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I want to put you all in my car... |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want to put you all in my car... You can all just ride with me and be scared while I drive too fast.
We'll listen to bad '70s music and pretend it's the scene in 2012 where he almost doesn't make it onto the plane.
Thoughts? |
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Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Come on.
Don't run away. |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... You know you want it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32859751 Australia 01/23/2013 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Actually, I'll drive while you give me a headjob. dirty slappy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25738192 Canada 01/23/2013 05:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... I pee in bottles and out windows.
NO STOPS WHATSOEVER!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23541672 United States 01/23/2013 05:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... shotgun |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 32859128 United States 01/23/2013 05:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... What kind of car
Why not an SUV |
*StarMan*
User ID: 32303129 Australia 01/23/2013 05:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... I pee in bottles and out windows.
NO STOPS WHATSOEVER!!!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25738192 Light Speed |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Actually, I'll drive while you give me a headjob. dirty slappy.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32859751 Be sure to run over the really big pothole there so I can have some kind of excuse to tell them when your lil' dick gets chomped... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32859751 Australia 01/23/2013 05:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Actually, I'll drive while you give me a headjob. dirty slappy.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32859751 Be sure to run over the really big pothole there so I can have some kind of excuse to tell them when your lil' dick gets chomped... Quoting: Mister Obvious you'd be lucky to get my chode in yer gob. |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car...
you'd be lucky to get my chode in yer gob.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32859751 I don't really have a response to that, man. It's neither here nor there to me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23660254 United States 01/23/2013 05:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... I'm in, no disco |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Listen, I'm gonna request that you guys bring a few things though.
I'm gonna have to recommend everyone gets a toolbelt. Definitely keep a hammer and something sharp in it.
Actually, it's required.
So are arm floaties.
You'll see why. |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... I'm in, no disco
Quoting: exiled1 First of all, fuck you. Secondly, I haven't been wearing out the disco too much lately, I'm more into chillwave. We could make it, probably across the whole country, without having to break out the disco... But I don't like you, so I don't see why I'd try. |
Devoted Follower User ID: 32011248 United States 01/23/2013 05:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Yes... I wish to put inside your car. Can I ride in the trunk? Preferably with my hands bound behind my back with a ball gag stuffed in my mouth. |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... I don't see why you guys are being bitches about it, I would buy you some Chick-Fil-A. |
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Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Yes... I wish to put inside your car. Can I ride in the trunk? Preferably with my hands bound behind my back with a ball gag stuffed in my mouth. Quoting: Devoted Follower 32011248 Damn, Devoted Follower, talk about speaking my language. You act like you know me or something. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1138051 Netherlands 01/23/2013 05:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... You fuck off, i'll take my chainsaw and saw your head off so i can drive!
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 32859751 Australia 01/23/2013 05:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... You fuck off, i'll take my chainsaw and saw your head off so i can drive!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138051 piss off cunt. i told yas i'm driving |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... You fuck off, i'll take my chainsaw and saw your head off so i can drive!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138051 See this is why I know you guys would be the perfect passengers... Never a dull moment where I have to question whether my life is at enough risk or not. You can sit toward the back though. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1138051 Netherlands 01/23/2013 05:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car...
You fuck off, i'll take my chainsaw and saw your head off so i can drive!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138051 See this is why I know you guys would be the perfect passengers... Never a dull moment where I have to question whether my life is at enough risk or not. You can sit toward the back though. Quoting: Mister Obvious |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... I mean honestly though...
You may think you can swim but it's a different story when you're in the middle of it all...
Did I mention I drive with the window down for safety and preventative reasons? In all weather. |
CtYankee
User ID: 30129105 United States 01/23/2013 05:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... You can get ALL the angels in heaven in your car....if you drive a HONDA CtYankee
"If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence that you tried." -anonymous
-Spouting a fountain of nonsense since 1972-
Never met anyone important enough to lie to..... |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... When you drive with the window down, and this is just my opinion, but, I feel like it's valid.
But it really shaves a whole lot of time off the ordeal, and I mean optimally, you get sucked out without having to do any of the work.
Which brings me to my next point...
HOTELS.
We don't use 'em. Bring a pillow or use your neighbor. |
CtYankee
User ID: 30129105 United States 01/23/2013 05:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... The Lord says ALL the angels will sing his praise in one Accord CtYankee
"If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence that you tried." -anonymous
-Spouting a fountain of nonsense since 1972-
Never met anyone important enough to lie to..... |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... What's on the menu you ask?
Tuna. Lots of tuna.
By the time it's all over with...
It will remind you of so many things.
For the rest of your life. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 23660254 United States 01/23/2013 05:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Ok it's cool...starting not to sound all that fun anymore, Ill take my chances with the Aussies |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32859751 Australia 01/23/2013 05:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Ok it's cool...starting not to sound all that fun anymore, Ill take my chances with the Aussies
Quoting: exiled1 |
Anonymous Coward 01/23/2013 05:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Since (a morbidly obese) exiled1 has decided not to join us on our journey because he's so insecure about his sexuality that he can't even let a girl and a few thousand of her closest friends listen to a little disco on their once-in-a-lifetime cross-country roadtrip...
That means about 3 new seats are available! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25738192 Canada 01/23/2013 05:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... Ok it's cool...starting not to sound all that fun anymore, Ill take my chances with the Aussies
Quoting: exiled1 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32859751 We'll start our own road trip. With black jack and hookersIn fact forget about the whole road trip!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1138051 Netherlands 01/23/2013 05:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I want to put you all in my car... That means about 3 new seats are available!
Quoting: Mister Obvious You forgot about your size, 2 seats left people! |
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