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Security Guard Accidentally Shoots Off His Penis

 
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Security Guard Accidentally Shoots Off His Penis
A security guard is hospitalized in the city of San Fernando in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago after accidentally discharging his weapon and shooting off his penis.

The unnamed 33-year-old man was carrying a .38 caliber handgun in his pocket when it went off, striking him in the groin.

The wounded man was taken to San Fernando General Hospital where he remains under guard. Authorities ran a trace on him and found that he did not possess a license for the gun he was carrying. He faces charges of illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition...


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01/22/2013 10:41 PM
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Thread: Security guard accidentally shoots off his penis chuckle

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Re: Security Guard Accidentally Shoots Off His Penis
I wonder why this doesn't happen more often.

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01/22/2013 10:46 PM
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Nobody has guns there it sounds like, and he didn't know how to operate a pistol, probably didn't have it in a holster, and shot his cock off.
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01/22/2013 10:48 PM
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This is how you properly operate a penis gun...


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01/22/2013 10:49 PM
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Revolvers have stiff triggers. He must be a total clutz......
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01/22/2013 10:51 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32846241

now THIS is a penis gun!




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Last Edited by Mordier L'eft on 01/22/2013 10:52 PM
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