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5.0 out of 5 stars Helped me teach my son about the Imperial forces December 17, 2012
By Rambone
Durability: 5.0 out of 5 stars Educational: 4.0 out of 5 stars Fun: 5.0 out of 5 stars
My son is very interested in joining the Imperial forces when he grows up. He says he's not sure if he wants to help police the homeland or if he wants to invade foreign countries. So I thought a new Predator drone toy would be a nice gift for him. These drones are used both domestically and internationally, to spy on people and assassinate them at the Emperor's discretion. He just loves flying his drone around our house, dropping Hellfire missiles on Scruffy, our dog. He kept saying that Scruffy was a terror suspect and needed to be taken out. I asked him if Scruffy should get a trial first, and he quoted Lindsay Graham, Imperial Senator: "Shut up Scruffy, you don't get a trial!" I was so proud. I think I'll buy him some video games that promote martial law for Christmas.

PRICELESS !!!
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Another:

It's like i'm sitting right there in the White House! January 4, 2013
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This is the best toy ever. Finally, I can pretend that I'm a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize!
It's like I'm sitting right there in the White House with my very own kill list!
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Another:
You've had a busy play day - You've wiretapped Mom's cell phone and e-mail without a warrant, you've indefinitely detained your little brother Timmy in the linen closet without trial, and you've confiscated all the Super-Soakers from the neighborhood children (after all, why does any kid - besides you, of course - even NEED a Super-Soaker for self-defense? A regular water pistol should be enough). What do you do for an encore?

That's where the US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator from Maisto comes in. Let's say that Dad has been labeled a terrorist in secret through your disposition matrix. Rather than just arrest him and go through the hassle of trying and convicting him in a court of law, and having to fool with all those terrorist-loving Constitutional protections, you can just use one of these flying death robots to assassinate him! Remember, due process and oversight are for sissies. Plus, you get the added bonus of taking out potential terrorists before they've even done anything - estimates have determined that you can kill up to 49 potential future terrorists of any age for every confirmed terrorist you kill, and with the innovative 'double-tap' option, you can even kill a few terrorist first responders, preventing them from committing terrorist acts like helping the wounded and rescuing survivors trapped in the rubble. Don't let Dad get away with anti-American activities! Show him who's boss, whether he's at a wedding, a funeral, or just having his morning coffee. Sow fear and carnage in your wake! Win a Nobel Peace Prize and be declared Time Magazine's Person of the Year - Twice!

This goes well with the Maisto Extraordinary Rendition playset, by the way - which gives you all the tools you need to kidnap the family pet and take him for interrogation at a neighbor's house, where the rules of the Geneva Convention may not apply. Loads of fun!
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this must be pinned
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This is the best toy ever. Finally, I can pretend that I'm a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize!
It's like I'm sitting right there in the White House with my very own kill list!
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Just one more:

I bought this for my son and he spent countless, blissful hours simulating massacres of weddings, funerals, and other family gatherings of brown skinned foreigners! He even realized that if he circled the drone back around on the first responders, his effective kill rate soared! Neat-o!

Educationally, this toy can't be beat - inculcating a predilection for indiscriminate, imperialist violence against non-combatants from oppressed and marginalized communities is precisely in accordance with truly "American values!"

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Lmao but so sad!
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lol awesome
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Please please can somebody copy or mirror that page before they pull it?!? It's priceless! We must save it for posterity.
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Shin pittage now

How many AC pin votes does it take to getta pin? Is the number required a big fucking secret like how many craigslist flags does it take to censor a CL post? Or what?
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My stomach hurts from laughing so hard:
I cant begin to state how great this toy is. I no longer allow my son Little Jimmy to play with toy guns because they are bad and no one should have them. However, there is no better feeling in the world to know that you are on the good guys side when blowing up the evil people of your backyard. I only wish this toy came with small appendages to scatter about the back yard to make it more life like. Im even thinking about going to a Halloween store and picking up lots of fake blood to scatter around the yard. Little Jimmy just loves this toy as we blow the crap out of all the bad people who dress differently than us and pray to the wrong god. As we all know killing children with guns in america is bad, but killing children in other countries with armed united states drones, is great. I can not recommend this toy enough for the future little serial killer, mass murder in your house hold. If he gets really good with this, he could even become a future american leader.

Better then crying...
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Just noticed the product is out of stock! Darn, I was going to buy one!
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Please please can somebody copy or mirror that page before they pull it?!? It's priceless! We must save it for posterity.
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Sorry another one:

After a hard work week, I like to have my Predator drone scan the skies for evil doers. Crack addicted welfare recipient? Nope, that's an American Patriot! Scanning more.... Occucrapper raping a woman? Nope, an American Patriot. WHAT'S THIS ?!?!? There's a white man with a GUN trying to stop the American Patriot from his right to rape ?!?!?!? HOW DARE HE !! FEEL THE UNFURLED WRATH OF NDAA APPROVED HELLFIRE FURY !!!!!!!!!! Ah, the satisfaction of a good kill. Scanning for more targets. A gang of Zetas running human slaves across the border? Nope, soon to be American Patriots, and loyal Obama voters. What's THIS ?!?!?! A protest of paying high taxes ?!?!?! FEEL THE FURY OF OBAMA APPROVED TAX PAYER BOUGHT AND PAID FOR FAIR SHARE OF JUSTICE !!!!

