Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?

Users Online Now: 2,597 (Who's On?)	Visitors Today: 35,304
Pageviews Today: 57,337	Threads Today: 20	Posts Today: 368
12:24 AM

Page 1 2 3 4 Bottom Search Replies Previous Page Next Page
Search Terms: Highlight Matches
Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? Tweet
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33126142 United Kingdom 01/27/2013 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree. And that orange? Full of squirt juice. Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

Anonymous Coward User ID: 32560771 United States 01/27/2013 10:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? Hmmm so if I eat a banana I am eating a penis???
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33126142 United Kingdom 01/27/2013 10:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? Plants use these fruits to reproduce. All those plant seeds be in them fruits!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33126142 United Kingdom 01/27/2013 10:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? Hmmm so if I eat a banana I am eating a penis??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32560771 A penis of a plant yes. Because the seeds are inside it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33126648 United States 01/27/2013 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? OP you are an idiot. The BLOSSOM is the reproductive organ. Next time you have an idea; just hang on to it. Dumbass.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33091287 United States 01/27/2013 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? hilarious

Anonymous Coward User ID: 33091287 United States 01/27/2013 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? better than the ASS of a cow
Anonymous Coward User ID: 649645 United States 01/27/2013 10:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? You saying thats why vagina is so sweet? Hey did you know Gods son is back, god being Zeus and his son Thor, or known as Thorium, the cleanest cheapest energy. [link to en.wikipedia.org] That shall set people free, put it on tees, bumper stickers everywhere, demand it, dont believe the lies.
Mickeyblue User ID: 9806228 United States 01/27/2013 10:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? You have way too much time on your hands.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32634539 United States 01/27/2013 10:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? OP you are an idiot. The BLOSSOM is the reproductive organ. Next time you have an idea; just hang on to it. Dumbass. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33126648
icepack User ID: 32438991 Germany 01/27/2013 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree. And that orange? Full of squirt juice. Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33126142 not the genitals, but the sperm. the sugar sweetens most of it though.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16858103 United States 01/27/2013 10:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? OOOh how exciting.....Now where is that cumquat????
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32973558 United States 01/27/2013 10:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16858103 United States 01/27/2013 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? better than the ASS of a cow Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33091287 Like OP???
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1065369 United States 01/27/2013 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? and they are delicious !
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33103162 United States 01/27/2013 11:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? And water is full of fish shit.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 6700856 United States 01/27/2013 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? From the Song of Solomon: Sgs 7:2 Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Some believe the translators screwed up the word translated as "navel." If you start at verse 7:1 you can see the poet works his way up his lover's body from her feet to her head/hair. Many believe he was not talking about her navel being full of mixed wine.....
Phennommennonn Senior Forum Moderator 01/27/2013 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? Hmmm so if I eat a banana I am eating a penis??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32560771 this thread is fucking great.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Queen Of Mean / VENOMmennonn *Dont fuck with me; ill jump on my menstrual cycle & run your ass over ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The universe responds NOT to what you want.....it responds to what you are being.......are you being what you want? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Visit The Official GLP Store [link to www.cafepress.com] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Subscribe to TheRawFeedLive On YouTube [link to youtube.com] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Become a member & subscribe to the GLPVC Podcast [link to members.therawfeedlive.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4614616 United States 01/27/2013 12:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? Well shit if pussy tasted as good as an orange, maybe I'd be willin to eat a whole lot more of it!
lupa14714 User ID: 23350068 United Kingdom 01/27/2013 12:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? what exactly do you think an egg is? church of euthanasia.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32681920 United States 01/27/2013 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? So veggies are afrodisiac! Now I understad why that cucumber turns me on! I am a male by the way.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 10562199 United States 01/27/2013 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Ima Pseudonym User ID: 28606251 United States 01/27/2013 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? Hmmm so if I eat a banana I am eating a penis??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32560771 this thread is fucking great.... Quoting: Phennommennonn no, this thread is fucking stupid morans on parade
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32916198 Canada 01/27/2013 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25949992 Finland 01/27/2013 12:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? mmmmmm nuts! I like this thread.
Saddletramp User ID: 736749 United States 01/27/2013 12:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? If you're ever in Texas you should try Calf Fries some time... I won't ruin it with spoiler about what they are... Just because you're paranoid don't mean they ain't out to get ya! Paranoid?!?!? I wish! Shit son, we're hell and gone from paranoid... We don't rent pigs... Come and take it!

Saddletramp User ID: 736749 United States 01/27/2013 12:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree. And that orange? Full of squirt juice. Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33126142 I'm pretty sure it took a "Stoner" to come up with this thread...I'll let OP verify or deny that.... Just because you're paranoid don't mean they ain't out to get ya! Paranoid?!?!? I wish! Shit son, we're hell and gone from paranoid... We don't rent pigs... Come and take it!
Nostril Domus User ID: 9357516 United States 01/27/2013 12:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Here for the moment User ID: 14554879 United States 01/27/2013 12:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? Have you ever tried to find the liver on a plant?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30663645 United States 01/27/2013 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? Oh Noooos dont tell the libtards!!! i like fruit and eggs too.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19315397 Mexico 01/27/2013 12:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant? OP, I am fine with that but still prefer your sister's fruits !
Page 1 2 3 4 Top Previous Page Next Page

Related Threads

Join Now, Free! (& No Ads!) Forgot Your Password?
Email	Password	Remember

1	U.S. Drone Pilot Explains What It’s Like When You realise You Just Killed A Kid	23h 54m
2	Men and women who blindly obey their sexual impulses do not realise to what psychic dangers they are exposing themselves	08/25/12
3	Men and women who blindly obey their sexual impulses do not realise to what psychic dangers they are exposing themselves	11/14/08
4	Men and women who blindly obey their sexual impulses do not realise to what psychic dangers they are exposing themselves	11/01/08
5	What will the Republicans/Democrats do when they realise the 2 party system was rigged against them?	10/20/12
6	What was the biggest lie told by your parents that you believed when you were a child, however later realised they had lied to you all along	03/09/11
7	I hope people realise that even if there was "Ammo" on this russia-syria plane it was planted. Russia doesnt need to do that covert shit!	10/11/12
8	When will us conspiritards realise?	02/18/13
9	When Jesus said-Whoa unto them that wish for the day of the lord- did he realise how shiity it was going to get?	12/20/12
10	When will we realise the Louisiana Sinkhole is going to be a Massive Disaster	10/06/12

Rate this Thread

Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?

News