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Face it, if you are a 25+ year old who has never dated, never had a girlfriend...

 
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well I'm 26 and i had this problem but there is another way because i found it. first move out and then use your money on beer and drugs and rent or hotel room fees. next with any other change buy sex from hookers and hoes. last throw away all comics toys any of that shit or sell them. But if you don't want to do any of that you could always be your own person do what ever makes you happy and don't let what other people say or think about you change you because some one will always love youpeace
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you really might as well give up because you're too used to your way of life. You could never live with someone

Women with kids have ultra radar for that kind of thing and a 25+ social cripple who has never had a gf or any real dating experience will be regarded with high suspicion.

Even relatives will shun you at family gatherings and you'll notice moms will make sure you are never alone with thier young daughter (or sons if yer a Catholic).

Yeah when the topic of dating, sex, and marriage comes up and you start to dig for those shop worn excuses about how busy you are with work (or WOW clanleader) just can't find the right girl (yeah you don't like the ones with bumps on thier chests, hair between their legs, and who require you to have a job) .. Your mom looks shamefully at the floor.

Wondering where she went wrong raising a 34 YO man who still lives in his childhood bedroom surrounded by StarTrek action figures, bags of cheetoes and empty mt dew cans.
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Mating should be the EASIEST thing in the world. It is what is NATURAL.
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True.

But how many natural human beings do you know?

ie how many people are strong, honest, compassionate, responsible?
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What about the creepy guys who are like that yet have GFs and they secretly live a closet gay life?! My BFF baby daddy is 32 and cheating on her with my ex bf 22 I'm almost 95% sure! That is some fucked up shit! TPTB have planned for the feminization of the male form to make way for the coming of the NWO depopulation.... Thru homoerotic commercials and roles in tv/film! I know I kind of went off topic but it goes hand in hand with why most straight males are lacking in the Male role in our society! Im a openly gay male and find myself being more Masculine then most "straight" men!
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you really might as well give up because you're too used to your way of life. You could never live with someone

Women with kids have ultra radar for that kind of thing and a 25+ social cripple who has never had a gf or any real dating experience will be regarded with high suspicion.

Even relatives will shun you at family gatherings and you'll notice moms will make sure you are never alone with thier young daughter (or sons if yer a Catholic).

Yeah when the topic of dating, sex, and marriage comes up and you start to dig for those shop worn excuses about how busy you are with work (or WOW clanleader) just can't find the right girl (yeah you don't like the ones with bumps on thier chests, hair between their legs, and who require you to have a job) .. Your mom looks shamefully at the floor.

Wondering where she went wrong raising a 34 YO man who still lives in his childhood bedroom surrounded by StarTrek action figures, bags of cheetoes and empty mt dew cans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2543490


After a few very brief, barely fitting the definition of relationships in my early 20s, I just gave up on dating for a while. A while turned into 15 years. I've ran my share of Wow raids, washed my share of cheeto stained shirts, and rubbed out enough knuckle children to start a small country. I was just pretty set in my bachelor ways, until 8 months ago I hooked up with a girl I was good friends with when I was 18. Now we're living together and shopping for a house.

After all that time, how did I finally land a great woman?

I actually tried.
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I'm 40 and still have not had a women had my chances but I have a different path in life.


I don't give a shit what other sheep think. They live in the system.


I live outside of it.
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Re: Face it, if you are a 25+ year old who has never dated, never had a girlfriend...
you really might as well give up because you're too used to your way of life. You could never live with someone

Women with kids have ultra radar for that kind of thing and a 25+ social cripple who has never had a gf or any real dating experience will be regarded with high suspicion.

Even relatives will shun you at family gatherings and you'll notice moms will make sure you are never alone with thier young daughter (or sons if yer a Catholic).

Yeah when the topic of dating, sex, and marriage comes up and you start to dig for those shop worn excuses about how busy you are with work (or WOW clanleader) just can't find the right girl (yeah you don't like the ones with bumps on thier chests, hair between their legs, and who require you to have a job) .. Your mom looks shamefully at the floor.

Wondering where she went wrong raising a 34 YO man who still lives in his childhood bedroom surrounded by StarTrek action figures, bags of cheetoes and empty mt dew cans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2543490


After a few very brief, barely fitting the definition of relationships in my early 20s, I just gave up on dating for a while. A while turned into 15 years. I've ran my share of Wow raids, washed my share of cheeto stained shirts, and rubbed out enough knuckle children to start a small country. I was just pretty set in my bachelor ways, until 8 months ago I hooked up with a girl I was good friends with when I was 18. Now we're living together and shopping for a house.

