worst English speaking world 'ACCENT' or 'DIALECT' thoughts?

Geordie!

As a New Jersyan, I find the Brooklyn NY accent difficult to listen to. Some of the really deep Southern accents are unpleasant as well, but what do I know, I'm a "Joisy" girl.

Fuck that London has some fucking gutter slang. I fink dat byrd just clacked that head in is yarbulls.

hasn't the UK got plenty of people who talk so different that they can't understand each other?

lmao it was a toss up between that and brummy in our place but Brummy for me just doesnt have any redeeming features,it just doesnt have and gravitas at all .

I love the New Joisy accent but even Joisy differs from place to place i mean no way Philly accent is like Newark

Yes, it does.

Hard to beat some of these orators we've got around here.

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Not far off the mark.The diversity is ridiculous all the major accents in uk are so ridiculously unique to the other

Well thank you! NJ and Philly are worlds apart, but the Southern NJ accent is like Philly. Newark? very North Jersey, but not as much so as Jersey City. For such a small state, we have a lot of regional differences.

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Any language or dialect spoken nasally is horrible.

I'm an Aussie, and once on another website I asked if I could practise speaking Australian as I was planning to visit Australia soon.

I spoke fast, nasally Australian and I sounded exactly like the people whom I was conversing with.

I got booted! I guess they didn't like the way they sounded either!

Glaswegian *weegie* as it's called.

Right here in Ireland.

I meet people every day and I don't have a clue what they're saying.

The raw Dublin accent is bad, but at least understandable.
The Cork accent is... amusing, but somewhat comprehensible.

But head into the wilds of the midlands and they may as well be speaking Martian.

OK JUST TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS UTTER WEIRDNESS IVE FOUND ON YOU TUBE......It is an isolated community on west coast USA that stil has a very distinct Cornish(from Cornwall England)accent after 300+years weeiiird

Lol What about Galway is that easy on the ear?

Well I'm from Galway and I believe I speak with a pretty neutral accent.

That said I have been told I sound slightly American... too much TV as a child most likely.

A lot of Galway people have this weird posh accent, like "ya ya darling" but that's probably a leftover from when we were rich and thought we were hot shit.

Need some frankness ere what would you consider the worst Oz accent is? by worst it could be the most broad/raw sounding the most illiterate or 'thick' as in not the sharpest tool in the box accent?????

lmmmaaaaoooo omg i am officially educated lol now i understand why Galway has been treated with derision by other Irish ive met in the past now i know the 'SNOBBY IRISH' LOL .

If it's VA, that would be East Coast.

I'd love to listen, but apparently my speakers aren't working : (

Yeah lol im usually spot on with geography i must had a senior moment with west coast lol

I met a couple in Disneyworld and they had a real hard to understand accent. I asked if they were from the midlands on Great Britain. They smiled and said no, that they were from Australia. They sounded like Lisa DoLittle in "My Fair Lady".
Bloimey!

I've heard Irish people that I thought were American. Some parts of Ireland maybe? Also have read that the NY accent was heavily influenced by Irish immigrants.

Say "G'daymateHowyagoin?" Really quickly through your nose.

It is horrendous... I can criticise only because I am far better edumacationalised and speak proper.

Where about in NJ dya come from i know someone extremley well from Toms river on the coast

That's just jealousy because Galway is such an awesome party town full of hot students, drugs and music.

Galways is like the Bohemian capital of Ireland, we're neck deep in poets and artists and musicians and shit.

So yeah, it can get pretty pretentious at times but trust me, if you're at a party in Ireland... the last man standing is gonna be from Galway.

Also where I live is a haunt for celebrity types from all over the world because nobody gives a fuck who they are.

Quentin Tarintino once had a beer in my local all by himself, no entourage or whatever and people were like "who's the loner in the corner?"

"Oh it's yer man who did Pulp Fiction... anyway is anyone playing darts or what?"

If that was Dublin, poor fucker would have been swamped by assholes.

Wanna hear bad accents come to my house I'm from Boston and my husband is from the deep south. Its been 10 years he still can't understand me and he talks to slow for me but we make it work.

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