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I want to put you all in my car...

 
Mister ObviousModerator (OP)
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Since (a morbidly obese) exiled1 has decided not to join us on our journey because he's so insecure about his sexuality that he can't even let a girl and a few thousand of her closest friends listen to a little disco on their once-in-a-lifetime cross-country roadtrip...

That means about 3 new seats are available!
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01/23/2013 05:55 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Ok it's cool...starting not to sound all that fun anymore, Ill take my chances with the Aussies
 Quoting: exiled1


bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32859751


We'll start our own road trip.

With black jack and hookers

In fact forget about the whole road trip!!!
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01/23/2013 05:56 AM
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That means about 3 new seats are available!
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You forgot about your size, 2 seats left people!
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We'll start our own road trip.

With black jack and hookers

In fact forget about the whole road trip!!!
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LOL, I'd stomp your sorry ass in BlackJack, you don't know shit.

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You forgot about your size, 2 seats left people!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138051



You haven't seen my car.

It's huge.

Goes on for weeks and hours.
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01/23/2013 05:58 AM

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My car parked beside it makes the Great Wall of China look like a little snake.

There's life on Mars. How do I know? They paged me. I left my lights on.
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01/23/2013 05:59 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I would go but I don't eat tuna.
I like disco. :)
All the other activities listed so far seem lovely.
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01/23/2013 06:00 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
All the other activities listed so far seem lovely.
 Quoting: new & improved


Ok you're the one that has a frontseat when we drive of the cliff!
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I would go but I don't eat tuna.
I like disco. :)
All the other activities listed so far seem lovely.
 Quoting: new & improved



You sound like a ray of fucking sunshine!

Are you cool with wasting it into a Gatorade bottle?

We have coffee cans for #2.
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01/23/2013 06:00 AM
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Were tired off your sexual tyranny.

We demand better wages.

And Hotels!
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01/23/2013 06:01 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
what about a van
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01/23/2013 06:01 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Disco, chainsaws, ballgags, and tuna?

Sounds like a regular Wednesday to me.

I'm down.

885
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Anyone that doesn't love Moms, bacon, and dogs is clearly not human.
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01/23/2013 06:02 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I thought the thread was going to be:

"I want to put you all in my car...

...AND DRIVE IT OFF A CLIFF!"
 Quoting: John Cocktosen


just wait... we are still at the first page

stoner
 Quoting: Ostria1



LOL I like you, always have.






Ok it's cool...starting not to sound all that fun anymore, Ill take my chances with the Aussies
 Quoting: exiled1



(Thank God he's leaving... that guy's a real boner.)
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

that's what she saidrockon
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All the other activities listed so far seem lovely.
 Quoting: new & improved


Ok you're the one that has a frontseat when we drive of the cliff!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138051



We're definitely not going to be driving off a cliff, folks, don't listen to this guy.

Flat lands where we're going. It'll either have to be a bridge or I just do 100MPH down the beach while you guys are sleeping then scream right before we hit the water. I wonder how far I'd be able to drive into it before the car stopped though. This might be a problem, will have to work out a solu--

Wait, did I say that out loud?
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01/23/2013 06:02 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I would go but I don't eat tuna.
I like disco. :)
All the other activities listed so far seem lovely.
 Quoting: new & improved



You sound like a ray of fucking sunshine!

Are you cool with wasting it into a Gatorade bottle?

We have coffee cans for #2.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I would have to practice to get good at it, as I can't say that I have done it before.....especially at 100 miles/hour. :)
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what about a van
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32859128



Blasphemy.




Disco, chainsaws, ballgags, and tuna?

Sounds like a regular Wednesday to me.

I'm down.

885
 Quoting: Evil_Twin



Who's gonna drive you home... tonight?

banana
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I would have to practice to get good at it, as I can't say that I have done it before.....especially at 100 miles/hour. :)
 Quoting: new & improved



Plenty of time for practice! You're Canadian, so I'm sure you'll be drunk and having to piss literally all the time, then you'll get drinker's bowel and EVERYONE will have to roll down their window.
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01/23/2013 06:11 AM
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I would have to practice to get good at it, as I can't say that I have done it before.....especially at 100 miles/hour. :)
 Quoting: new & improved



Plenty of time for practice! You're Canadian, so I'm sure you'll be drunk and having to piss literally all the time, then you'll get drinker's bowel and EVERYONE will have to roll down their window.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


No, not much of a drinker. I do however, sometimes partake of other substances popular in Canada. I could talk at great length on any matter of intriguing philosophical discu.....oh, look at the pretty colours!
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01/23/2013 06:12 AM

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No, not much of a drinker. I do however, sometimes partake of other substances popular in Canada. I could talk at great length on any matter of intriguing philosophical discu.....oh, look at the pretty colours!
 Quoting: new & improved




Yep, definitely my kinda motherfucker!


