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What is the worst pain you have been in?

 
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Brain and lung cancer
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Brain and lung cancer
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hf
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I forgot, also getting stung in my left eye by a poisonous jellyfish when I was about 8, a Portuguese Man O'War, which actually isn't a real jellyfish at all, but a colony.

Very painful, had to wear an eye patch for months afterwards.

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bruised kidney and top of stomach, probably bruised ribs also...

every breath and movement was painful...
constant sting and would just amplify 10* if i moved or took a breathe..
but the intial blow, almost knocked me out, that was some terrible pain..
I layed there for a good 10 minutes in freezing ass cold snow..
that was the worst..

here is a list of other that did not make top "worst pain"...

bad cracked tooth with decay and cavity hole..
those can give some shitty ass pain that throbs and throbs...
going to dentist and getting multiple shots in the gums??
broken ankle with screws and plate inserted..
doctor had to rebreak, because it started healing-
24 hours after incident...
Drove 800 miles, standard transmissionand it was left ankle...
migraines?? those can be some shitty ass pain..
back out of alignment?? more of annoyance but some incredible pain when sleeping...
sliced knee cap open, saw the cartilage, tendon, whatever that was..the shock made me feel no pain...

ok not a long list of the worst..

but, that brusied kidney and stomach tops my list for sure, i actually teared up on that stupidity stunt...

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I got punched in the head. Cracked my right eye orbital socket. (I was pretty fucked up. There was more than just this one hit)

One night later, blood started flowing into my sinus cavity from the cracked orbital socket. Of course, my nose started bleeding, and blood was flowing down the back of my throat. There was no way to stop it as the place that was bleeding was inside my head.

So, my nose was full of gushing blood, and I was having to swallow a bunch of blood from it running down through my sinuses and down my throat. I went into the bathroom and sat on the edge of the bathtub trying to spit out as much blood as I could and let my nose bleed run into the bottom of the bath tub.

I was about to spew in technicolor, but didn't want to because I couldn't breath good. If I did any heavy breathing, the blood going down my throat would get pulled into my lungs. Which started to make me cough, which was making it worse.

I was being water-boarded with my own blood.
Not fucking fun at all. When I tried to plug my nose to stop the bleeding, I could feel my sinus cavity filling up, and more blood flow down my throat. I would try and suck the blood into my mouth so I could spit it out into the bath.

After about an hour and a half, the blood began clotting up in my sinuses. At that point, clumps of coagulating blood would unlodge from areas in my sinuses and drop down into my throat. I started gagging. The blood flowing from my nose was still flowing non-stop, so I couldn't breath through my nose at all. The blood was still flowing down my throat, but now there were clumps of it as well. Clumps so big I had to swallow them just so I could breath. When really big clumps came down, full fucking terrifying panic mode. I could not breath. I couldn't breath until I hacked up the clump or swallowed it.

About two or more hours later, I was feeling like heaving chunks because of all the blood I had been swallowing. I knew if I heaved, it was going to be trouble because I still couldn't breath through my nose, and I was worried about one of the clots getting lodged somewhere on the way up.

It totaled about 4 hours. The blood clots were getting so big by the end of it, that they couldn't push their way through the sinus cavity by themselves, so I was pulling it into my mouth same way you would a big snot ball. I was blowing them out through my nose as well, but I wanted to be real careful. I didn't want to break up the coagulating blood in my sinus cavity and start it all flowing again...which happened a number of times already.

The bathtub looked like something was slaughtered in it.

Worst night of my life.

It ended up getting infected to. I had Cellulitis inside my head, which is normally only on body extremities. I had a group of doctors huddled around me because it was a medical rarity. They thought it may result in either brain damage or death.

I started recovering about 24 hours later, after they dumped as much anti-biotics etc into my body as they could without causing damage. Injection, after injection, after injection.
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Crohn's disease. The intestinal pain was so severe at one point I fainted.
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Either vericocele twisting or 3rd degree burn. Hard to judge which is worse, your skin and muscle feeling like it is falling off the bone, or a testicle feeling like someone it twisting it over and over as a form of torture. By far worst pain I've ever felt.
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5 minutes of natural labor..my husband said I turned into the exorcist until I got my epidural..
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Ruptured cyst on my ovary hands down.

I thought I was going to die from the pain.

Thank God for morphine!

The Dr. actually thought I had a ruptured appendix and they were ready to take it out. Yikes, that would have been a bad mistake.
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OMG me too! verbatim! I thought I had a burst appendix. It takes your breath away. also, gallbladder attacks. eeek! of course labor,the ring of fire during crowning. OW!!!
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I feel you, OP.

I had gall stones and a severely eroded wall of my gall bladder @ 18 years old.

I had a dydoe piercing (among 10 other non-ear piercings).

I've had many badly infected tooth roots.


None of that ^^ compares to a herniated disc. The first time it happened, I was stupid and let my parents take me to ER and just fill the pill scripts (steroids, Celebrex, and Hydrocodone). The next time the same disc popped out, I got to a chiropractor and got the problem fixed.

Have you tried alternating heat and cold therapy? That always worked a charm for me to relieve enough of the pain to at least be able to relax while lying down. It tended to also lengthen the distance I could walk in between heat/cold sessions before getting to the 'Oh fuck, stuck where I'm at w/o help' point.

I never chain-smoked in my life until I took hydrocodone for my back. APAP crap blocks nicotine as well as pain :p


You could always try smoking a quicky from Mamma Ayahuasca. She's got the magic touch when it comes to gimpy nerves ;)
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Blown discs suck too, had two in row in my lower back while working as a chef. Never got treatment of any type or took meds for it other then cannabis. The first time it happened, it took a full week before I could even stand up straight.