After all that time, how did I finally land a great woman?

I actually tried.
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applause2 Glad to hear that. Makes me think theres still hope.
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Why do so many men have social anxiety disorder nowadays? It must be computers, games or porn.
Mating should be the EASIEST thing in the world. It is what is NATURAL.
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In Japan, at the school dances, the boys and girls segregate. I don't know how they have lasted this long.
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Women are whores





















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copy that,you forgot the lying,unloyal,dishonest,stab you in the back part tho....
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I'm 30 and I never dated or had a girlfriend (or boyfriend) simply because I have no time for such petty things. Work,cCreativity, spirituality and money is all that matters to me.
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Interesting thread....

Maybe those who don't date socially see something that others do not. Maybe it's nature's way of dealing with the human species, and it's slowly stripping our need to reproduce.

If nature didn't want human beings around anymore, it doesn't much to imagine this being one of it's ways of slowly eliminating us from the equation....

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To be upset over what you don't have, is to waste what you do have...
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OP speaks from experience.
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I'm 40 and still have not had a women had my chances but I have a different path in life.


I don't give a shit what other sheep think. They live in the system.


I live outside of it.
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LMAO,WTF! Im happy to be a sheep then, trust me man, once you get a piece, you will be like what the fuck was i thinking. moneyshot! nuke
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OP I hope you aren't talking about yourself. If so, that's a tough situation. The fact is, statistically, if you haven't even kissed someone by the time you are 25, you will probably die a virgin. I didn't lose my virginity till 27 and I still have a lot of trouble with the fair sex. Dont give up hope though... you need to find some cool activities you can engage in where you will meet a whole lot of people and expand your social circle and connections. For example, if you can play an instrument, then join a band. If you are a pothead, then sell pot (seriously). Use plenty of fish and internet sites to meet women, and don't be afraid to screw with the ugly ones. You gotta start somewhere
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After a few very brief, barely fitting the definition of relationships in my early 20s, I just gave up on dating for a while. A while turned into 15 years. I've ran my share of Wow raids, washed my share of cheeto stained shirts, and rubbed out enough knuckle children to start a small country. I was just pretty set in my bachelor ways, until 8 months ago I hooked up with a girl I was good friends with when I was 18. Now we're living together and shopping for a house.

After all that time, how did I finally land a great woman?

I actually tried.
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Sounds sweet. Now help the rest.
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OP I hope you aren't talking about yourself. If so, that's a tough situation. The fact is, statistically, if you haven't even kissed someone by the time you are 25, you will probably die a virgin. I didn't lose my virginity till 27 and I still have a lot of trouble with the fair sex. Dont give up hope though... you need to find some cool activities you can engage in where you will meet a whole lot of people and expand your social circle and connections. For example, if you can play an instrument, then join a band. If you are a pothead, then sell pot (seriously). Use plenty of fish and internet sites to meet women, and don't be afraid to screw with the ugly ones. You gotta start somewhere
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Dude, I think you're being a little crazy when you say if you don't kiss by 25 you'll die a virgin when it's pretty fucking easy to just pay for sex.
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I'm 40 and still have not had a women had my chances but I have a different path in life.


I don't give a shit what other sheep think. They live in the system.


I live outside of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14776990


LMAO,WTF! Im happy to be a sheep then, trust me man, once you get a piece, you will be like what the fuck was i thinking. moneyshot! nuke
 Quoting: texmich


Well, I think he was talking about WHAT YOU DO, to get it, not that it's not good. I mean, you'd have to be a fucking idiot to not understand.

*looks at you*

Also, the whole idea is that physical pleasure is an illusion, just like the next 10 seconds you'll spend pondering this. They already passed, you're just "waiting in line" to witness them.

So then, getting turned away, because the "illusory pain of waiting" or the pain required to get there, is the same as "throwing it all away" or giving up the discipline and the solemn path "just for a piece".

It's about divinity.

This is both a dream.

A trick.

A torture tactic.

