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Message Subject Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree.

And that orange? Full of squirt juice.

Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33126142

Why couldn't you leave well enough alone?

I had just FINALLY started eating more fresh fruits, and now every time I look a a banana, or a cherry, I'll be visualizing this shit.

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