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I Have A Death Wish

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/26/2013 09:06 PM
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I Have A Death Wish
Just like everyone else I have a million and 1 problems, but money ain't one of 'em. Where I'm at in life now, I've just thrown away my college future and the promise of possibly meeting a girl there, all for chances to get high. Sad, I know. Now I've devised a new future for myself in which I live in a remote tropical wilderness basically growing a huge food and drug garden. I only require that it be a large enough stretch of land in which to hide my garden. Originally when I first dreamed of this suicide option the destination was the heart of the Amazon Rainforest, but there was always the Candiru Penis fish lurking in the back of my mind. Perhaps what the Candiru Penis fish stood for was even far scarier: Insects, Parasites, Predators, etc. The appeal of the Amazon was not just the majestic rivers and waterfalls, but the vast unexplored territory. All my life all I've ever wanted to do was study it's insects and other animals(plants and fungi too). But I just thought more and more about it's dangers and I decided "no". So now I've decided to pick another tropical rain forest. I have it down to Malaysia, New Guinea, and Sri Lanka. My plan is pretty simple, get a job, save up, buy all the seeds and supplies I'll be needing, then get on a plane to my new haven. All I regret is that there are no women in the wilderness, but I must stay strong. Eventually, when I've had enough of being stoned off my ass discovering new species, I will pick up my paper chains and become a part of the system once again. A system that I can now only hope allows everyone to grow weed freely and a system that requires cannabis for fuel and food.bonghit
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01/26/2013 09:08 PM
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Why don't you try helping others in some way you selfish prick.
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01/26/2013 09:11 PM
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Just like everyone else I have a million and 1 problems, but money ain't one of 'em. Where I'm at in life now, I've just thrown away my college future and the promise of possibly meeting a girl there, all for chances to get high. Sad, I know. Now I've devised a new future for myself in which I live in a remote tropical wilderness basically growing a huge food and drug garden. I only require that it be a large enough stretch of land in which to hide my garden. Originally when I first dreamed of this suicide option the destination was the heart of the Amazon Rainforest, but there was always the Candiru Penis fish lurking in the back of my mind. Perhaps what the Candiru Penis fish stood for was even far scarier: Insects, Parasites, Predators, etc. The appeal of the Amazon was not just the majestic rivers and waterfalls, but the vast unexplored territory. All my life all I've ever wanted to do was study it's insects and other animals(plants and fungi too). But I just thought more and more about it's dangers and I decided "no". So now I've decided to pick another tropical rain forest. I have it down to Malaysia, New Guinea, and Sri Lanka. My plan is pretty simple, get a job, save up, buy all the seeds and supplies I'll be needing, then get on a plane to my new haven. All I regret is that there are no women in the wilderness, but I must stay strong. Eventually, when I've had enough of being stoned off my ass discovering new species, I will pick up my paper chains and become a part of the system once again. A system that I can now only hope allows everyone to grow weed freely and a system that requires cannabis for fuel and food.bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33014946

Dude. Don't be a slave to that shit.
Used in moderation and at the appropriate time it's great.
But to smoke it all day everyday, is just a waste of a life.
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01/26/2013 09:14 PM
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Is that you, Charlie??

Dr. Greenthumb (OP)

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01/26/2013 09:19 PM

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Rakiura National Park is now a blip on my radar... This world has so many escapes left, it's nice...
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01/26/2013 09:24 PM

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Why don't you try helping others in some way you selfish prick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31976161


Believe me, I'd like to say that I've discovered the solution to ending all of humanity's suffering, but the only way to show them I suppose is to prove it.
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01/26/2013 09:25 PM
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Why don't you try helping others in some way you selfish prick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31976161


Believe me, I'd like to say that I've discovered the solution to ending all of humanity's suffering, but the only way to show them I suppose is to prove it.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Yea, you're really curing cancer by running off to get high all day, mope around and do nothing productive.
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01/26/2013 09:26 PM

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To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
Dr. Greenthumb (OP)

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01/26/2013 09:27 PM

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Why don't you try helping others in some way you selfish prick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31976161


Believe me, I'd like to say that I've discovered the solution to ending all of humanity's suffering, but the only way to show them I suppose is to prove it.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Yea, you're really curing cancer by running off to get high all day, mope around and do nothing productive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31976161


Thing is, I don't need to invent the cure for cancer when it already exists. You do know that cannabis has every little thing the human body needs? I guarantee that a diet stapled with weed will yield a cancer-free life.
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01/26/2013 09:30 PM
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Why don't you try helping others in some way you selfish prick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31976161


Believe me, I'd like to say that I've discovered the solution to ending all of humanity's suffering, but the only way to show them I suppose is to prove it.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Yea, you're really curing cancer by running off to get high all day, mope around and do nothing productive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31976161


Thing is, I don't need to invent the cure for cancer when it already exists. You do know that cannabis has every little thing the human body needs? I guarantee that a diet stapled with weed will yield a cancer-free life.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


I see one thing it doesn't have - the ability for you to see past yourself and your own stupid childish "needs".

If you're at the end of your rope, why not do something good for some of the billions of people on this planet who need your help? Go help sick kids, or animals, or the elderly or something.

Give something back for a change.
Dr. Greenthumb (OP)

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01/26/2013 10:03 PM

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You don't understand, my chosen career IS saving the world. I have many things on my to-do list, but forgive me if enjoying my own life is #1.
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01/26/2013 10:16 PM
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OP, don't worry about what others here are saying. The greatest beauty in life is that you are free to do as you wish. No matter what you are doing, you are doing the "right" thing.

You will know when it's time to change your path when you start to get bored with your current one.

People are dynamic--always changing and searching. You'll do well no matter what you choose.
A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum.
Dr. Greenthumb (OP)

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01/26/2013 10:26 PM

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This is my dream, minus a female.

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