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Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...

 
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Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
That's about how STUPID half the fucking people sound. Yea right, by the time they whittle that own through attrition, with some few hold outs, I'd love to see how they hold out against mil weapons, especially those that will be "new" on the battle field... yea, that 10-22 will be awesome against a warthog, or abrams...
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Yep, how has it worked out the few times it's been tried? Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Montana Freemen....

dead or in prison, every one

This is not a conversation about your right to own a gun, it is a conversation about what exactly do you expect to accomplish in the big picture?

'honorable death'?
martyrdom?

does anyone actually think they have a chance in hell of holding off the most powerful military complex in the world?

americans wont pull the trigger on their own people? that's fine, nato troops with american tanks certainly will
I'm just here to be entertained.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Better to die a warrior than live a coward.
BTW that warthog and that Abrams are supposed to be defending us, from them.....
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whatever
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Yep, how has it worked out the few times it's been tried? Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Montana Freemen....

dead or in prison, every one

This is not a conversation about your right to own a gun, it is a conversation about what exactly do you expect to accomplish in the big picture?

'honorable death'?
martyrdom?

does anyone actually think they have a chance in hell of holding off the most powerful military complex in the world?

americans wont pull the trigger on their own people? that's fine, nato troops with american tanks certainly will
 Quoting: Gloworm


The problem is half these fuckers are arm chair warriors. The REAL warriors would have left town a long time ago, BUT EVEN THEN - unfortunately survivalists are DEAD WRONG - even if you "flee" drones, sats, wide angle air based radar (ballon, et al), etc. will find shit moving with a fucking foot print of a rabbit... so tell me, how in the fuck are you going "of the grid"???
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whatever
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Really "whatever" is the best you could come up with?
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Better to die a warrior than live a coward.
BTW that warthog and that Abrams are supposed to be defending us, from them.....
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Not going to happen, unfortunately, mist don't know what the hell is going on... I can tell you this, they are looking for people to lead the mil against citizens when the time comes... lets just say that they are very close to completion....
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Let me put it to you another way... I'm in the business, and what I am hearing is scaring the shit out of me. I'm getting ready to pull the plug and quit because I want no part of what is coming. I want a regular job, where I can live in oblivion until that day comes. Peace of mind means more than most things...
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
How does Afghanistan and Iraq hold out against the American military so well? They don't even have the benefit of half the soldiers refusing to fire on their own countryman..

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cruise
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
DERP??? I think you meant BURP....(the sound you make after you blow about 10 black guys OP!
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
pleasae.. don't type derp.

it just makes your post useless by attrition.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Yep, how has it worked out the few times it's been tried? Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Montana Freemen....

dead or in prison, every one

This is not a conversation about your right to own a gun, it is a conversation about what exactly do you expect to accomplish in the big picture?

'honorable death'?
martyrdom?

does anyone actually think they have a chance in hell of holding off the most powerful military complex in the world?

americans wont pull the trigger on their own people? that's fine, nato troops with american tanks certainly will
 Quoting: Gloworm


So you think static defense in a domestic law enforcement scenario is proof of anything? That is a curious assertion.


There is 3.5 million square miles in CONUS iirc. How many major urban areas are there?

Is this fear porn or are you just ignorant?
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
That's about how STUPID half the fucking people sound. Yea right, by the time they whittle that own through attrition, with some few hold outs, I'd love to see how they hold out against mil weapons, especially those that will be "new" on the battle field... yea, that 10-22 will be awesome against a warthog, or abrams...
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I am going to have to agree. I mean, our military wiped out Al Queda in minutes... oh... wait...

erp-a-derp
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Surrounding a few radical supremacists or cult members with a riciculous amount of fatass feds with armored cars and helicopters and snipers, with nothing for the feds to do but stand around with their stupid windbreakers and their thumbs up their asses, until they shoot a few women in the head or burn an entire building down with children inside, is a whole lot different than taking on the entire country, shit-fer-brains. DERRRRRR
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
That's about how STUPID half the fucking people sound. Yea right, by the time they whittle that own through attrition, with some few hold outs, I'd love to see how they hold out against mil weapons, especially those that will be "new" on the battle field... yea, that 10-22 will be awesome against a warthog, or abrams...
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Come to West Virginia, dummy, and ask anyone to open up
their gun safe for you.
10-22? Another stupid kid that doesn't know his ass
from a hole in the ground.

Who flies helicopters?
Who pushes the high tech buttons?

Men? Men who are just as vulnerable as anyone else
to a headshot.

Their is no body armor made that will stop a hunter's
bullet at close enough range.
There is no helmet that a well aimed .308 round wont
penetrate like paper.

What the hell? A Warthog? Why not a tactical nuke?
You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

You sound like just another idiot kid tapping away
at the keyboard in mom's basement.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
and how about the Vietnamese? how many millions of tons of explosives where dropped on them?
If you intend to have any functional infrastructure left it ain't gonna work.
I guess if you are just bent on murder and slavery,
well there ain't much we can do.
But you are the ones going to hell.
The saints don't really have to fear death.

