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John Cocktosen User ID: 29656734 United States01/23/2013 05:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought the thread was going to be: Quoting: John Cocktosen "I want to put you all in my car... ...AND DRIVE IT OFF A CLIFF!" just wait... we are still at the first page  LOL! The Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through the Van Allen Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. Tip the butler. Blow the shofar. Genesis 1:26 "And God said, Let US make man in OUR image, after OUR likeness..." |
Mister Obvious (OP)Forum Administrator 01/23/2013 05:52 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought the thread was going to be: Quoting: John Cocktosen "I want to put you all in my car... ...AND DRIVE IT OFF A CLIFF!" just wait... we are still at the first page LOL I like you, always have. Ok it's cool...starting not to sound all that fun anymore, Ill take my chances with the Aussies Quoting: exiled1 (Thank God he's leaving... that guy's a real boner.) |
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| Mister Obvious (OP) Forum Administrator 01/23/2013 05:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since (a morbidly obese) exiled1 has decided not to join us on our journey because he's so insecure about his sexuality that he can't even let a girl and a few thousand of her closest friends listen to a little disco on their once-in-a-lifetime cross-country roadtrip... That means about 3 new seats are available! |
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| Mister Obvious (OP) Forum Administrator 01/23/2013 05:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We'll start our own road trip. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25738192 With black jack and hookers In fact forget about the whole road trip!!! LOL, I'd stomp your sorry ass in BlackJack, you don't know shit. Last Edited by Mister Obvious on 01/23/2013 05:56 AM |
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| new & improved User ID: 26372742 Canada01/23/2013 05:59 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would go but I don't eat tuna. I like disco. :) All the other activities listed so far seem lovely. By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.--Confucius "It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."--Dalai Lama |
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| Evil_Twin Hellbilly User ID: 23761243 United States01/23/2013 06:01 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Disco, chainsaws, ballgags, and tuna? Sounds like a regular Wednesday to me. I'm down.  I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. "If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."~ Teddy Roosevelt. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 23660254 United States01/23/2013 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought the thread was going to be: Quoting: John Cocktosen "I want to put you all in my car... ...AND DRIVE IT OFF A CLIFF!" just wait... we are still at the first page LOL I like you, always have. Ok it's cool...starting not to sound all that fun anymore, Ill take my chances with the Aussies Quoting: exiled1 (Thank God he's leaving... that guy's a real boner.) that's what she said  |
| Mister Obvious (OP) Forum Administrator 01/23/2013 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok you're the one that has a frontseat when we drive of the cliff! We're definitely not going to be driving off a cliff, folks, don't listen to this guy. Flat lands where we're going. It'll either have to be a bridge or I just do 100MPH down the beach while you guys are sleeping then scream right before we hit the water. I wonder how far I'd be able to drive into it before the car stopped though. This might be a problem, will have to work out a solu-- Wait, did I say that out loud? |
| new & improved User ID: 26372742 Canada01/23/2013 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would go but I don't eat tuna. Quoting: new & improved I like disco. :) All the other activities listed so far seem lovely. You sound like a ray of fucking sunshine! Are you cool with wasting it into a Gatorade bottle? We have coffee cans for #2. I would have to practice to get good at it, as I can't say that I have done it before.....especially at 100 miles/hour. :) By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.--Confucius "It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."--Dalai Lama |
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| Mister Obvious (OP) Forum Administrator 01/23/2013 06:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would have to practice to get good at it, as I can't say that I have done it before.....especially at 100 miles/hour. :) Quoting: new & improved Plenty of time for practice! You're Canadian, so I'm sure you'll be drunk and having to piss literally all the time, then you'll get drinker's bowel and EVERYONE will have to roll down their window. |
| new & improved User ID: 26372742 Canada01/23/2013 06:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would have to practice to get good at it, as I can't say that I have done it before.....especially at 100 miles/hour. :) Quoting: new & improved Plenty of time for practice! You're Canadian, so I'm sure you'll be drunk and having to piss literally all the time, then you'll get drinker's bowel and EVERYONE will have to roll down their window. No, not much of a drinker. I do however, sometimes partake of other substances popular in Canada. I could talk at great length on any matter of intriguing philosophical discu.....oh, look at the pretty colours! By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.--Confucius "It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."--Dalai Lama |
| Mister Obvious (OP) Forum Administrator 01/23/2013 06:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, not much of a drinker. I do however, sometimes partake of other substances popular in Canada. I could talk at great length on any matter of intriguing philosophical discu.....oh, look at the pretty colours! Quoting: new & improved Yep, definitely my kinda motherfucker! You can ride shotgun. Don't worry, I will make sure your airbag comes out first. It will make things easier. |
| Evil_Twin Hellbilly User ID: 23761243 United States01/23/2013 06:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I look to my left, at the stinky drunk Canuck who is pissing all over the outside of the gatorade bottle and say to nobody in particular, "I can't go on, thinking nothing's wrong..."  Last Edited by Evil_Twin on 01/23/2013 06:15 AM I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. "If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."~ Teddy Roosevelt. |
| Mister Obvious (OP) Forum Administrator 01/23/2013 06:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've learned about a lot of tactics we can employ during our endeavor, from this thread... Thread: I Need Suggestions! Re: Survival "Spooning" |
| Devoted Follower User ID: 32011248 United States01/23/2013 06:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like the sense of adventure I get when I just let go... Not knowing whether or not a year from now news of the discovery of my severely burnt body being found a mile off an old Nevada desert dirt road will make breaking news or if I'll be alive and well sipping on a hot cop a coffee...safe and sound at my home...blissfully unaware of what might have been... I really don't care what happens... Just surprise me!  |
| Mister Obvious (OP) Forum Administrator 01/23/2013 06:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I look to my left, at the stinky drunk Canuck who is pissing all over the outside of the gatorade bottle and say to Nobody In Particular, "I can't go on, thinking nothing's wrong..." Quoting: Evil_Twin Fuck, dude you just reminded me! The bitch is banned, but I know she'd be down for it... we gotta fucking stop by the mothership and get Candace. You know she'd be a barrel of laughs man, AND she hangs out with Jesus. Luckily, if the freaky Netherlands AC opens his door way back there... We should be extended far enough into space for them to beam her in to us. Candace is just gonna have to leave her interdimensional skateboard behind... did I mention there's a hippie flair to all this? No spiffy technology, if it can't plug into my lighter warmer then we don't need it! |
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| Mister Obvious (OP) Forum Administrator 01/23/2013 06:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like the sense of adventure I get when I just let go... Quoting: Devoted Follower 32011248 Not knowing whether or not a year from now news of the discovery of my severely burnt body being found a mile off an old Nevada desert dirt road will make breaking news or if I'll be alive and well sipping on a hot cop a coffee...safe and sound at my home...blissfully unaware of what might have been... I really don't care what happens... Just surprise me! Dude. Seriously. I want you to hand write me a fucking novel and then bind it with some red cord and I want to find it outside of my door beside a dead rat (drained of its blood) and a week old half eaten Totino's pizza. |
| Mister Obvious (OP) Forum Administrator 01/23/2013 06:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I go we have to stop at ol dick cheney's house, You know why? I let him borrow my shotgun a few years ago and the fuck never gave it back, but he did say I can borrow his daughters is that beuno? Quoting: TheRingOfAll 31127090 Leave politics out of this!!! Let me guess, you don't like disco either? Why don't you just fuck off!  |
