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How old were you when you became a man?

 
wisc_natureboy
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How old were you when you became a man?
I was 17 when I lived on my own, paying my own way.
I thought I was man.
I was 27 the first time I put a cop in his place.
I thought I was a man.
I was 37 the first time I put a strangers needs before my own.
I knew I was a man.
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Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2013 03:35 AM
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
I'm still not sure I know what it means to be a man.

39 and still just trying to be a Human...
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01/23/2013 04:03 AM
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
it was my first meeting with death (family member)
when i noticed something changed in me (morals, logic, behaviour)
as if i grew fast in a slow biologic clothes..
something like that
You serious?
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
I'm still not sure I know what it means to be a man.

39 and still just trying to be a Human...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32814850


This.
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
Im a woman...but I did try to grow a penis once when I was a bit drunk
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
Im a woman...but I did try to grow a penis once when I was a bit drunk
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Right on.
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
When I was 2. Getting all sorts of sweet putang even back then.
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01/23/2013 04:40 AM
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
I was born a man.
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01/23/2013 05:04 AM
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
Being a man is sticking too his principles and not flaking out.
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01/23/2013 05:22 AM
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
+1 on the sweet putang...
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01/23/2013 05:23 AM

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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
I'm still not a man.



verysad
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
I'm still waiting.
The Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through the Van Allen Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Tip the butler. Blow the shofar.

Genesis 1:26 "And God said, Let US make man in OUR image, after OUR likeness..."
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
I fear it will never happen.




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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
I'm still waiting.
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STFU, John.
John Cocktosen

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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
I'm still not a man.



verysad
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LOL Damn you, MO! ;)
The Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through the Van Allen Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Tip the butler. Blow the shofar.

Genesis 1:26 "And God said, Let US make man in OUR image, after OUR likeness..."
John Cocktosen

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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
I'm still waiting.
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STFU, John.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


hahahahahah
The Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through the Van Allen Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Tip the butler. Blow the shofar.

Genesis 1:26 "And God said, Let US make man in OUR image, after OUR likeness..."
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
Trying to copy me.


*shakes head*
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01/23/2013 05:29 AM

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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
I was 17 when I lived on my own, paying my own way.
I thought I was man.
I was 27 the first time I put a cop in his place.
I thought I was a man.
I was 37 the first time I put a strangers needs before my own.
I knew I was a man.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


God bless you. I know many men, one who have life skills, are spiritual and would give you the shirt off their back, are good husbands and fathers.

I know a ton of the worst examples of manhood, yet they think they're manly. Mostly they're ridiculous as well as useless in the woods.

You're a good guy. 'Been reading your posts for sometime. A real man.

Last Edited by Don'tBeAfraid on 01/23/2013 05:30 AM
TheRingOfAll
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01/23/2013 05:41 AM
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
Born a male, First manly thing I did was catch a steelhead out of the winter river by myself at age 8. It was fried up by my ma and was served that night with corn and tato's was really good. My dad let me have half a coors light that night with my meal and said congrats son, good catch.


I'm just kidding folks, I don't have a dad. Just a nice thought of what I think a good father would say to encourage his son.
Don'tBeAfraid

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01/23/2013 05:44 AM

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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
One man in a thousand, Solomon says,
Will stick more close than a brother.
And it’s worth while seeking him half your days
If you find him before the other.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine depend
On what the world sees in you,
But the Thousandth man will stand your friend
With the whole round world agin you.

‘Tis neither promise nor prayer nor show
Will settle the finding for ‘ee.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of ‘em go
By your looks, or your acts, or your glory.
But if he finds you and you find him.
The rest of the world don’t matter;
For the Thousandth Man will sink or swim
With you in any water.

You can use his purse with no more talk
Than he uses yours for his spendings,
And laugh and meet in your daily walk
As though there had been no lendings.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of ‘em call
For silver and gold in their dealings;
But the Thousandth Man he’s worth ‘em all,
Because you can show him your feelings.

His wrong’s your wrong, and his right’s your right,
In season or out of season.
Stand up and back it in all men’s sight –
With that for your only reason!
Nine hundred and ninety-nine can’t bide
The shame or mocking or laughter,
But the Thousandth Man will stand by your side
To the gallows-foot — and after!
Rudyard Kipling (and in the public domain)
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Re: How old were you when you became a man?
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling (and in the public domain)

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