"You may take our lives, but you will never take our Freedom!"
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
That's about how STUPID half the fucking people sound. Yea right, by the time they whittle that own through attrition, with some few hold outs, I'd love to see how they hold out against mil weapons, especially those that will be "new" on the battle field... yea, that 10-22 will be awesome against a warthog, or abrams...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33176477


This assertion comes up periodically. It's as if there is almost an unlimited supply of stupid people who think any resistance will take the shape of directly confronting a main force army combat unit.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Let me put it to you another way... I'm in the business, and what I am hearing is scaring the shit out of me. I'm getting ready to pull the plug and quit because I want no part of what is coming. I want a regular job, where I can live in oblivion until that day comes. Peace of mind means more than most things...
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ELABORATE ON WHAT YOU KNOW OR STFU.
A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum.
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DAMMNIT! That looks like a few of the guys I work with.....

Not fair sir.

chuckle
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
That's about how STUPID half the fucking people sound. Yea right, by the time they whittle that own through attrition, with some few hold outs, I'd love to see how they hold out against mil weapons, especially those that will be "new" on the battle field... yea, that 10-22 will be awesome against a warthog, or abrams...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33176477


Come to West Virginia, dummy, and ask anyone to open up
their gun safe for you.
10-22? Another stupid kid that doesn't know his ass
from a hole in the ground.

Who flies helicopters?
Who pushes the high tech buttons?

Men? Men who are just as vulnerable as anyone else
to a headshot.

Their is no body armor made that will stop a hunter's
bullet at close enough range.
There is no helmet that a well aimed .308 round wont
penetrate like paper.

What the hell? A Warthog? Why not a tactical nuke?
You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

You sound like just another idiot kid tapping away
at the keyboard in mom's basement.
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Montani semper liberi until the day we die.
A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
whatever
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Really "whatever" is the best you could come up with?
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brevity can be a virtue.
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
pocketed resistance is all I expect. Don't let the boisterous comments on a site like glp make you think the rest of the country will stand with you. Half the population despises the other half.

protesting in one thing, but most will fold when it comes time to do the killing or dying

I think you guys are being way too optimistic in your estimations of turn out for your 'country wide' armed resistance
I'm just here to be entertained.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
That's about how STUPID half the fucking people sound. Yea right, by the time they whittle that own through attrition, with some few hold outs, I'd love to see how they hold out against mil weapons, especially those that will be "new" on the battle field... yea, that 10-22 will be awesome against a warthog, or abrams...
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You assume the military is going to be on YOUR side?!?!?
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
That's about how STUPID half the fucking people sound. Yea right, by the time they whittle that own through attrition, with some few hold outs, I'd love to see how they hold out against mil weapons, especially those that will be "new" on the battle field... yea, that 10-22 will be awesome against a warthog, or abrams...
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You're right. I'll just report to the disentegration chamber with you. Life isn't worth fighting for against insurmountable odds.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
That's about how STUPID half the fucking people sound. Yea right, by the time they whittle that own through attrition, with some few hold outs, I'd love to see how they hold out against mil weapons, especially those that will be "new" on the battle field... yea, that 10-22 will be awesome against a warthog, or abrams...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33176477


This assertion comes up periodically. It's as if there is almost an unlimited supply of stupid people who think any resistance will take the shape of directly confronting a main force army combat unit.
 Quoting: s. d. butler


I agree with you. It's one of the most idiotic arguments. I'm not surprised that it was made by someone who can barely form a coherent sentence.
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DAMMNIT! That looks like a few of the guys I work with.....

Not fair sir.

chuckle
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Let me put it to you another way... I'm in the business, and what I am hearing is scaring the shit out of me. I'm getting ready to pull the plug and quit because I want no part of what is coming. I want a regular job, where I can live in oblivion until that day comes. Peace of mind means more than most things...
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I feel the same way. I was posting this sort of thought on another thread and being ignored.

It's so oversimplified. Here's what I see happening.
Somewhere in America it starts. The power gets pulled and the lines of communication cut.

Nobody knows the fate of town X. Media is mum, and filled with the happy talk and game shows.

It widens, and as soon as the 100th monkey realizes that it is HERE. Well it'll be lootin and rootn tootin shootin free for all.
Because in a nanosecond people are killing the white people, and the black people and all the little illegal brown people in between the whoever the perceived enemy is.
All sorts of score settling will go on on the sidelines.

Stores empty, truckers won't roll for fear of being commandeered. And in no time flat we are in a hell hole beyond imagination. Then somebody nuts up and kills some CHinese people in their free trade zone merica, and it's ON
then.

Am I wrong???
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Um a couple things here. First off, if something did pop off, there's not enough smart weapons to kill every paranoid bastard clinging to his guns. They would quickly blow through the inventory of hell fires and cruise missiles in no time.

Secondly, the military uses GPS to guide many of these weapons and believe me, if a civil war starts these signals are EASILY jammed.

Thirdly, the guy flying the Apache or driving the Abrahams is likely a gun clinger as well, and e probably dislikes Obama.

You will see a coupe if any such order is given.

No, this whole thing is a preempt to WW3. Get ready, your free time is limited.
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There never was supposed to be a "standing army" in the first place.
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