worst English speaking world 'ACCENT' or 'DIALECT' thoughts?

Boston too.

Last time I was over I thought I may as well have stayed at home, Irish bars full of people speaking like Irish all with Irish names.

Fucking disgusting Guinness though. >.<

lol you think thats bad? imagine if youd married somebody from deepest Glasgow youd have to employ a permanent interpreter

Youve just hit on one of my fuckin pet hates people who lay on their friggin accent when they go to another place so that evreybody can hear their huge big mouths ,another pet hate is people we call 'plastic scouscers',people who live outside Liverpool but have perfected a more pronounced liverpool accent as though they come from the actual city(like puttin on an accent somehow amongst chavs gives social parlance or kudos ........puuuuuuuke oh i am such a snobby basterd lmao

Yes i must admit i loved that about Ireland you can be who you are without the pretensions fakery.England is wall to wall wannabes and xfactor chavs.When i went to Ireland i stayed near killarney but spent most time driving to the beach around the Dingle peninsula loved it was feckin expensive though till i realised id picked the tourist pubs i have to say fish and chips was shite even f***** LIDL was expensive lol we stayed in a caravan for cheapness the mother in law wanted to get in touch with her IRISH side half of my town in merseyside has Irish anscestory but i imagine youd get pissed off after a while with all these geneology anoraks comin over "Hello im your 4th cousin removed on your great uncle Conchobars side

I just tell them outrageous lies.

My favourite one is that leprechauns were invented in the 50s to boost tourism.

I also like to feed them BS about their "Irish family" like how 100 years ago their ancestors were well known sheep thieves and it's better not to mention the family name as "grudges last a long time over here."

everybody in Australia talks pretty much the same, there aren't huge differences like regional dialects or accents.

the only people who talk different are immigrants, but their children end up sounding just like all the other Australians.

That's an easy one: American Urban Jungle Monkey

Best accent: Boston MA

Worst accent: low class London British makes me want to tear my fuckin hair out.

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Its sad in a way lol because people need to chase this romantic myth of being something else.I got wise to this very early on and promptly gave up the 'Irish roots fantasy'.But alas i loved it over there and we had to keep up the bullshit for her dear old mum walking round boring grey graveyards near Kilmacow in pissing down rain lol.In Killarney Americans with money to burn swallowed every 'Oh Danny Boy'pill in every friggin pub with some bored shitless Irish lad whos seen it a 1000 times before.I hate obviously commercial aspects of tourism and tourist areas so I spent my time as a beach bum in the lovely Atlantic ocean

When you say low class London you talkin 'Essex chav' or the " i didnt bovver wiv it man "?(mind you thats more chav hoody) cockney east end is pretty cool

You talk the same but the regional hatred is acute eg i detect that in rugby league everybody detests MANLY and also there seems to be some stiff banter between queensland and NSW surely to God Perth dont sound like hard Sydney accent?

Is that like "shut it you tart that's an order! We're the Sweeny and we 'aven't had any dinner!"?

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Essex chav.

It's absolutely fucking repulsive.

The other British accents are awesome though. Couldn't have my Boston accent without it...!

yes there is sporting rivalry

no you can't tell somebody is from Perth or Sydney or Tasmania by how they talk

"Shat your facking marf you nonce " or words to that effect i havent a fackin clue bout cockerney rhyming slang dont ask me lol

When you say other Britsh awesome accent do you mean..........Liverpool(scouse)Its a bugs life kids animation done to liverpool language

The bloody English!
I don't know if fags took over the country
hundreds of years back, but they all sound fruity.

Researchers in the early twentieth century went
into the backwoods of Appalachia in the most isolated
regions, and found people who still spoke the dialects
and accents that their ancestors brought over from
England, and it wasn't ANYTHING like how the English
sound today.

Sounded sort of a cross between Boston and
the Beverly Hillbillies. Very weird, but at least
not fruity tooty sounding.

Who cares about the English language? Perhaps one of the youngest languages on the planet?? You cannot be serious.

Glasgow...definitely. When I met a man from Glasgow while visiting the UK, I felt awful because I barely could understand one word out of fifteen. I had to ask someone else to help me out, because there was clearly a communication barrier!

Some Brooklyn accents can be a little intense depending on what part of Brooklyn and heritage, I admit that having grown up there. My accent isn't thick, but my father sounds like Joe Pesci at times.

Queens accents can be just as bad, at times, too. All the boroughs, actually. Except Manhattan.

Ebonics

Liverpool (Scouse) The Shining voice over


liverpool weather forecast lmao

The weather guy reminds me of Lister from Red Dwarf. :-)

ffs frooty tooty sounding lol how the hell you cameto that conclsuion but from an anthropological angle the Appallachian thang is very interesting a bit like that weird tangier island isolated community i posted earlier i spoke to a dude from some hick weird place in the backwaters and he said his teachers were at a loss as to why he was so good at Shakespearian English to him he said many of the words phrases idioms syntax were retained in his isolated hick world

Yes you noticed Lister is a scouser omg an american recognised a liverpool accent at last lol most times you americans think we have a regular English accent whatever regular is

Gay

4583, I have an excuse...I was married for several years to a guy from Bedfordshire. Before that, I couldn't tell the difference between a particular UK accent and an Australian accent.

Interesting in the middle of that i detected a most definite English FLAT vowel somethin i hear much in east coast Canadian a lot.I love accents Think thats afirst for me a cleveland accent

I heard Brooklyn accent thats what i would call the architypal 'NY 'accent (the one the rest of the world regards as wholesale NY.My NJ friend has a poster on her web page with bennies go home apperently they not very enamoured with North Jersey coming down to holiday lol

Horrendous.