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Security guard accidentally shoots off his penis

 
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01/22/2013 12:06 PM
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Security guard accidentally shoots off his penis
A security guard is hospitalized in the city of San Fernando in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago after accidentally discharging his weapon and shooting off his penis. According to the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian, the unnamed 33-year-old man was carrying a .38 caliber handgun in his pocket when it went off, striking him in the groin.

Police in the town of Rio Claro received a call around 8:00 a.m. on Sunday that witnesses had heard a shot coming from a parked car. Officers responding to the scene found the driver slumped at the wheel and bleeding from the injured area.

The wounded man was taken to San Fernando General Hospital where he remains under guard. Authorities ran a trace on him and found that he did not possess a license for the gun he was carrying. He faces charges of illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.

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Waterbug

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01/22/2013 12:15 PM

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Re: Security guard accidentally shoots off his penis
Barney... give me your bullet.
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Re: Security guard accidentally shoots off his penis
Barney... give me your bullet.
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chuckle , classic
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01/22/2013 12:19 PM
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Re: Security guard accidentally shoots off his penis
he can always move to san. fran i hear they pay for trannys

anyways
.38 cla
33 y.o 38 - 33 = -5 inches baby
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01/22/2013 12:20 PM
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Re: Security guard accidentally shoots off his penis
You've GOT to remember which one is which.
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01/22/2013 12:21 PM

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Owie.


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Dumbass.
Waterbug

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01/22/2013 12:21 PM

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Re: Security guard accidentally shoots off his penis
Note to self:

Never let a gunsight become aligned with penis..
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01/22/2013 12:26 PM
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Barney... give me your bullet.
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lolsignlolsignlolsignlolsign
Darrell41653

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01/22/2013 12:43 PM
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Re: Security guard accidentally shoots off his penis
Good.
Lucky Charms

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01/22/2013 12:48 PM

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Re: Security guard accidentally shoots off his penis
Natural selection in action.
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