I want to put you all in my car...

I've got a used unicyle that was sold to me by a dwarf with parkinsons. If I may I would like to bring it for the boogie and the jiggle pop.

I get sort of creepy vibes off of you, but I'm still willing to spend $7 on you at Chick-Fil-A and throw you a Gatorade bottle when you need one.

Seems like you have some "interdimensional skateboarding" abilities of your own....

Yeah no shit man.

I blame you though.

Definitely your fault.

You're not gonna make us pull over every morning at sunrise so you can get out and do yoga... are you?

Sounds good as long as your name isn't really Griswold and the car is not the 'family truckster".

Yes I would like that very much, . May I get an ice tea with some skittles instead?

Maybeeeeee....
We don't have to pull over though. We could do it inside as we speed along, or outside, on the roof.

I´ll see you on the road then maybe.

Will be hangin out at the Titty Twister.

Got a feelin, I should take my sword with me, somehow.

You got that right.


I have a motto, goes a little something like this...


"It'll only hurt for a minute."

Is this code for something?

Ride Captain Ride.

I won't be any trouble at all.

Cool front seat passenger, hand you the mints and water.

No gas, no belching, no complaints.

Like new avatar , well I did that when I was 17 but not sure would be fun now although I did laugh at the thought of 2012 scene

you do realise that horsepower plays a major role in this right

I'll be outside waiting for you to pick me up! Dont take all day its fucking 7 degrees Fahrenheit here!

I got moonshine and lots of it.

btw I love Tuna... Tuna fucking rules!

and after we get good and drunk and start down the curviest part of the road here... MO, you and I can play rock paper scissors... your car has auto pilot dont it? fuck it... we'll just tell ourselves it does.

im excited as fuck now! lol

Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 01/23/2013 08:11 AM

GLP roadtrip? Hell yeah!

toolbelt...check
hammer....check
sharp object...check
arm floaties....check

MO, does your car have "Oh shit!" handles?

and I get to wear swim goggles half full of girl pee

you had me at bad 70's music

im still waiting outside MO :(

I think I threw up in my mouth. Christopher Walken

Here you go Malcolm:

SPUD... if MO doesnt pick me up in an hour... can I ride with you?

Should put that one in the trunk.. you don't want someone like that sitting behind ya..

I think we both missed the boat, old thread :(

"Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!"

Can the a/c s come too?

Dang.. need to look at the dates before I post. Could of been a fun thread..