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Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?

 
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wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OP, I am fine with that but still prefer your sister's fruits !

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sounds likke a mexican comment .
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OP you are an idiot.
The BLOSSOM is the reproductive organ.
Next time you have an idea; just hang on to it.
Dumbass.
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OP you are an idiot.
The BLOSSOM is the reproductive organ.
Next time you have an idea; just hang on to it.
Dumbass.
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hahaboy
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Yeah, actually the fruit is the "baby"...

So you're eating babies...

Fuckin' heathens...
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree.

And that orange? Full of squirt juice.

Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

yak
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Why couldn't you leave well enough alone?

I had just FINALLY started eating more fresh fruits, and now every time I look a a banana, or a cherry, I'll be visualizing this shit.

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this is probably the best thread I've ever seen on here
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What makes me laugh is all the tards getting mad at this thread like it hurts them.. Whiny little bitches. Dont click the thread if such a simple goofy statement gets you so mad.. Maybe your fat nerdy potato chip eating ass should be a little more angry about our republic getting destroyed from within..

Rage more tards
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
When you eat eggs your are eating a fetus and embryonic sack.
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Shitty science GLP thread
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Well shit if pussy tasted as good as an orange, maybe I'd be willin to eat a whole lot more of it!
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I know mushrooms smell like balls

Last Edited by MONSTER on 01/27/2013 01:48 PM
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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I know mushrooms smell like balls
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You've obviously been smelling the wrong balls darlin...

Or at the very least the wrong mushrooms...

Last Edited by Saddletramp on 01/27/2013 01:51 PM
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

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That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree.

And that orange? Full of squirt juice.

Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

yak
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Someones making progress in first grade science, yay for them!
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I know mushrooms smell like balls
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You've obviously been smelling the wrong balls darlin...

Or at the very least the wrong mushrooms...
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They have a woodsy smell, how many balls have you smelled?

Last Edited by MONSTER on 01/27/2013 01:59 PM
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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The sexual organs of a plant are the stamen and the pistol.

It's nearly IMPOSSIBLE to eat the balls of a plant as they don't make the fruit you could it the flower but how many people eat apple flowers?

After fertilization in the case of the apple the seed is the sexual organ and unless you eat apple seeds you don't eat the sexual organ but the sugar sources for the seeds to start growing.

So in most cases if you eat the seeds of plants you are VERY loosely eating a sexual organ but it's more like eating the plants babies the sex organs have already shriveled up and dissolved before the apple was mature.


Botany 101
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I know mushrooms smell like balls
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fruits of your loins?
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I know mushrooms smell like balls
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fruits of your loins?
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I am a female I dont have those kind of fruits
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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I know mushrooms smell like balls
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You've obviously been smelling the wrong balls darlin...

Or at the very least the wrong mushrooms...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


They have a woodsy smell, how many balls have you smelled?
 Quoting: MONSTER


You first...

laugh

Last Edited by Saddletramp on 01/27/2013 02:22 PM
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree.

And that orange? Full of squirt juice.

Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

yak
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I thought flowers were that....DEFLOWERED
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eat olives for the full experience then!

rofl
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
What about Clams and Oysters?

You pry the stinky fucker open to get a gooey, slimey, organ the cosistancy of a slug, and sort of looking like a snatch?

Butt anyway, those organs WANT you to eat them, thats why they taste so good?

Some fruits literally HAVE to pass through the digestive system of an animal in order to reproduce.
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and the oxygen we breathe is the fart of trees u2efine
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better than the ASS of a cow
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.........like my ex-wife.....
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I know mushrooms smell like balls
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You've obviously been smelling the wrong balls darlin...

Or at the very least the wrong mushrooms...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


They have a woodsy smell, how many balls have you smelled?
 Quoting: MONSTER



lol....I would've hoped the balls you've been smelling would smell more like Axe body wash...........
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
What makes me laugh is all the tards getting mad at this thread like it hurts them.. Whiny little bitches. Dont click the thread if such a simple goofy statement gets you so mad.. Maybe your fat nerdy potato chip eating ass should be a little more angry about our republic getting destroyed from within..

Rage more tards
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Laughed so so fucken hard I fell on the ground......agree 100 percent....
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
"
I know mushrooms smell like balls
"

WRONG...Balls smell like mushrooms?

And the penis has a semi-formed mushroom type tip, and the penis grows rapidly (like a mushroom), and after spewing its spores (like a mushroom), rapidly shrivels (like a mushroom).

So, your dumb ass weenie is a joke that God has played on you?
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I know mushrooms smell like balls
 Quoting: MONSTER


fruits of your loins?
 Quoting: david 16910407


I am a female I dont have those kind of fruits
 Quoting: MONSTER


lo siento, senorita

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