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Oh Snap @%#...check out these brutally funny comments on O the fly master story
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Sh!t for brains poster child.

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obozo_the_gelded_clown 46 seconds ago

What does he expect....Lord Barry Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies...sometimes the truth is just right in front of us...or, in Barry's case flying all around him...

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Wormwood11 2 minutes ago

The fly didn't have a Republican bone in it's body. Next question on the smell please!

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USARN 4 minutes ago

He is so gross, yuck.

A fly in winter? If this happened in DC I doubt the fly came from outside as it has been below freezing temps there. Was Obama even at the WH? Or was he off again on one of his million dollar topical vacations with Moochie and the kids?

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fred 4 minutes ago

Flies like BS

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FrankHerbert 4 minutes ago

he's just that nasty an individual that he naturally attracts flies. "like flies on sh1t" as the saying goes

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ObamaIsGodAwful 6 minutes ago

Barack Obama is the wind beneath their wings. Fly, fly, fly...

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jerryhenry 7 minutes ago

Has anyone thought about the possibility that Obama attracts flies? I know that dog poop does.

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Hastings Lamb 7 minutes ago

Boy, every time I go out, except during winter, to pick up the dog scat, flies are all over it!

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Soul Leister 7 minutes ago

You can take him out of the gay bathhouses in chicago but still can't get the (trouser) flies off his face.

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lynn12345 7 minutes ago

Earlier Moochelle sat on his face.

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rfrapal 8 minutes ago

What is there to say except that flies are attracted to HORSE DUNG!

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GoneFishing 9 minutes ago

My sincere, heartfelt sympathies...to the flies!

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Soul Leister 9 minutes ago

Even polished turds are irresistable to flies.

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John 9 minutes ago

Well, we know what attracts flies....

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Soul Leister 10 minutes ago

He's rotten to the core, so much so flies can't resist his stink.

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jimadoo 10 minutes ago

Maybe he should take a shower? Drawing flies in January is not good.

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seeyallyall 10 minutes ago

Beelzebub. The lord of the flies. Doesn't anyone read the Bible anymore?

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cuffy_meigs 10 minutes ago

I'm sure he got all misty-eyed (when the fly recognized him for what he is) wistfully recalling his Afican birthplace.

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Ben_Fraudnanke 10 minutes ago

Obama could just use his snake tongue and shoo the fly away!

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Tucsonense 11 minutes ago

How embarrassing that this is even made into a story!

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Marshall Cypress 11 minutes ago

Flies are attracted to stink.

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pwdctg 11 minutes ago

You just can not fool them flies!!

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Ephesians 3 12 minutes ago

Beelzebub n.; literally "god of insects"; ba'al (see Baal), a fly. 1. the chief devil; Satan. 2. any devil. 3. in Milton's Paradise Lost, Satan's chief lieutenant among the fallen angels. - Webster's New World dictionary, College edition, 1966

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ObamaIsGodAwful 12 minutes ago

Marxism is unsanitary.

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The fly and President Obama. For the 3rd time. Score now is Obama 1 Fly 2. Best of 5 maybe? [link to t.co]

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Re: Oh Snap @%#...check out these brutally funny comments on O the fly master story
Best part is its on drudges big picture
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It's Biblical !
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Best part is its on drudges big picture
[link to www.drudgereport.com]
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THATS HIS LITTLE BUDDY THAT PUTS CRAZY THOUGHTS IN HIS HEAD, HE,S ALLWAYS AROUND, HE USUALLY HIDES IN HIS EAR, BUT SOMETIMES COMES OUT FOR A CAMEO.SOMETIMES HE GETS STUCK OR IS SLEEPING ,HENSE THIS >ohappy

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baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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Re: Oh Snap @%#...check out these brutally funny comments on O the fly master story
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," t he cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Wait a minute, are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."
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Re: Oh Snap @%#...check out these brutally funny comments on O the fly master story
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," t he cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Wait a minute, are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."
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baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.