Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,136 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 502,770
Pageviews Today: 631,935Threads Today: 141Posts Today: 2,234
06:15 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?

 
MONSTER

User ID: 2122560
United States
01/27/2013 02:30 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
I know mushrooms smell like balls
 Quoting: MONSTER


You've obviously been smelling the wrong balls darlin...

Or at the very least the wrong mushrooms...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


They have a woodsy smell, how many balls have you smelled?
 Quoting: MONSTER



lol....I would've hoped the balls you've been smelling would smell more like Axe body wash...........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33141224


1rof1
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
Saddletramp
We Don't Rent Pigs...

User ID: 736749
United States
01/27/2013 02:31 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
"
I know mushrooms smell like balls
"

WRONG...Balls smell like mushrooms?

And the penis has a semi-formed mushroom type tip, and the penis grows rapidly (like a mushroom), and after spewing its spores (like a mushroom), rapidly shrivels (like a mushroom).

So, your dumb ass weenie is a joke that God has played on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33134706


Yeah but some people are laughing harder than others...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 21064440
United States
01/27/2013 02:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
and the oxygen we breathe is the fart of trees u2efine
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33140973


So true...so true!!!!
MONSTER

User ID: 2122560
United States
01/27/2013 02:36 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
"
I know mushrooms smell like balls
"

WRONG...Balls smell like mushrooms?

And the penis has a semi-formed mushroom type tip, and the penis grows rapidly (like a mushroom), and after spewing its spores (like a mushroom), rapidly shrivels (like a mushroom).

So, your dumb ass weenie is a joke that God has played on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33134706


1rof1
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 15975708
United States
01/27/2013 02:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
[link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
Nancy (Lazaryan) Hutchison

User ID: 32983814
United States
01/27/2013 02:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
It is part of the mechanism for the reproduction of the plants.
The seeds are encased in what animals eat. All fruit eating animals,not just humans.
Birds eat fruit and carry the seeds across the land to be deposited elsewhere.
The actual "sexual organs" used for reproduction are the seeds.

You, as well as other animals are being "pimped" by the plants.
The plants are using you to procreate and to expand the area that they inhabit.
Garman906

User ID: 32305148
United States
01/27/2013 02:49 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
I like tomater tits.
The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them.
Don't let them get you

User ID: 8188932
United Kingdom
01/27/2013 02:49 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Well shit if pussy tasted as good as an orange, maybe I'd be willin to eat a whole lot more of it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4614616


you sure you're eating the right hole?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 23005221
United States
01/27/2013 02:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
it's much more appealing than eating what meat actually is.
weasel keeper

User ID: 31502767
United States
01/27/2013 02:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
How did this retarded shit get pinned??
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28388164
United States
01/27/2013 02:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
and the oxygen we breathe is the fart of trees u2efine
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33140973


So true...so true!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21064440


ok, and rain's the sweat of the earth?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27212091
United States
01/27/2013 02:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
This thread gave me the weirdest banana2boner
ChipModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 18591269
United States
01/27/2013 03:33 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Hell...I'm gonna go have me some plant genetalia right now!!!

This would be a great way to market fruits and veggies! People would eat that shit up...literally.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED ~George Carlin RIP

every-citizen
NordicNeoShaman

User ID: 32929570
Finland
01/27/2013 03:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
I was just munching a delicious apple when noticed this thread. =D

Good point, never thought of it. =D
nns
Zuzu's Petals

User ID: 31989439
Canada
01/27/2013 03:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
That's hawt.

ohyeah
"I don't have pet peeves; I have major psychotic ******* hatreds, okay. And it makes the world a lot easier to sort out." George Carlin

[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33059021
France
01/27/2013 03:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Hmmm so if I eat a banana I am eating a penis???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32560771




ohyeahohyeahohyeahohyeahohyeah
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33059021
France
01/27/2013 04:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree.

And that orange? Full of squirt juice.

Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33126142



laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
PhennommennonnModerator
Forum Administrator

01/27/2013 04:03 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
How did this retarded shit get pinned??
 Quoting: weasel keeper


MBHsoh8
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Queen Of Mean / VENOMmennonn

*Dont fuck with me; ill jump on my menstrual cycle & run your ass over ;)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The universe responds NOT to what you want.....it responds to what you are being.......are you being what you want?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the karma cafe has no menus. you get served what you deserve
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Visit The Official GLP Store
[link to www.cafepress.com]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Subscribe to TheRawFeedLive On YouTube
[link to youtube.com]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Become a member & subscribe to the GLPVC Podcast
[link to members.therawfeedlive.com]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FREEDOM OF SPEECH:
Alan Isaacman
The People Vs Larry Flynt
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard a lot here today and I won't try to go back over it all. But you have to go back in that room and make some decisions and there is one thing I want to make very clear to you before you do. I'm not trying to convince you that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what he does. But what I do like is... that I live in a country... where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine... read it if I want... or throw it in the trash, if that's where I think it belongs. Or better yet I can express my opinion by not buying it. I like that right. I care about it. And you should care about it, too... because we live in a free country. We say that a lot, but sometimes we forget what that means, so listen again. We live in a free country. That is a powerful idea. That's a magnificent way to live. But there is a price for that freedom, which is that sometimes... we have to tolerate things that we don't necessarily like. So go back in that room... where you are free to think whatever you want to think... about Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine. But then ask yourselves if you want to make that decision for the rest of us... because the freedom that everyone in this room enjoys... is, in a very real way, in your hands. If we start throwing up walls against what some of us think is obscene... we may wake up one morning and realize... that walls have been thrown upin places we never expected... and we can't see anythingor... do anything. And that's not freedom. That is not freedom. So, be careful. Thank you."
VIDEO: [link to youtu.be]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TidesofTruth

User ID: 1838356
United States
01/27/2013 04:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Wow the OP can't be a bigger idiot.
TidesofTruth

User ID: 1838356
United States
01/27/2013 04:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
...

Last Edited by TidesofTruth on 01/27/2013 04:16 PM
db
User ID: 4248441
United States
01/27/2013 04:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
So your saying plants don't enjoy a little head?
db
User ID: 4248441
United States
01/27/2013 04:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
So your saying plants don't enjoy a little head?
 Quoting: db 4248441


Sorry - You're - had a martini - sorry
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25401697
United States
01/27/2013 04:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
:mama:
 Quoting: Nostril Domus


pigchef
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31769448
United States
01/27/2013 04:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree.

And that orange? Full of squirt juice.

Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33126142


and this is pinned why? and your assumptions are incorrect. get thee a bit of biology.
Annonymous
User ID: 15620845
Belgium
01/27/2013 04:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree.

And that orange? Full of squirt juice.

Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33126142


.

Balls,squirt,butts.......you are gay.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1142304
Denmark
01/27/2013 04:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
bee pollen anyone?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 32908666
United States
01/27/2013 04:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Yes, it is much better to eat higher up on the food chain so you can take in much more toxicity.

The lower on the food chain you eat, the less likelihood of toxicity and all the problems that go along with it.

Look at it this way, the closer you eat to the sun, the better you will feel and the better your body will function.

Fruits and vegetables and greens are closer to the sun and lighter and contain more nutrients as they have not been lost.

Just try eating raw for a few weeks and see the high you get from it. Better than any drug. Better than hours and hours of meditation.

Each time you eat slaughtered meat, you take on those fear hormones that are produced right before slaughter. That energy is passed into the being that eats it.

You literally become what you eat consciously as everything takes on the energy it consumes.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 32908666
United States
01/27/2013 05:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
bee pollen anyone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1142304


honey is actually bee puke. Which is why many vegans won't eat it.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 32720070
United States
01/27/2013 05:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
as long as its pussy, idgaf.
bargoose

User ID: 8879099
United Kingdom
01/27/2013 05:03 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Well hows about this then. When you next have eggs for breakfast, consider that you are eating a hens period! It's actual menstrual cycleflip
On the path of least resistance

News