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WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????

 
Abusive Lucifer
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WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
you hit 45 and your stomach bulges out in front like you are 8 months pregnant? Come on it must be the beers?
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02/15/2006 09:24 AM
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
it is your buddha nature
dontcha know?
abusive lucifer (OP)
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
another thing is hair it grows everywhere but on your head.
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"MAN"apause
Hmmmm
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02/15/2006 09:29 AM
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
Show me one person that uses 7dmc that has retained that belly.

The healthy colon weighs 4lbs. by itself, yet Elvis' weighed in at 45lbs. and John Wayne's at 50+ when they succumbed.

[link to www.7dmc.com]
[link to www.7dmc.com]
Kreeper

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02/15/2006 09:32 AM
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From the link:

"The removal of mucus plaque is necessary, as it is highly toxic. It should be the starting point for improving all of your health issues, as it suppresses your immune system and causes constipation."


So you mean to tell me that this stuff will fix the discs in my spine?
Don't judge me monkey.
GraffixMMW

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02/15/2006 09:35 AM
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$90.00?? sounds like a money making scheme to me
Anonymous Coward
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Hey, I'm just building a roof for my tool shed...so to speak!
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Kreep, your bulging colon can put pressure on the spine, and on any of the other surrounding organs.

Those bulging bellies are colons that are packed with a lifetime of crap food, white flour products, etc., and not enough bowel movements.
scurfrim.. look it up
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that is no shit

pun intended

colon cleansing a must
mine clean as whistle
once i heard about the shit stuck in there
eggs work like glue
think about how hard an egg gets on a plate if you let the runny yolk sit.
they make GLAZE from this stuff

that's just one of the many nasty
images that a book on IRIDOLOGY gave me..
met some guy in a bar and he mailed me these amazing books back in the eighties..
about how your eyes show the toxicity
robin

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02/15/2006 09:37 AM
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
hey creeper, the mucus removal is normally called picking the nose.
wall

as for the gut, it can get in the way of lovemaking if its too big.

sometimes i think all these guys whether they drink beer or not have a stomach parasite...


or they are eating some food which is not leaving the body.
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02/15/2006 09:44 AM
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
Try these to clean your colon .........INGREDIENT COMMENTS
Flax seed Contains a natural cleansing and laxative oil
Apple fruit pectin Removes radioactive waste, mercury, lead, heavy metals
Pharmaceutical grade bentonite clay Removes 35 times its weight in waste
Activated willow charcoal Removes over 3,000 known harmful chemicals
Psyllium seed and husk Adds needed fibre, reduces inflammation
Slippery elm inner bark Removes toxic waste, reduces inflammation
Marshmallow root Reduces inflammation
Fennel seed or Peppermint leaf Carminative, aids digestion, moves gas
...or these
Curacao and Cane Aloe leaf The strongest cathartic, very bitter liver cleanser
Senna leaves and nods Strong cathartic, been used for thousands of years
Cascara Sagrada aged bark Strong cathartic. Bitter liver cleanser. Bile flow
Barberry rootbark Stimulates liver, gall bladder and bile flow
Ginger rhizome Increases downward peristalsis, contractions
Garlic bulb Destroys candida and infection, and promotes healthy flora
Turkey Rhubarb Gets peristalsis action working better
Cayenne Pepper Gets things moving faster
Fennel Cleanses out matter that produces gas
Ginger Calmes and soothes the digestive tract
I just hit 40 and i think it's about time to start cleaning house,sort a speak
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02/15/2006 09:49 AM
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i'm gonna try a healthy diet but do go to the gym regular.

when i do go out i drink Guiness this is good for you right?
AC 2741

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02/15/2006 09:50 AM
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
guinness is the most fattening beer you can drink lol
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2006 09:54 AM
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
More calories in than calories burned = gut.

That simple.

[link to www.calorieking.com]
Anonymous Coward
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
Yes most men are too lazy and feeling at peace with themselves to fall for the health scamms that show images of how the perfect man should look like.

Women, now that is a completely different story... stoner
colonblow
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02/15/2006 09:56 AM
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nice list joe

once you get it clean you just maintain it
purple-x
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meds causes weight gain
Beer
The advent of the remote control didn't help.

purple-x
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
I would say because of 'civilization'...and it's not limited to the men either...check the poisons you take in and accumulate over the years...

However, being 'hunter/gatherers', some men (me included) put on weight around the waist as soon as they are very active for a longer period of time.
I developped a little tummy when I started running and Martial arts.
I've been told that that's because we used to hunt for our food and thus had to have some reserves to go on while hunting the food hence the belly or tummy...

I don't know if it's realy true but I like the explanation and it keeps me from doing excessive 'sit-ups' in order to loose those last two or three pounds...
Kreeper

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"Kreep, your bulging colon can put pressure on the spine, and on any of the other surrounding organs."


Actually, my issue is in my neck. I have problems with the Atlas and axis. But I do agrr, and have for years, that it is good to clean out the colon from time to time. I just have learned over the years that when you start seeing sellers make impossible claims, they are selling crap. (pun)
Don't judge me monkey.
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This is just the ticket I've been looking for (39 & bulging)

I will be getting the 7day clense.

Thanks for posting.
Kreeper

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And to answer the original question; We have big bellies to have a place to rest our beers and bongs while getting a bj! Now, if all women's heads were flat, we could lose our bellies because they would be unnecessary!
Don't judge me monkey.
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When the pain starts to come, knees and backs thats when you have to do something. I don't eat much but try to keep my stress down by relaxing after a busy job.
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02/15/2006 10:21 AM
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parasites..
gorgeous george

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I find the biggest problem is putting on my socks!
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
I dont bother with socks as i wear flip flops most of the time;/ Gives the varicous veins a break on my ankles as well.
Charlane
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Because they have to have their daily sodas and caffeine every single FUCKING day. Nevermind that the other telltail signs are rotting teeth and high emotions...oh no it just couldn't be THAT.

It's that and they also have to sit there and cook in front of a television that shoots off radiation trickle as well and congeals all of that in them to petrify. Why men are just so intent on killing themselves in this manner is beyond me but I have seen this time and time and time again.
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Oops, make that telltale.

While I'm at it, a CHIROPRACTOR might stretch out that spine so that those stomachs organs won't be fighting for a place to stay anymore and that neck will not have a double chin either.
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
I like to play x-box. All the action in the game seems to melt away the pounds!
Charlane
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02/15/2006 11:16 AM
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bump
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02/15/2006 11:19 AM
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Re: WHY DO MOST MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE LARGE BELLYS????
I have a "Father's gut".

I have had to add more girth to counterbalance the weight of my kids when I pick them up!

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