local butcher for selling me pork when I wasn't Muslim.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Off topic yet again.

Is this really Piers Morgan?
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What are you, the forum enforcer?
It was a lame throwaway joke like plenty of others in this thread.

I'm flattered you care so much about the bullshit I post that you feel the need to single me out and police every word I say, now why don't you go fuck yourself.
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
Fucking hell...

Hey I have an idea, I'm going to convert to Islam and then sue my local butcher for selling me pork when I wasn't Muslim.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Off topic yet again.

Is this really Piers Morgan?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


What are you, the forum enforcer?
It was a lame throwaway joke.

I'm flattered you care so much about the bullshit I post that you feel the need to police every word I say, now why don't you go fuck yourself.
hf
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


He's a pro-Muslim forum COINTELPRO agent.
It's pretty obvious.
Probably paid out of Quatar to monitor un-Islamic posting and derail it.
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
If I ever open a restaurant I'll season everything with bacon...I'll grind up bacon bits as fine an pepper and sprinkle it on everything...of course I'll have a big sign out front that says Muzzies not welcome.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Only in your twisted dreams.

Discrimination is illegal in America.
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The sign would probably read: This establishment prepares all food with some form of bacon...
 Quoting: BRIEF


halal bacon :creep:
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
If I ever open a restaurant I'll season everything with bacon...I'll grind up bacon bits as fine an pepper and sprinkle it on everything...of course I'll have a big sign out front that says Muzzies not welcome.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Only in your twisted dreams.

Discrimination is illegal in America.
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The sign would probably read: This establishment prepares all food with some form of bacon...
 Quoting: BRIEF


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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
If I ever open a restaurant I'll season everything with bacon...I'll grind up bacon bits as fine an pepper and sprinkle it on everything...of course I'll have a big sign out front that says Muzzies not welcome.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Only in your twisted dreams.

Discrimination is illegal in America.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


The sign would probably read: This establishment prepares all food with some form of bacon...
 Quoting: BRIEF


halal bacon :creep:
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


I'll serve it as a side to kosher pork chops ;)
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
These assholes should be more worried about what's IN their damn chicken sandwich from McDonalds instead of fretting over whether someone in the back begged Allah for mercy before frying their chicken.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


That's disrespectful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


No, it's amusing.
This is respectful:

Fuck Mohammad, the pedophile serial killer who is responsible for more death, torture, slavery, and human misery than any other human being in history.

May his followers die terrified and alone, and may his memory be blotted out with God's bacon-lettuce-tomato karma sandwich. With extra bacon.

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01/22/2013 12:50 PM

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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
Good luck finding non-halal McDonald's in overseas Muslim countries!

Good luck suing in a Muslim country because your chicken nuggets weren't "prepared" how you like them.

The hypocrisy is astounding.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Try finding non-kosher food in America. Most food in the supermarket is kosher, which is very similar to halal.
And in Iran, the 300,000 Christians there do have a right to acquire non-halal foods.
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01/22/2013 12:53 PM

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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
This is fucking bullshit. So when can we sue McDonald's for not serving REAL food? Really?!! How the hell did they win this case? Unbelievable.

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They didn't win, McDonalds settled.

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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
Fucking hell...

Hey I have an idea, I'm going to convert to Islam and then sue my local butcher for selling me pork when I wasn't Muslim.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Off topic yet again.

Is this really Piers Morgan?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32785019


What are you, the forum enforcer?
It was a lame throwaway joke.

I'm flattered you care so much about the bullshit I post that you feel the need to police every word I say, now why don't you go fuck yourself.
hf
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


He's a pro-Muslim forum COINTELPRO agent.
It's pretty obvious.
Probably paid out of Quatar to monitor un-Islamic posting and derail it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12190430


Still stereotyping are you?

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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
Good luck finding non-halal McDonald's in overseas Muslim countries!

Good luck suing in a Muslim country because your chicken nuggets weren't "prepared" how you like them.

