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I want to put you all in my car...

 
Mister ObviousModerator
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01/23/2013 05:32 AM

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I want to put you all in my car...
You can all just ride with me and be scared while I drive too fast.


We'll listen to bad '70s music and pretend it's the scene in 2012 where he almost doesn't make it onto the plane.


Thoughts?
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01/23/2013 05:33 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Come on.


Don't run away.
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01/23/2013 05:33 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
You know you want it.
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01/23/2013 05:33 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Actually, I'll drive while you give me a headjob.
dirty slappy.
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01/23/2013 05:34 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I pee in bottles and out windows.

NO STOPS WHATSOEVER!!!
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01/23/2013 05:35 AM
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shotgun
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01/23/2013 05:36 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
What kind of car

Why not an SUV
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01/23/2013 05:36 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I pee in bottles and out windows.

NO STOPS WHATSOEVER!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25738192


laughingchuck
Light Speed
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01/23/2013 05:37 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Actually, I'll drive while you give me a headjob.
dirty slappy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32859751



Be sure to run over the really big pothole there so I can have some kind of excuse to tell them when your lil' dick gets chomped...
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01/23/2013 05:38 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Actually, I'll drive while you give me a headjob.
dirty slappy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32859751



Be sure to run over the really big pothole there so I can have some kind of excuse to tell them when your lil' dick gets chomped...
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


you'd be lucky to get my chode in yer gob.
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01/23/2013 05:38 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
you'd be lucky to get my chode in yer gob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32859751




rofl


I don't really have a response to that, man.


It's neither here nor there to me.
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01/23/2013 05:39 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I'm in, no disco
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01/23/2013 05:39 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Listen, I'm gonna request that you guys bring a few things though.

I'm gonna have to recommend everyone gets a toolbelt. Definitely keep a hammer and something sharp in it.

Actually, it's required.

So are arm floaties.

You'll see why.
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01/23/2013 05:41 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I'm in, no disco
 Quoting: exiled1



First of all, fuck you.

Secondly, I haven't been wearing out the disco too much lately, I'm more into chillwave.

We could make it, probably across the whole country, without having to break out the disco...

But I don't like you, so I don't see why I'd try.
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01/23/2013 05:42 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Yes...

I wish to put inside your car.

Can I ride in the trunk?

Preferably with my hands bound behind my back with a ball gag stuffed in my mouth.

pigchef

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01/23/2013 05:43 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I don't see why you guys are being bitches about it, I would buy you some Chick-Fil-A.
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01/23/2013 05:43 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Yes...

I wish to put inside your car.

Can I ride in the trunk?

Preferably with my hands bound behind my back with a ball gag stuffed in my mouth.

pigchef

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 Quoting: Devoted Follower 32011248




Damn, Devoted Follower, talk about speaking my language.

You act like you know me or something.
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01/23/2013 05:43 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
You fuck off, i'll take my chainsaw and saw your head off so i can drive!

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01/23/2013 05:44 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
You fuck off, i'll take my chainsaw and saw your head off so i can drive!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138051


bushpunch piss off cunt.
i told yas i'm driving
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01/23/2013 05:45 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
You fuck off, i'll take my chainsaw and saw your head off so i can drive!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138051




See this is why I know you guys would be the perfect passengers...


Never a dull moment where I have to question whether my life is at enough risk or not.


You can sit toward the back though.
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01/23/2013 05:46 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
You fuck off, i'll take my chainsaw and saw your head off so i can drive!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138051




See this is why I know you guys would be the perfect passengers...


Never a dull moment where I have to question whether my life is at enough risk or not.


You can sit toward the back though.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


cruise
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01/23/2013 05:46 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I mean honestly though...

You may think you can swim but it's a different story when you're in the middle of it all...

Did I mention I drive with the window down for safety and preventative reasons? In all weather.
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01/23/2013 05:48 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
You can get ALL the angels in heaven in your car....if you drive a HONDA
CtYankee

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-Spouting a fountain of nonsense since 1972-

Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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01/23/2013 05:49 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
When you drive with the window down, and this is just my opinion, but, I feel like it's valid.


But it really shaves a whole lot of time off the ordeal, and I mean optimally, you get sucked out without having to do any of the work.


Which brings me to my next point...


HOTELS.


We don't use 'em. Bring a pillow or use your neighbor.
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01/23/2013 05:49 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
The Lord says ALL the angels will sing his praise in one Accord
CtYankee

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Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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01/23/2013 05:50 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
What's on the menu you ask?

Tuna. Lots of tuna.

By the time it's all over with...

It will remind you of so many things.

For the rest of your life.
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01/23/2013 05:51 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Ok it's cool...starting not to sound all that fun anymore, Ill take my chances with the Aussies
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01/23/2013 05:53 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Ok it's cool...starting not to sound all that fun anymore, Ill take my chances with the Aussies
 Quoting: exiled1


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01/23/2013 05:54 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Since (a morbidly obese) exiled1 has decided not to join us on our journey because he's so insecure about his sexuality that he can't even let a girl and a few thousand of her closest friends listen to a little disco on their once-in-a-lifetime cross-country roadtrip...

That means about 3 new seats are available!
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01/23/2013 05:55 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Ok it's cool...starting not to sound all that fun anymore, Ill take my chances with the Aussies
 Quoting: exiled1


bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32859751


We'll start our own road trip.

With black jack and hookers

In fact forget about the whole road trip!!!
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01/23/2013 05:56 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
That means about 3 new seats are available!
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


You forgot about your size, 2 seats left people!

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