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Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...

 
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Let me put it to you another way... I'm in the business, and what I am hearing is scaring the shit out of me. I'm getting ready to pull the plug and quit because I want no part of what is coming. I want a regular job, where I can live in oblivion until that day comes. Peace of mind means more than most things...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33176477


I feel the same way. I was posting this sort of thought on another thread and being ignored.

It's so oversimplified. Here's what I see happening.
Somewhere in America it starts. The power gets pulled and the lines of communication cut.

Nobody knows the fate of town X. Media is mum, and filled with the happy talk and game shows.

It widens, and as soon as the 100th monkey realizes that it is HERE. Well it'll be lootin and rootn tootin shootin free for all.
Because in a nanosecond people are killing the white people, and the black people and all the little illegal brown people in between the whoever the perceived enemy is.
All sorts of score settling will go on on the sidelines.

Stores empty, truckers won't roll for fear of being commandeered. And in no time flat we are in a hell hole beyond imagination. Then somebody nuts up and kills some CHinese people in their free trade zone merica, and it's ON
then.

Am I wrong???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1482838



"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
whatever
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Really "whatever" is the best you could come up with?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33176477


brevity can be a virtue.
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By that logic it is better to not say anything.pick
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Let me put it to you another way... I'm in the business, and what I am hearing is scaring the shit out of me. I'm getting ready to pull the plug and quit because I want no part of what is coming. I want a regular job, where I can live in oblivion until that day comes. Peace of mind means more than most things...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33176477


I feel the same way. I was posting this sort of thought on another thread and being ignored.

It's so oversimplified. Here's what I see happening.
Somewhere in America it starts. The power gets pulled and the lines of communication cut.

Nobody knows the fate of town X. Media is mum, and filled with the happy talk and game shows.

It widens, and as soon as the 100th monkey realizes that it is HERE. Well it'll be lootin and rootn tootin shootin free for all.
Because in a nanosecond people are killing the white people, and the black people and all the little illegal brown people in between the whoever the perceived enemy is.
All sorts of score settling will go on on the sidelines.

Stores empty, truckers won't roll for fear of being commandeered. And in no time flat we are in a hell hole beyond imagination. Then somebody nuts up and kills some CHinese people in their free trade zone merica, and it's ON
then.

Am I wrong???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1482838



 Quoting: Saddletramp


haHA!! Thanks I needed the laugh.
But seriously, it would.
Because there are a LOT of black people that would take a coup against the government personally.
Just saying.
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whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33174351


Really "whatever" is the best you could come up with?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33176477


brevity can be a virtue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder

By that logic it is better to not say anything.pick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17898558


at times.
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

- Moo!
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Let me put it to you another way... I'm in the business, and what I am hearing is scaring the shit out of me. I'm getting ready to pull the plug and quit because I want no part of what is coming. I want a regular job, where I can live in oblivion until that day comes. Peace of mind means more than most things...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33176477


I feel the same way. I was posting this sort of thought on another thread and being ignored.

It's so oversimplified. Here's what I see happening.
Somewhere in America it starts. The power gets pulled and the lines of communication cut.

Nobody knows the fate of town X. Media is mum, and filled with the happy talk and game shows.

It widens, and as soon as the 100th monkey realizes that it is HERE. Well it'll be lootin and rootn tootin shootin free for all.
Because in a nanosecond people are killing the white people, and the black people and all the little illegal brown people in between the whoever the perceived enemy is.
All sorts of score settling will go on on the sidelines.

Stores empty, truckers won't roll for fear of being commandeered. And in no time flat we are in a hell hole beyond imagination. Then somebody nuts up and kills some CHinese people in their free trade zone merica, and it's ON
then.

Am I wrong???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1482838



 Quoting: Saddletramp


haHA!! Thanks I needed the laugh.
But seriously, it would.
Because there are a LOT of black people that would take a coup against the government personally.
Just saying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1482838


How long does it take for the average human being to die from starvation? 4 weeks? How about without water? 3 days.

If you can make it through the first 3 days and then 4 weeks of an economic meltdown, you'll be one of the "lucky" ones.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
I hear ya.
Yeah, there's that and then people want to throw in a
shooting war on top of it.

It's a dubious proposition as to who the lucky ones will be.
From all I read and see and hear, it's going to be out of the frying pan and into the fire...
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
That's about how STUPID half the fucking people sound. Yea right, by the time they whittle that own through attrition, with some few hold outs, I'd love to see how they hold out against mil weapons, especially those that will be "new" on the battle field... yea, that 10-22 will be awesome against a warthog, or abrams...
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Lol.

So who's gonna kill all the Americans?
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
How does Afghanistan and Iraq hold out against the American military so well? They don't even have the benefit of half the soldiers refusing to fire on their own countryman..

?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31976161


They haven't been made stupid, placid and obese via 100 years of programming. Sure some of you will fight, but you are already divided and weak.

I'm on your side btw, fight for it please. I want to be proven wrong.
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Derp derp... Because its about one person.. Derp. Derp
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
OP is the exact same type of person who lived in the colonies but fed information to the Redcoats.

How's it feel to be a coward?
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OP is the exact same type of person who lived in the colonies but fed information to the Redcoats.

How's it feel to be a coward?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15658378



When confronted with a bit of truth, this seems to be a canned response from you guys...

when are you guys gonna have the balls to JUMP??

It seems to me, YOU ARE THE COWARD here

Come on AC 15658378, you got any BALLS?
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
OP is the exact same type of person who lived in the colonies but fed information to the Redcoats.

How's it feel to be a coward?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15658378



When confronted with a bit of truth, this seems to be a canned response from you guys...

when are you guys gonna have the balls to JUMP??