The hypocrisy is astounding.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Try finding non-kosher food in America. Most food in the supermarket is kosher, which is very similar to halal.
And in Iran, the 300,000 Christians there do have a right to acquire non-halal foods.
 Quoting: Oubliette


Ha, got a link for that story about Iran??

I find that hard to believe.
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
Good luck finding non-halal McDonald's in overseas Muslim countries!

Good luck suing in a Muslim country because your chicken nuggets weren't "prepared" how you like them.

The hypocrisy is astounding.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Try finding non-kosher food in America. Most food in the supermarket is kosher, which is very similar to halal.
And in Iran, the 300,000 Christians there do have a right to acquire non-halal foods.
 Quoting: Oubliette


Ha, got a link for that story about Iran??

I find that hard to believe.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Of course you do you disgusting bigot.
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01/22/2013 01:18 PM

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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
Good luck finding non-halal McDonald's in overseas Muslim countries!

Good luck suing in a Muslim country because your chicken nuggets weren't "prepared" how you like them.

The hypocrisy is astounding.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Try finding non-kosher food in America. Most food in the supermarket is kosher, which is very similar to halal.
And in Iran, the 300,000 Christians there do have a right to acquire non-halal foods.
 Quoting: Oubliette


Ha, got a link for that story about Iran??

I find that hard to believe.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I have a few pen pals there.
Just Google Christians in Iran. There are many Assyrian and Armenian Christian churches there, even right in the middle of Tehran. Any Muslim Iranian can walk into a Christian church to check it out. It isn't illegal to do that. But it is illegal to convert from Islam to any other religion; punishable by hanging!
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
Good luck finding non-halal McDonald's in overseas Muslim countries!

Good luck suing in a Muslim country because your chicken nuggets weren't "prepared" how you like them.

The hypocrisy is astounding.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Try finding non-kosher food in America. Most food in the supermarket is kosher, which is very similar to halal.
And in Iran, the 300,000 Christians there do have a right to acquire non-halal foods.
 Quoting: Oubliette


Ha, got a link for that story about Iran??

I find that hard to believe.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I have a few pen pals there.
Just Google Christians in Iran. There are many Assyrian and Armenian Christian churches there, even right in the middle of Tehran. Any Muslim Iranian can walk into a Christian church to check it out. It isn't illegal to do that. But it is illegal to convert from Islam to any other religion; punishable by hanging!
 Quoting: Oubliette



WHAAA?

Wow.
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
There's also Jewish Synagogues and Zoroastrian Temples in Iran. While 98% of the population is Muslim, it's not illegal to be of another religion as long as you aren't born into Islam.
For the record, many of the young people in Iran are agnostic and could care less about following religion. There's no laws forcing them to go to mosque or anything. And most young people there are very much against their tyrannical govt. We have more in common with them than you think! They just can't freely express their disgust with their govt like we can.
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
The majority of the population in Iran is under the age of 35, and therefore have no recollection of the Islamic revolution. They don't agree with their govt, but any uprising gets them killed! (Remember the Green Revolution?). They're govt sucks, but then people are actually lovely. One of my pen pals is a Muslim, and she gave me many blessings for being a Christian. Go figure.
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Re: McDonald's pays Muslims $700,000 because they thought chicken sandwich wasn't made according to Islamic practices!
If they want halal McDonald's, why don't they start one up themselves or go back to Saudi Arabia.

Thanks McDonald's for caving in.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


It's a location in Detroit. They have a big Muslim community there, and the location falsely advertised the food as halal.
Had they never advertised it as such, there's be no room for a lawsuit.
 Quoting: Oubliette


Exactly. This is a case of false advertising, not unlike the fiasco where horse meat was being sold as beef at Tesco.

I'm sure vegetarians would be just as pissed if they found out meat was being put in their veggie burgers.

I think consumers have a right to insist on honest labeling.

Sheesh, I wish they labeled GMO foods, because I don't want to have anything to do with that crap. However, if they did label it, and I found out later that I'd been eating GMO food advertised as non-GMO, I'd pitch a fit.

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