Spilled 375f melted sugar on my arm once while cooking too, that's like having lava on your arm. Can't wipe it off either, all you can do is scream and run for a faucet.

Got jumped selling drugs in a park in DC when I was 19, got my nose absolutely flattened, after they used rubber tongs jammed into my nose to pull my busted nose straight, I had my sinuses packed with Vaseline saturated gauze, about 10 feet of gauze in each one, for a few weeks.

Cut the end of my left thumb off on a tablesaw once, then the end of my thumb started to grow into the gauze bandage they had put over it, then they had to pull it off, that really sucked with a passion. Luckily the tip of my thumb actually grew back.

hahaha, I had forgotten all that stuff besides the cancer, lol.
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Had to cut my arm off when a rock fell while hiking in Utah.

The nerves were the hardest part.

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Weekly "Whippings" my parents gave me as a child.
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19 yrs back pain and counting
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Completely severed my achilles by stepping on a broken glass. Then stepped on my foot accidentally pre-surgery in the hospital - there was nothing for the muscles to grab on to, so everything in my foot and leg just ripped. And two months later, after having my cast removed, I accidentally stepped on the leg in the middle of the night and re-tore the tendon. I couldn't move for about twenty minutes.

Moral of the story: watch where you're walking, wear good shoes, and pick up glass if you break it please.
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Try magnesium for the leg pain. Works for me.
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I have a herniated disk. Will that help this?
 Quoting: Justalittlebad


I have two fractured vertebrae and one herniated disk from a car accident. Yes, it helps. I don't wake up screaming every night now from the pain.
 Quoting: CatBTX


Car accident, shattered femur and 11 months hospital stay.
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Meningitis, hands down. Like a head full of hornets stinging non stop. Thank God for morphine.
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When I realized the concept of death, but not yet the full reality of God and his Son, our Savior Jesus.
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What is the worst pain you have been in?
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Knee to the nuts.
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I can't walk 5 steps....fucking leg pain because of back problems. I hate taking hydrocodine, but have no choice ATM.
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I am in your position at the moment. I feel your pain. Going to the doc tomorrow morning. Been giving me trouble since dec 18th. Think I did it lifting. Tried to suck it up as long as I could but the pain is getting worse and my entire leg is starting to hurt. Sleeping is a chore as well as getting up in the morning. Worse cramps I have ever experienced from my upper leg down to my ankle.
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Reflex sympathetic dystrophy .. since 94 cement truck crushed foot ... now its crawled up leg and sometimes right side mirrors left side.. we folks usually try suicide at some point .


1000 mg hydro 8 times a day and 40 mgs of morph helps a bit.... But i thank god for every day he gives me !


Man you should here some of the tunes that come outa my gibson guitar... and see my library !

Not complaining you asked... next was when they scrapped the hell out of my pancreas to get sludge out of the canal ... that was MESSED up yeah tore the bed apart also untill the started the pump, like bein gut shot and drinkin water...LOL
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Physical Pain:

Right after waking up from a major operation in which I had hardware (rods) fused to my spine.

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Bunch of drug addicts faking pain is all most of you are.
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Reflex sympathetic dystrophy .. since 94 cement truck crushed foot ... now its crawled up leg and sometimes right side mirrors left side.. we folks usually try suicide at some point .


1000 mg hydro 8 times a day and 40 mgs of morph helps a bit.... But i thank god for every day he gives me !


Man you should here some of the tunes that come outa my gibson guitar... and see my library !

Not complaining you asked... next was when they scrapped the hell out of my pancreas to get sludge out of the canal ... that was MESSED up yeah tore the bed apart also untill the started the pump, like bein gut shot and drinkin water...LOL
 Quoting: Whiterabbit R.O. 26307765


No way in hell do you need that much medication. You need drug rehab is what you need. Freakin disgusting what doctors let you people get away with.
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My ex laid the phone down so i could here my kids scream while she beat em... she snuck a call to me.. my ex said " ok let hear this then" ....





I almost killed her , left the house witha shotgun but my girlfriend knocked me on the head with a pan while i was goi down the stiars. The cops got thier first , yeah i got custody TWO FRKN YRSLATER. My kids will alaways have a "problem" i guess ..............
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Bunch of drug addicts faking pain is all most of you are.
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Sorry to break it to you but I'm not taking anything for my problem. I have waited as long as I could to go to the doc. Show a little compassion, people really do have severe pain whether you believe it or not.
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That time my buddy Ken and I got in a fight and he did a shinryuken on me. That sucked.
I eventually got him back with a tetsumaki but shit that hurt.
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Bunch of drug addicts faking pain is all most of you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


Sorry to break it to you but I'm not taking anything for my problem. I have waited as long as I could to go to the doc. Show a little compassion, people really do have severe pain whether you believe it or not.
 Quoting: sonic doom


You're probably the only one in America, too.

You should see my neighbor 6 out of 7 days a week. Says he has back problems and walks with a cane, yet on Saturdays he is shitfaced and high on pills and doing flips off the roof into his pool with all his druggie friends. I shit you not.
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I was captured by a South American tribe, dipped in a honey like substance a left out to be slowly eaten by ants and birds.
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Bunch of drug addicts faking pain is all most of you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


Sorry to break it to you but I'm not taking anything for my problem. I have waited as long as I could to go to the doc. Show a little compassion, people really do have severe pain whether you believe it or not.
 Quoting: sonic doom


You're probably the only one in America, too.

You should see my neighbor 6 out of 7 days a week. Says he has back problems and walks with a cane, yet on Saturdays he is shitfaced and high on pills and doing flips off the roof into his pool with all his druggie friends. I shit you not.
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Who gives a shit about your neighbor? It doesn't mean everyone is like that you dip-turd!

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