And a lesson.
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Re: Face it, if you are a 25+ year old who has never dated, never had a girlfriend...
OP I hope you aren't talking about yourself. If so, that's a tough situation. The fact is, statistically, if you haven't even kissed someone by the time you are 25, you will probably die a virgin. I didn't lose my virginity till 27 and I still have a lot of trouble with the fair sex. Dont give up hope though... you need to find some cool activities you can engage in where you will meet a whole lot of people and expand your social circle and connections. For example, if you can play an instrument, then join a band. If you are a pothead, then sell pot (seriously). Use plenty of fish and internet sites to meet women, and don't be afraid to screw with the ugly ones. You gotta start somewhere
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Dude, I think you're being a little crazy when you say if you don't kiss by 25 you'll die a virgin when it's pretty fucking easy to just pay for sex.
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With who? some disease ridden whore. Yeah, that's not what most men want. It is possible to find attractive women you can pay for sex, and who aren't total cumdumpsters, but it takes some social skill, and getting into the right subcultures. Oxyheads and heroin addicts hehe. If a girl will let you give her a line of oxy then there is a very good chance you can pay her for sex. Yeah, I've done it before. That's the way to go, because you get a "normal" girl, you can be friends with her too, you just pay her for sex. I wouldn't recommend doing those drugs though, because they are really bad for you and they kill your sex drive
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you really might as well give up because you're too used to your way of life. You could never live with someone

Women with kids have ultra radar for that kind of thing and a 25+ social cripple who has never had a gf or any real dating experience will be regarded with high suspicion.

Even relatives will shun you at family gatherings and you'll notice moms will make sure you are never alone with thier young daughter (or sons if yer a Catholic).

Yeah when the topic of dating, sex, and marriage comes up and you start to dig for those shop worn excuses about how busy you are with work (or WOW clanleader) just can't find the right girl (yeah you don't like the ones with bumps on thier chests, hair between their legs, and who require you to have a job) .. Your mom looks shamefully at the floor.

Wondering where she went wrong raising a 34 YO man who still lives in his childhood bedroom surrounded by StarTrek action figures, bags of cheetoes and empty mt dew cans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2543490


I get what you are saying, but what does any of that shit matter to you though?
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Well, I think he was talking about WHAT YOU DO, to get it, not that it's not good. I mean, you'd have to be a fucking idiot to not understand.

*looks at you*

Also, the whole idea is that physical pleasure is an illusion, just like the next 10 seconds you'll spend pondering this. They already passed, you're just "waiting in line" to witness them.

So then, getting turned away, because the "illusory pain of waiting" or the pain required to get there, is the same as "throwing it all away" or giving up the discipline and the solemn path "just for a piece".

It's about divinity.

This is both a dream.

A trick.

A torture tactic.

And a lesson.


HUHblink? Well I dont know bout all that, but thanks Dr. Laura
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^ That's ok:

1) It doesn't matter, it was for those with the brain cells to operate

2) You don't exist, you are a bag of meat ran by a super-processor biological computer. When you shut off, you shut off, simply put.

UNLESS......

Get it?

No, probably not. But that's why you'll reincarnate to get another chance. Don't worry about the kids thing, they don't exist either.
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^ That's ok:

1) It doesn't matter, it was for those with the brain cells to operate

2) You don't exist, you are a bag of meat ran by a super-processor biological computer. When you shut off, you shut off, simply put.

UNLESS......

Get it?

No, probably not. But that's why you'll reincarnate to get another chance. Don't worry about the kids thing, they don't exist either.
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lol, you sound mad and bitter, Smile! Have fun in life! But i know, you have it all figured out, there is alot of joy in life for me to look at it like you do. drinks
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naw 25 is not too big a deal. better get on that though. just ask someone out.
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Thanks for sharing I agree 100% this post cause I am a personnal exemple
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Me too! Darn those women who say our home made star trek uniform is pathetic!

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If your that person you have been destroyed by this Zionist society.
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What about the creepy guys who are like that yet have GFs and they secretly live a closet gay life?! My BFF baby daddy is 32 and cheating on her with my ex bf 22 I'm almost 95% sure! That is some fucked up shit! TPTB have planned for the feminization of the male form to make way for the coming of the NWO depopulation.... Thru homoerotic commercials and roles in tv/film! I know I kind of went off topic but it goes hand in hand with why most straight males are lacking in the Male role in our society! Im a openly gay male and find myself being more Masculine then most "straight" men!
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Take that shit to Jerry (Springer)
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Suits GLP too! - lol
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"Women with kids have ultra radar for that kind of thing "

you mean fat white cows?
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