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7 Ways to Purify Water

 
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put it in ur ass
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this was not a joke
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Forgive me for thinking it was. Please explain your method of purifying water through your ass. Inquiring minds and all.
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It doens't purify it. It is a way to stay hydrated with dirty water. Since you dont ingest it, your body doesn't pick up the impurites (as much) or any parasites.

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put it in ur ass
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this was not a joke
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Forgive me for thinking it was. Please explain your method of purifying water through your ass. Inquiring minds and all.
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It doens't purify it. It is a way to stay hydrated with dirty water. Since you dont ingest it, your body doesn't pick up the impurites (as much) or any parasites.

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No way, really? Are you telling me that you can basically give yourself a dirty water enema and that will not be dangerous. I gotta know more now. wtf

I will feel like a fool if you are just messing with me, though!
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this was not a joke
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Forgive me for thinking it was. Please explain your method of purifying water through your ass. Inquiring minds and all.
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It doens't purify it. It is a way to stay hydrated with dirty water. Since you dont ingest it, your body doesn't pick up the impurites (as much) or any parasites.

.
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No way, really? Are you telling me that you can basically give yourself a dirty water enema and that will not be dangerous. I gotta know more now. wtf

I will feel like a fool if you are just messing with me, though!
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Totally serious. You can get really drunk by alochol enemas too. It's the latest 'fad' on college campuses.
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Cool, I will check out the other thread.

We are thinking of buying a property with a well. I guess we would need to buy a hand crank for it in case of power outage so we would still be able to pump water. Is it hard to hand crank it? As a non musclebound woman, could I do it myself if my husband wasn't around?
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As a kid, many years ago, we had a well with a hand pump. You can still get them, but you will probably have to go to a farm supply store. Even there they may have to special order it. If you look on-line, I'm sure you will see them in many suppy web sites. It will probably have to be installed by a well service company, so you might start looking there. Hand pumps are great, but they will not supply your house with water. You will have to walk out to the well with a bucket.
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Forgive me for thinking it was. Please explain your method of purifying water through your ass. Inquiring minds and all.
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It doens't purify it. It is a way to stay hydrated with dirty water. Since you dont ingest it, your body doesn't pick up the impurites (as much) or any parasites.

.
 Quoting: Conspiracy Theorist


No way, really? Are you telling me that you can basically give yourself a dirty water enema and that will not be dangerous. I gotta know more now. wtf

I will feel like a fool if you are just messing with me, though!
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Totally serious. You can get really drunk by alochol enemas too. It's the latest 'fad' on college campuses.
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OMG it is true! I googled and apparently Bear Grylls did this on his show. He gave himself an enema and he said it has saved lives. In the video below he says it bypasses the gag reflex but doesn't say whether it purifies the water. Gotta do some more googling.

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How about a Water Well.



Water Wells are always clean. The Purification happens from the earth. The rock and soil filters the water.


The only problem is getting to the water down in the Well.
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home depot augers. Good luck
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As a kid, many years ago, we had a well with a hand pump. You can still get them, but you will probably have to go to a farm supply store. Even there they may have to special order it. If you look on-line, I'm sure you will see them in many suppy web sites. It will probably have to be installed by a well service company, so you might start looking there. Hand pumps are great, but they will not supply your house with water. You will have to walk out to the well with a bucket.
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Thanks for the info. I have no problem walking out to the well with a bucket as long as there's water to survive on. I kind of expect in any SHTF scenario that I'll end up building lots of arm strength from lugging stuff around.
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We can only live three days without water. I think having several ways to purify water is important.
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Agreed! What type of water purification plans do you have if the SHTF? So far we've just got some stored bottled water and some water purification tablets. I'm realizing this just isn't enough. Moving to a place with a well would be awesome.
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Have you tried the alcohol enema? That sounds dangerous! I've heard of women soaking tampons with alcohol, though.
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Thank you for sharing that! I've seen it before. It's beautiful and is something everyone should see. I think you can even buy glass water bottles at Whole Foods with words like "love" and "peace" on them in order to raise the vibration of the water.
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Np =) Heres some more


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You mean send a bucket into the well tank? Doesn't the well pump water out of the ground? How would you send bucket into the ground? Sorry if I don't know anything about how wells work!cool2
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Dig a hole until you hit water.
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You make it sound easy!
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After refreshing the water in my holding tanks and running bleach through the lines I add a cup of vodka or gin to each 30 gallon tank to keep the water potable....tastes better too!
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Thank you for sharing that! I've seen it before. It's beautiful and is something everyone should see. I think you can even buy glass water bottles at Whole Foods with words like "love" and "peace" on them in order to raise the vibration of the water.
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Np =) Heres some more



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Goddam, that is beautiful stuff. Thanks! Since we're 75% water it really makes you wonder how different vibrations and frequences affect the water in our bodies and in turn make us healthy or sick.
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Goddam, that is beautiful stuff. Thanks! Since we're 75% water it really makes you wonder how different vibrations and frequences affect the water in our bodies and in turn make us healthy or sick.
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Your emotions and thoughts send out vibrational frequencys.

It can affect water like showed earlier.

You are 75% water.

Now think about how much you can change with thoughts and emotions =)

When everyone understands that, we will have peace ^^

It works something like this in process;

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Easy, cheap and reliable way to desalinate sea water:
Enjoy!

