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worst English speaking world 'ACCENT' or 'DIALECT' thoughts?

 
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01/23/2013 07:32 PM
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Wanna hear bad accents come to my house I'm from Boston and my husband is from the deep south. Its been 10 years he still can't understand me and he talks to slow for me but we make it work.
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lol you think thats bad? imagine if youd married somebody from deepest Glasgow youd have to employ a permanent interpreter
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Glasgow...definitely. When I met a man from Glasgow while visiting the UK, I felt awful because I barely could understand one word out of fifteen. I had to ask someone else to help me out, because there was clearly a communication barrier!
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i can barely understand em i live 200 miles away
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01/23/2013 07:34 PM
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I'm from the Pacific Northwest, and some of the accents that bother me the most are British (although I can't make out which ones they are but the ones that are very grating and also one like PIERS MORGAN's accent is just annoying as all heck (but maye it's cuz he's so obnoxious).

I love some of the beautiful accents from the South, Irish accents and I think Canadians sound cute.
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Horrendous.
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lmmmmaaaoooo thanks for that oh my giddy aunt that is like some lost middle earth kingdom of hick goblins loool still immensley interesting but i was laughin at your 'horrendous' comment lmmaaoo
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nobodies mentioned South African yet,not the most beautiful on the ear either but it seems to have escaped hatred thus far
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01/23/2013 07:43 PM
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OK PREPARE THYSELF FOR MY NEXT VIDEO I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE LOL, BUT THIS IS MY RETURN SHOT FOR THE APPALACHIAN VIDEO THIS IS OUR(BRITISH) WELL AT LEAST ONE OF APPALACHIAN EQUIVALENTS **** BE THEE PREPARED***** TO HEAR THE QUEENS ENGLISH BE EVISCERATED AND MUTILATED LOOOOOOOL I WARNED YOU THIS IS A VILLAGE A FEW MILES FROM ME IT IS BASED ON OLD LANCASHIRE AND NO DOUBT A FEW OF THESE MADE IT TO AMERICA IN THE COLONIAL BEGINNINGS
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01/23/2013 07:49 PM
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OK PREPARE THYSELF FOR MY NEXT VIDEO I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE LOL, BUT THIS IS MY RETURN SHOT FOR THE APPALACHIAN VIDEO THIS IS OUR(BRITISH) WELL AT LEAST ONE OF APPALACHIAN EQUIVALENTS **** BE THEE PREPARED***** TO HEAR THE QUEENS ENGLISH BE EVISCERATED AND MUTILATED LOOOOOOOL I WARNED YOU THIS IS A VILLAGE A FEW MILES FROM ME IT IS BASED ON OLD LANCASHIRE AND NO DOUBT A FEW OF THESE MADE IT TO AMERICA IN THE COLONIAL BEGINNINGS

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chuckle

Wtf was that?
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01/23/2013 07:53 PM
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OK PREPARE THYSELF FOR MY NEXT VIDEO I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE LOL, BUT THIS IS MY RETURN SHOT FOR THE APPALACHIAN VIDEO THIS IS OUR(BRITISH) WELL AT LEAST ONE OF APPALACHIAN EQUIVALENTS **** BE THEE PREPARED***** TO HEAR THE QUEENS ENGLISH BE EVISCERATED AND MUTILATED LOOOOOOOL I WARNED YOU THIS IS A VILLAGE A FEW MILES FROM ME IT IS BASED ON OLD LANCASHIRE AND NO DOUBT A FEW OF THESE MADE IT TO AMERICA IN THE COLONIAL BEGINNINGS

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chuckle

Wtf was that?
 Quoting: Debauchery


what the flying FUCK was that, more like!!

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01/23/2013 08:01 PM
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Ok throwing this out to the board,me im thinking hard there are so many grating shit accents but off the top of my head as a brit ill stick in our own horrible brummy accent but its not the worst some southern states drawls are horiffic but any way what do you think
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As a New Jersyan, I find the Brooklyn NY accent difficult to listen to. Some of the really deep Southern accents are unpleasant as well, but what do I know, I'm a "Joisy" girl.
 Quoting: INK3


Some Brooklyn accents can be a little intense depending on what part of Brooklyn and heritage, I admit that having grown up there. My accent isn't thick, but my father sounds like Joe Pesci at times. lmao

Queens accents can be just as bad, at times, too. All the boroughs, actually. Except Manhattan. hf
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily

I heard Brooklyn accent thats what i would call the architypal 'NY 'accent (the one the rest of the world regards as wholesale NY.My NJ friend has a poster on her web page with bennies go home apperently they not very enamoured with North Jersey coming down to holiday lol
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chuckle
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nobodies mentioned South African yet,not the most beautiful on the ear either but it seems to have escaped hatred thus far
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I find it very attractive when a woman speaks with that accent.
Also one of the very few I can't do a decent imitation of.

I love their vernacular "I promize yu bru, I saw a blek rob yur shoes just nao."
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01/23/2013 08:57 PM
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OK PREPARE THYSELF FOR MY NEXT VIDEO I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE LOL, BUT THIS IS MY RETURN SHOT FOR THE APPALACHIAN VIDEO THIS IS OUR(BRITISH) WELL AT LEAST ONE OF APPALACHIAN EQUIVALENTS **** BE THEE PREPARED***** TO HEAR THE QUEENS ENGLISH BE EVISCERATED AND MUTILATED LOOOOOOOL I WARNED YOU THIS IS A VILLAGE A FEW MILES FROM ME IT IS BASED ON OLD LANCASHIRE AND NO DOUBT A FEW OF THESE MADE IT TO AMERICA IN THE COLONIAL BEGINNINGS

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chuckle

Wtf was that?
 Quoting: Debauchery


what the flying FUCK was that, more like!!

blink
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32876044

well i warned ya its the precurser to wigan accent and many lancashire accents the words use are middle english ans some earlier
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01/23/2013 10:30 PM
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Re: worst English speaking world 'ACCENT' or 'DIALECT' thoughts?
nobodies mentioned South African yet,not the most beautiful on the ear either but it seems to have escaped hatred thus far
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32834583


I find it very attractive when a woman speaks with that accent.
Also one of the very few I can't do a decent imitation of.

I love their vernacular "I promize yu bru, I saw a blek rob yur shoes just nao."
 Quoting: Lucky Charms
alan partridge does a funny piss take of the afrikkan akcent
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01/23/2013 10:52 PM
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Re: worst English speaking world 'ACCENT' or 'DIALECT' thoughts?
Ok throwing this out to the board,me im thinking hard there are so many grating shit accents but off the top of my head as a brit ill stick in our own horrible brummy accent but its not the worst some southern states drawls are horiffic but any way what do you think
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hasn't the UK got plenty of people who talk so different that they can't understand each other?
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OK PREPARE THYSELF FOR MY NEXT VIDEO I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE LOL, BUT THIS IS MY RETURN SHOT FOR THE APPALACHIAN VIDEO THIS IS OUR(BRITISH) WELL AT LEAST ONE OF APPALACHIAN EQUIVALENTS **** BE THEE PREPARED***** TO HEAR THE QUEENS ENGLISH BE EVISCERATED AND MUTILATED LOOOOOOOL I WARNED YOU THIS IS A VILLAGE A FEW MILES FROM ME IT IS BASED ON OLD LANCASHIRE AND NO DOUBT A FEW OF THESE MADE IT TO AMERICA IN THE COLONIAL BEGINNINGS

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