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I want to put you all in my car...

 
TheRingOfAll
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I've got a used unicyle that was sold to me by a dwarf with parkinsons. If I may I would like to bring it for the boogie and the jiggle pop.
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I've got a used unicyle that was sold to me by a dwarf with parkinsons. If I may I would like to bring it for the boogie and the jiggle pop.
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I get sort of creepy vibes off of you, but I'm still willing to spend $7 on you at Chick-Fil-A and throw you a Gatorade bottle when you need one.
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01/23/2013 06:34 AM
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Stinky? No, no, I assure you, I smell sweetly of maple syrup. I have the fresh scent of pine needles. I have the crispness of freshly fallen snow. I exude no malodour except that of....oh, look at the pretty colours!
:)
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I swear I literally just heard you laugh.


damned


This is getting too real.
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Seems like you have some "interdimensional skateboarding" abilities of your own....
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Seems like you have some "interdimensional skateboarding" abilities of your own....
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Yeah no shit man.

I blame you though.

Definitely your fault.

You're not gonna make us pull over every morning at sunrise so you can get out and do yoga... are you?
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Sounds good as long as your name isn't really Griswold and the car is not the 'family truckster".
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01/23/2013 06:40 AM
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I've got a used unicyle that was sold to me by a dwarf with parkinsons. If I may I would like to bring it for the boogie and the jiggle pop.
 Quoting: TheRingOfAll 31127090



I get sort of creepy vibes off of you, but I'm still willing to spend $7 on you at Chick-Fil-A and throw you a Gatorade bottle when you need one.
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Yes I would like that very much, hell_boy. May I get an ice tea with some skittles instead?
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Seems like you have some "interdimensional skateboarding" abilities of your own....
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Yeah no shit man.

I blame you though.

Definitely your fault.

You're not gonna make us pull over every morning at sunrise so you can get out and do yoga... are you?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Maybeeeeee....
We don't have to pull over though. We could do it inside as we speed along, or outside, on the roof.
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01/23/2013 06:49 AM

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I´ll see you on the road then maybe.

Will be hangin out at the Titty Twister.

Got a feelin, I should take my sword with me, somehow.

chuckle
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Got a feelin, I should take my sword with me, somehow.

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You got that right.


I have a motto, goes a little something like this...


"It'll only hurt for a minute."
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some skittles
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Is this code for something?


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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Ride Captain Ride.

I won't be any trouble at all.

Cool front seat passenger, hand you the mints and water.

No gas, no belching, no complaints.
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You can all just ride with me and be scared while I drive too fast.


We'll listen to bad '70s music and pretend it's the scene in 2012 where he almost doesn't make it onto the plane.


Thoughts?
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Like new avatar , well I did that when I was 17 but not sure would be fun now although I did laugh at the thought of 2012 scene 5a
Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
you do realise that horsepower plays a major role in this right
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
yeah

I'll be outside waiting for you to pick me up! Dont take all day its fucking 7 degrees Fahrenheit here!

I got moonshine and lots of it.

btw I love Tuna... Tuna fucking rules!

and after we get good and drunk and start down the curviest part of the road here... MO, you and I can play rock paper scissors... your car has auto pilot dont it? fuck it... we'll just tell ourselves it does.

im excited as fuck now! lol

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"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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01/23/2013 08:23 AM
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GLP roadtrip? Hell yeah!

toolbelt...check
hammer....check
sharp object...check
arm floaties....check

MO, does your car have "Oh shit!" handles? chuckle
:infnty:

:ihavgsbmp:
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01/23/2013 08:24 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
yeah

I'll be outside waiting for you to pick me up! Dont take all day its fucking 7 degrees Fahrenheit here!

I got moonshine and lots of it.

btw I love Tuna... Tuna fucking rules!

and after we get good and drunk and start down the curviest part of the road here... MO, you and I can play rock paper scissors... your car has auto pilot dont it? fuck it... we'll just tell ourselves it does.

im excited as fuck now! lol
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


rckpprszr
:infnty:

:ihavgsbmp:
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
yeah

I'll be outside waiting for you to pick me up! Dont take all day its fucking 7 degrees Fahrenheit here!

I got moonshine and lots of it.

btw I love Tuna... Tuna fucking rules!

and after we get good and drunk and start down the curviest part of the road here... MO, you and I can play rock paper scissors... your car has auto pilot dont it? fuck it... we'll just tell ourselves it does.

im excited as fuck now! lol
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


rckpprszr
 Quoting: Nika


damned

oops2

ohyeah
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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01/23/2013 09:52 AM
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and I get to wear swim goggles half full of girl pee
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01/23/2013 09:53 AM
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
you had me at bad 70's music

hf
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
yeah

I'll be outside waiting for you to pick me up! Dont take all day its fucking 7 degrees Fahrenheit here!

I got moonshine and lots of it.

btw I love Tuna... Tuna fucking rules!

and after we get good and drunk and start down the curviest part of the road here... MO, you and I can play rock paper scissors... your car has auto pilot dont it? fuck it... we'll just tell ourselves it does.

im excited as fuck now! lol
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


im still waiting outside MO :(
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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02/05/2013 09:29 PM
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You can all just ride with me and be scared while I drive too fast.


We'll listen to bad '70s music and pretend it's the scene in 2012 where he almost doesn't make it onto the plane.


Thoughts?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I think I threw up in my mouth. Christopher Walken
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Here you go Malcolm:

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"May your chains rest lightly upon you..."
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SPUD... if MO doesnt pick me up in an hour... can I ride with you?

tissue
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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You fuck off, i'll take my chainsaw and saw your head off so i can drive!

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See this is why I know you guys would be the perfect passengers...


Never a dull moment where I have to question whether my life is at enough risk or not.


You can sit toward the back though.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Should put that one in the trunk.. you don't want someone like that sitting behind ya..

stoner
High is the way, but all eyes are upon the ground.
You were the light and the way they'll only read about.
I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out.
Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough;
You're going home.

You're the only one who can hold your head up high,
Shake your fists at the gates saying:
"I've come home now!
Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father.
Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.
It's time now!
My time now!
Give me my, give me my wings!"
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SPUD... if MO doesnt pick me up in an hour... can I ride with you?

tissue
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I think we both missed the boat, old thread :(
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"
___________
"May your chains rest lightly upon you..."
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"Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!"
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
Can the a/c s come too?
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Re: I want to put you all in my car...
SPUD... if MO doesnt pick me up in an hour... can I ride with you?

tissue
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I think we both missed the boat, old thread :(
 Quoting: SPUD


Dang.. need to look at the dates before I post. Could of been a fun thread..
High is the way, but all eyes are upon the ground.
You were the light and the way they'll only read about.
I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out.
Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough;
You're going home.

You're the only one who can hold your head up high,
Shake your fists at the gates saying:
"I've come home now!
Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father.
Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.
It's time now!
My time now!
Give me my, give me my wings!"

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