[link to www.youtube.com]
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After refreshing the water in my holding tanks and running bleach through the lines I add a cup of vodka or gin to each 30 gallon tank to keep the water potable....tastes better too!
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What kind of holding tanks? Although I imagine you are joking! hf
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After refreshing the water in my holding tanks and running bleach through the lines I add a cup of vodka or gin to each 30 gallon tank to keep the water potable....tastes better too!
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What kind of holding tanks? Although I imagine you are joking! hf
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After refreshing the water in my holding tanks and running bleach through the lines I add a cup of vodka or gin to each 30 gallon tank to keep the water potable....tastes better too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23250593


What kind of holding tanks? Although I imagine you are joking! hf
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Actually I am serious. It is an old sailor's trick. The alcohol kills off the bacteria that grows in the water. The tanks are either plastic or stainless and long-term holding can 'turn' the water. The gin helps extend the useful life of the water without adding flavor. Of course an olive just makes it go down better!
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Goddam, that is beautiful stuff. Thanks! Since we're 75% water it really makes you wonder how different vibrations and frequences affect the water in our bodies and in turn make us healthy or sick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22093951


Your emotions and thoughts send out vibrational frequencys.

It can affect water like showed earlier.

You are 75% water.

Now think about how much you can change with thoughts and emotions =)

When everyone understands that, we will have peace ^^

It works something like this in process;


 Quoting: DontBeAfraidEVER


Fantastic video! It brought tears to my eyes, but then I'm a big sap. cool2

How about this one? Acoustic Water Dance:

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Easy, cheap and reliable way to desalinate sea water:
Enjoy!

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Cool! I'm learning so much on this thread. I've embedded the video for you:

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Easy, cheap and reliable way to desalinate sea water:
Enjoy!

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Cool! I'm learning so much on this thread. I've embedded the video for you:


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Thats cool and all, but i hope you dont plan to use that for survival.

First that will only work when its hot out. the water evaporates and condenses on the plastic and drips into the cup. So its useless in the winter..

Second is even on a hot day each one of these tubs will only produce a few ounces or so of water. you need a gallon per person a day to survive. For this to work you would need to fill a large lawn with these tubs.

Just get some large storage drums and store tap water for emergencies. then make a simple filter to filter out local ground water to replenish your supply. I already told you how to get it out of your well..

hf good luck
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Easy, cheap and reliable way to desalinate sea water:
Enjoy!

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Cool! I'm learning so much on this thread. I've embedded the video for you:


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Thats cool and all, but i hope you dont plan to use that for survival.

First that will only work when its hot out. the water evaporates and condenses on the plastic and drips into the cup. So its useless in the winter..

Second is even on a hot day each one of these tubs will only produce a few ounces or so of water. you need a gallon per person a day to survive. For this to work you would need to fill a large lawn with these tubs.

Just get some large storage drums and store tap water for emergencies. then make a simple filter to filter out local ground water to replenish your supply. I already told you how to get it out of your well..

hf good luck
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Hey, we're just sharing ideas. Some people might not have room to store a bunch of large drums of water and some people might not do it before the SHTF, so these other ideas are useful. No need to put down other ideas besides your own ...
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Hey, we're just sharing ideas. Some people might not have room to store a bunch of large drums of water and some people might not do it before the SHTF, so these other ideas are useful. No need to put down other ideas besides your own ...
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Sorry, I was just sharing my ideas on how that would not work. Nothing personal, I will leave you and your ideas alone now. sorry to butt in. Good luck

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Hey, we're just sharing ideas. Some people might not have room to store a bunch of large drums of water and some people might not do it before the SHTF, so these other ideas are useful. No need to put down other ideas besides your own ...
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Sorry, I was just sharing my ideas on how that would not work. Nothing personal, I will leave you and your ideas alone now. sorry to butt in. Good luck

beared
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I don't mean to make you feel bad. All ideas are welcome. Please feel free to butt in some more. The important thing is that we all learn how to survive no matter what!

What do you think of this guy's desalination method?

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Actually I am serious. It is an old sailor's trick. The alcohol kills off the bacteria that grows in the water. The tanks are either plastic or stainless and long-term holding can 'turn' the water. The gin helps extend the useful life of the water without adding flavor. Of course an olive just makes it go down better!
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How much gin do you put in per gallon? And of course an olive makes anything go down better! hf
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7 Ways To Purify Water

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What other ways to purify water can we add to this list? There must be more than seven ways!
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Fantastic video! It brought tears to my eyes, but then I'm a big sap. cool2

How about this one? Acoustic Water Dance:


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Hehe glad you liked it =)

Havent seen the one you posted, beautiful video =) Same concept tho.

If you want to distill sea water you can boil water with a cloth above it (fully covered).

The vapor will be fresh water and will store itself in the cloth.

Its the same method as the one posted earlier, just quicker and more efficient =)
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Fantastic video! It brought tears to my eyes, but then I'm a big sap. cool2

How about this one? Acoustic Water Dance:


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Hehe glad you liked it =)

Havent seen the one you posted, beautiful video =) Same concept tho.

If you want to distill sea water you can boil water with a cloth above it (fully covered).

The vapor will be fresh water and will store itself in the cloth.

Its the same method as the one posted earlier, just quicker and more efficient =)
 Quoting: DontBeAfraidEVER


Thanks for the tip!! I love the videos you've posted and your positive energy.
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Thanks for the tip!! I love the videos you've posted and your positive energy.
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You are bringing lots of positive energy yourself =) Keep it up!
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Thanks for the tip!! I love the videos you've posted and your positive energy.
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You are bringing lots of positive energy yourself =) Keep it up!
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Thanks!! If we can all work together to talk about survival tips and ideas I think that's awesome. I'm sure that happy happy attidude makes many people here want to vomit. tounge
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