Hey, can someone get Beyonce in here on a stripper pole to sing the German National Anthem from 1938 while I play with this? Have her juggle my Nobel Peace prize while she's at it. Ah it's good to be the king. I love my people. PULL !!!


Making my Friday night!!

My first pin!!! Thanks!!!!!!

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Sorry another one:

After a hard work week, I like to have my Predator drone scan the skies for evil doers. Crack addicted welfare recipient? Nope, that's an American Patriot! Scanning more.... Occucrapper raping a woman? Nope, an American Patriot. WHAT'S THIS ?!?!? There's a white man with a GUN trying to stop the American Patriot from his right to rape ?!?!?!? HOW DARE HE !! FEEL THE UNFURLED WRATH OF NDAA APPROVED HELLFIRE FURY !!!!!!!!!! Ah, the satisfaction of a good kill. Scanning for more targets. A gang of Zetas running human slaves across the border? Nope, soon to be American Patriots, and loyal Obama voters. What's THIS ?!?!?! A protest of paying high taxes ?!?!?! FEEL THE FURY OF OBAMA APPROVED TAX PAYER BOUGHT AND PAID FOR FAIR SHARE OF JUSTICE !!!!

Hey, can someone get Beyonce in here on a stripper pole to sing the German National Anthem from 1938 while I play with this? Have her juggle my Nobel Peace prize while she's at it. Ah it's good to be the king. I love my people. PULL !!!


Making my Friday night!!

My first pin!!! Thanks!!!!!!
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1,968 of 2,047 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Helped me teach my son about the Imperial forces December 17, 2012
By Rambone
Durability: 5.0 out of 5 stars Educational: 4.0 out of 5 stars Fun: 5.0 out of 5 stars
My son is very interested in joining the Imperial forces when he grows up. He says he's not sure if he wants to help police the homeland or if he wants to invade foreign countries. So I thought a new Predator drone toy would be a nice gift for him. These drones are used both domestically and internationally, to spy on people and assassinate them at the Emperor's discretion. He just loves flying his drone around our house, dropping Hellfire missiles on Scruffy, our dog. He kept saying that Scruffy was a terror suspect and needed to be taken out. I asked him if Scruffy should get a trial first, and he quoted Lindsay Graham, Imperial Senator: "Shut up Scruffy, you don't get a trial!" I was so proud. I think I'll buy him some video games that promote martial law for Christmas.

PRICELESS !!!
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Brilliant! laugh
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A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum.
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I wonder if all those reviews are from one person? Hilarious nonetheless. Deadly hilarious.

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A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum.
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Awesome! MUST read!
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Gawd, and Obummer thinks nobody's paying attention, that what he's doing is norm-L. Nope, not deranged sick to the soul.
Fantastic amazon comments.

Gotta say this though, glp's gonna git you for copyrite violation. :(
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Classic comments. Lol
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Gawd, and Obummer thinks nobody's paying attention, that what he's doing is norm-L. Nope, not deranged sick to the soul.
Fantastic amazon comments.

Gotta say this though, glp's gonna git you for copyrite violation. :(
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you can't quote amazon reviews??
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thats fucking hilarious!!!!

...and sad as fuck too

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thats fucking hilarious!!!!

...and sad as fuck too


I try to keep laughing to refrain from uncontrollable weeping.
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Have a look at the 1 stars just as funny or sad?

Whether your violating constitutional rights at home, or bombing children abroad, this toy's perfect for all clandestine missions! Double tap strike to triple your pleasure and casualties!
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thats fucking hilarious!!!!

...and sad as fuck too


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I hope foreigners and those who have been victims of these drones dont loose our sense of extreme sarcasm in translation. Some of the posts are funny but I think we should express more outrage. At least people are talking about it.
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Priceless.

You can't tell me people aren't waking up. Wow.
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Another:
You've had a busy play day - You've wiretapped Mom's cell phone and e-mail without a warrant, you've indefinitely detained your little brother Timmy in the linen closet without trial, and you've confiscated all the Super-Soakers from the neighborhood children (after all, why does any kid - besides you, of course - even NEED a Super-Soaker for self-defense? A regular water pistol should be enough). What do you do for an encore?
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I'm purchasing one of these drones for my nephew as a visual aid. I'm training him that if he can use these drones to kill enough innocent people he'll be named Time Magazine's Person of the Year twice and win the Nobel Peace Prize someday
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This is the best toy ever. Finally, I can pretend that I'm a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize!
It's like I'm sitting right there in the White House with my very own kill list!
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Thanks man, this is entertainment !!


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