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I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.

 
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I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
Urinals now come up to your stomach and even chest height sometimes. What gives? Urinals used to be close to the ground. What happened to thee good ole days?
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01/23/2013 08:59 PM
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
Im the only one that hates peeing on my tippy toes?
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01/23/2013 09:02 PM
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
I prefer a high urinal, they splash less and are easier for the janitor to clean.
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
I prefer a high urinal, they splash less and are easier for the janitor to clean.
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not true. and when they do splash you get it on your clopthes
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
don't they still have little boy urinals?
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
I prefer a high urinal, they splash less and are easier for the janitor to clean.
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Are you also a janitor?

huh

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01/23/2013 09:16 PM
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
Wear your stilettos.
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01/23/2013 09:19 PM
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
I prefer a high urinal, they splash less and are easier for the janitor to clean.
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Are you also a janitor?

huh
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I thought the same
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01/23/2013 09:21 PM
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
Bad midget genes. We eugenic people should not have to pee in low urinals just because your family is inbred.
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01/23/2013 09:23 PM
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
Bad midget genes. We eugenic people should not have to pee in low urinals just because your family is inbred.
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how tall are you?
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01/23/2013 09:33 PM
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How tall are you OP?
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01/23/2013 09:34 PM
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
maybe they are expecting giants soon and need higher up piss bowls for them.

I always pull my pee pee real tight and shoot a high stream to the bowl.
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
How tall are you OP?
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6'2
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PEE TARDS
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How tall are you OP?
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6'2
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And you think they're high?

That's nuts.
I'm 6'0" and I think they're perfect.
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How tall are you OP?
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6'2
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And you think they're high?

That's nuts.
I'm 6'0" and I think they're perfect.
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Some of them come to my waist. If I use them where am I suppose to shake without letting my penis touch the bottom of the urinal?
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I prefer a high urinal, they splash less and are easier for the janitor to clean.
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Are you also a janitor?

huh
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my wife is, so I get to hear all about it.
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
5 Stars from me..Yup I use the kiddy ones (so they are called).. I didn't know at first...Thought the smaller to da floor are for real men with slongs..Guess not??!!..No way is my slong or balls touching a dirty urinal...My women expect cleanest and that's what they get..
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
How tall are you OP?
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6'2
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And you think they're high?

That's nuts.
I'm 6'0" and I think they're perfect.
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Some of them come to my waist. If I use them where am I suppose to shake without letting my penis touch the bottom of the urinal?
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Are you the guy who likes to pee in the sink?

The sink is not the urinal.
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
I'm 5'7 and I've went through some shit to use a urinal. I've held on to stalls and lifted myself up, I've done the golden arch, I've even tried tip toes and I could barely do it once I touched the lip with my hand and felt so disgusted I just started pissing in the floor from then on.

Fuck that shit.
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
I'm 5'7 and I've went through some shit to use a urinal. I've held on to stalls and lifted myself up, I've done the golden arch, I've even tried tip toes and I could barely do it once I touched the lip with my hand and felt so disgusted I just started pissing in the floor from then on.

Fuck that shit.
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cruise
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
I'm 5'7 and I've went through some shit to use a urinal. I've held on to stalls and lifted myself up, I've done the golden arch, I've even tried tip toes and I could barely do it once I touched the lip with my hand and felt so disgusted I just started pissing in the floor from then on.

Fuck that shit.
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Yea, thing is 5'7 is not even short. Who the fuck are these urinals for? Remember the urinals that used to go all the way down to the ground? They don't make those anymore. I guess their made so men stand back about 4 feet and try to arch it in like a basketball net. But then you might as well just piss floor because you still have to let the loose ends out.
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
Standing on tiptoes while peeing leads to male pattern baldness. I have proof. Don't do it OP.

nono
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
How tall are you OP?
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6'2
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Maybe a better question is "what is your inseam"? 24?
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
How tall are you OP?
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6'2
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Maybe a better question is "what is your inseam"? 24?
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Not sure what you're getting at
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
Piss on the floor. That's what I do. I do it just for fun even if the urinals are at the proper height.
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
How tall are you OP?
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6'2
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Maybe a better question is "what is your inseam"? 24?
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Not sure what you're getting at
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He's saying you are disproportionate to your height.
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
I like the urinals that go to the floor. It makes me feel like I'm pissing outside on the ground. Either way, unless I'm alone in the bathroom, I'm pissing in a stall. I don't care what anybody says, when you whip your dick out in front of a bunch of guys that's gay as phuck.
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6'2
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Maybe a better question is "what is your inseam"? 24?
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Not sure what you're getting at
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He's saying you are disproportionate to your height.
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Lets say I was. What is the point in making urinals 5 feet off the ground? Some bathrooms have them at a decent height but the newer ones all have them at chin height.
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Re: I hate how most urinals now are made so damn high! Its stupid.
Urinals now come up to your stomach and even chest height sometimes. What gives? Urinals used to be close to the ground. What happened to thee good ole days?
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shut up Tiny

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