You can ride shotgun.


Don't worry, I will make sure your airbag comes out first.


It will make things easier.
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01/23/2013 06:14 AM

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Who's gonna drive you home... tonight?

banana
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I look to my left, at the stinky drunk Canuck who is pissing all over the outside of the gatorade bottle and say to nobody in particular, "I can't go on, thinking nothing's wrong..."

bdance

Last Edited by Evil_Twin on 01/23/2013 06:15 AM
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Anyone that doesn't love Moms, bacon, and dogs is clearly not human.
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01/23/2013 06:14 AM

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I've learned about a lot of tactics we can employ during our endeavor, from this thread...


Thread: I Need Suggestions! Re: Survival "Spooning"
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01/23/2013 06:16 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I like the sense of adventure I get when I just let go...

Not knowing whether or not a year from now news of the discovery of my severely burnt body being found a mile off an old Nevada desert dirt road will make breaking news or if I'll be alive and well sipping on a hot cop a coffee...safe and sound at my home...blissfully unaware of what might have been...

I really don't care what happens...

Just surprise me!

hf
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01/23/2013 06:19 AM

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I look to my left, at the stinky drunk Canuck who is pissing all over the outside of the gatorade bottle and say to Nobody In Particular, "I can't go on, thinking nothing's wrong..."
 Quoting: Evil_Twin




Fuck, dude you just reminded me! The bitch is banned, but I know she'd be down for it... we gotta fucking stop by the mothership and get Candace. You know she'd be a barrel of laughs man, AND she hangs out with Jesus.

Luckily, if the freaky Netherlands AC opens his door way back there...

We should be extended far enough into space for them to beam her in to us. Candace is just gonna have to leave her interdimensional skateboard behind... did I mention there's a hippie flair to all this? No spiffy technology, if it can't plug into my lighter warmer then we don't need it!
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01/23/2013 06:21 AM
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If I go we have to stop at ol dick cheney's house, You know why? I let him borrow my shotgun a few years ago and the fuck never gave it back, but he did say I can borrow his daughters is that beuno?
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I like the sense of adventure I get when I just let go...

Not knowing whether or not a year from now news of the discovery of my severely burnt body being found a mile off an old Nevada desert dirt road will make breaking news or if I'll be alive and well sipping on a hot cop a coffee...safe and sound at my home...blissfully unaware of what might have been...

I really don't care what happens...

Just surprise me!

hf
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 32011248





Dude.


Seriously.


I want you to hand write me a fucking novel and then bind it with some red cord and I want to find it outside of my door beside a dead rat (drained of its blood) and a week old half eaten Totino's pizza.
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If I go we have to stop at ol dick cheney's house, You know why? I let him borrow my shotgun a few years ago and the fuck never gave it back, but he did say I can borrow his daughters is that beuno?
 Quoting: TheRingOfAll 31127090




Leave politics out of this!!!

Let me guess, you don't like disco either?

Why don't you just fuck off!

banana
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01/23/2013 06:23 AM
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Who's gonna drive you home... tonight?

banana
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I look to my left, at the stinky drunk Canuck who is pissing all over the outside of the gatorade bottle and say to nobody in particular, "I can't go on, thinking nothing's wrong..."

bdance
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


Stinky? No, no, I assure you, I smell sweetly of maple syrup. I have the fresh scent of pine needles. I have the crispness of freshly fallen snow. I exude no malodour except that of....oh, look at the pretty colours!
:)
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Stinky? No, no, I assure you, I smell sweetly of maple syrup. I have the fresh scent of pine needles. I have the crispness of freshly fallen snow. I exude no malodour except that of....oh, look at the pretty colours!
:)
 Quoting: new & improved



I swear I literally just heard you laugh.


damned


This is getting too real.
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01/23/2013 06:24 AM
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No, not much of a drinker. I do however, sometimes partake of other substances popular in Canada. I could talk at great length on any matter of intriguing philosophical discu.....oh, look at the pretty colours!
 Quoting: new & improved




Yep, definitely my kinda motherfucker!


You can ride shotgun.


Don't worry, I will make sure your airbag comes out first.


It will make things easier.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I love shotgun! :)
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01/23/2013 06:28 AM

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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
I wanna sit between Candace and Zakk, with Olaf and Tomek behind us.
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