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HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.

 
natasha77
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HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
I personally never had one but I hear banana peels are the best and most natural way to "love" one and care for one.

The peel has to be peeled from bottom up, as monkeys do, so as to not have strings.
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this is why you don't eat dinner and browse glp @ dinner time
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01/22/2013 06:34 PM
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nothing sexier on a woman like you.
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this is why you don't eat dinner and browse glp @ dinner time
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You eat early. This could damage your intestines and you could suffer in the end.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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nothing sexier on a woman like you.
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naked22

I'm Gods gift to men.
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01/22/2013 06:44 PM
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Re: HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
Perhaps, after you're done whitening your teeth, you can use the same peel for your 'roids?
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Re: HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
Thread: YOU CAN WHITEN YOUR TEETH BY THE BANANA PEEL !!!
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Re: HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
Perhaps, after you're done whitening your teeth, you can use the same peel for your 'roids?
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Kill 2 birds with one stone.
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Re: HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
You can polish your shoes with a banana peel too!

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Re: HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
Question - do you sit with the banana peel in your ass crack or just rub it?

Not trying to be gross - just asking...
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Re: HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
Question - do you sit with the banana peel in your ass crack or just rub it?

Not trying to be gross - just asking...
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Rub gently, meat side in, I guess.

We are running out of material today.

But seriously, who wants to talk about shootings all day.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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Re: HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
Question - do you sit with the banana peel in your ass crack or just rub it?

Not trying to be gross - just asking...
 Quoting: Watching the world


Great question!

Along those lines, when do you know when to remove it? When it.. browns?
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Re: HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
NOOO! Don't get rid of the strings. They do a fantastic job in getting into all the little cracks in the big crack. Nature doesn't waste.
There must be a law that people can't lie.
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01/22/2013 06:59 PM
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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Ok, how much clearer do you want this.
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Re: HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
You can polish your shoes with a banana peel too!

banana2banana2
 Quoting: Watching the world


NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT POLISHING THE KNOB WITH A BANANA UNTIL THIS THREAD, I SUPPOSE IF YOU WARMED IT ABIT IT MIGHT FEEL JSUT RIGHT....
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Re: HEMORRHOIDS.....Love them and nurture them.
I use Banana Peel Extract Cream on my hemorrhoids. Works great. I get mine from www.fisalesllc.com/banana_cream. I tried the banana peel itself, but it was way too messy and gross. The cream is a non-greasy cream that soothes the external hemorrhoids.
honestly I know your pain
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