It seems to me, YOU ARE THE COWARD here

Come on AC 15658378, you got any BALLS?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33119087


clappa
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Yep, how has it worked out the few times it's been tried? Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Montana Freemen....

dead or in prison, every one

This is not a conversation about your right to own a gun, it is a conversation about what exactly do you expect to accomplish in the big picture?

'honorable death'?
martyrdom?

does anyone actually think they have a chance in hell of holding off the most powerful military complex in the world?

americans wont pull the trigger on their own people? that's fine, nato troops with american tanks certainly will
 Quoting: Gloworm


So you think static defense in a domestic law enforcement scenario is proof of anything? That is a curious assertion.


There is 3.5 million square miles in CONUS iirc. How many major urban areas are there?

Is this fear porn or are you just ignorant?

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clappa
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WOLVERINES!
This is a Karate Dojo, Not a Knitting Class!
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
by derp, do you mean "DeRp?"

Thread: I call these people DeRps. Ignore what they say, watch what they do!
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
same lot call the citizens in other countries actually doing it 'terrorists'
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:optard:
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OP is the exact same type of person who lived in the colonies but fed information to the Redcoats.

How's it feel to be a coward?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15658378



When confronted with a bit of truth, this seems to be a canned response from you guys...

when are you guys gonna have the balls to JUMP??

It seems to me, YOU ARE THE COWARD here

Come on AC 15658378, you got any BALLS?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33119087


dont be a tard. reason to jump hasnt happened yet.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
OP is the exact same type of person who lived in the colonies but fed information to the Redcoats.

How's it feel to be a coward?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15658378



When confronted with a bit of truth, this seems to be a canned response from you guys...

when are you guys gonna have the balls to JUMP??

It seems to me, YOU ARE THE COWARD here

Come on AC 15658378, you got any BALLS?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33119087


The first move is up to them guy,that's why.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Who the fuck says "derp" ?
OP must be 10, everyone move on.
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
How well electronics work when hit with an emp OP! Learn to use the tech you need first and shut it down. Durp durp!! Guess our smart op forgets the guberment aint the only ones with toys!
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OP is the exact same type of person who lived in the colonies but fed information to the Redcoats.

How's it feel to be a coward?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15658378



When confronted with a bit of truth, this seems to be a canned response from you guys...

when are you guys gonna have the balls to JUMP??

It seems to me, YOU ARE THE COWARD here

Come on AC 15658378, you got any BALLS?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33119087


The first move is up to them guy,that's why.
 Quoting: s. d. butler



The average Lard Ass "Gun Toting" Merican ain't gonna survive TPTB's first move....Please put down you VHS copy of "Wolverine"...You ain't Patrick Sleezy.
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optard
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:reaguns:
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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OP is the exact same type of person who lived in the colonies but fed information to the Redcoats.

How's it feel to be a coward?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15658378



When confronted with a bit of truth, this seems to be a canned response from you guys...

when are you guys gonna have the balls to JUMP??

It seems to me, YOU ARE THE COWARD here

Come on AC 15658378, you got any BALLS?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33119087


The first move is up to them guy,that's why.
 Quoting: s. d. butler



The average Lard Ass "Gun Toting" Merican ain't gonna survive TPTB's first move....Please put down you VHS copy of "Wolverine"...You ain't Patrick Sleezy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33218150


laugh

Talking about yourself there guy? You must be because you have no idea who I am

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When confronted with a bit of truth, this seems to be a canned response from you guys...

when are you guys gonna have the balls to JUMP??

It seems to me, YOU ARE THE COWARD here

Come on AC 15658378, you got any BALLS?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33119087


The first move is up to them guy,that's why.
 Quoting: s. d. butler



The average Lard Ass "Gun Toting" Merican ain't gonna survive TPTB's first move....Please put down you VHS copy of "Wolverine"...You ain't Patrick Sleezy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33218150


laugh

Talking about yourself there guy? You must be because you have no idea who I am
 Quoting: s. d. butler




Could care less actually, just slow here at GLP tonight
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The first move is up to them guy,that's why.
 Quoting: s. d. butler



The average Lard Ass "Gun Toting" Merican ain't gonna survive TPTB's first move....Please put down you VHS copy of "Wolverine"...You ain't Patrick Sleezy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33218150


laugh

Talking about yourself there guy? You must be because you have no idea who I am
 Quoting: s. d. butler




Could care less actually, just slow here at GLP tonight
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33218150


laugh So you describe yourself? I understand
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Lots of armchair warriors... hahahaha... yea, after food, fuel, and everything else gets cut off, tell me how long you survive... You people have no clue when it comes to the down and dirty CoG and CooP contingencies... why do you think the Messiah wants to vet a mil leader that will fire on US citizens? Yea, you guys have no clue...
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Lots of armchair warriors... hahahaha... yea, after food, fuel, and everything else gets cut off, tell me how long you survive... You people have no clue when it comes to the down and dirty CoG and CooP contingencies... why do you think the Messiah wants to vet a mil leader that will fire on US citizens? Yea, you guys have no clue...
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laugh Guess we'll see who really has a "clue" won't we?
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Re: Derp, derp, I'm going to fight da guberment with my AK... derp, derp...
Yep, how has it worked out the few times it's been tried? Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Montana Freemen....

dead or in prison, every one

This is not a conversation about your right to own a gun, it is a conversation about what exactly do you expect to accomplish in the big picture?

'honorable death'?
martyrdom?

does anyone actually think they have a chance in hell of holding off the most powerful military complex in the world?

americans wont pull the trigger on their own people? that's fine, nato troops with american tanks certainly will
 Quoting: Gloworm

Tanks are paperweights without fuel and planes don't fly without it.
If American civilians ever revolted there would be no "safe" supply lines to keep those weapons supplied. (Talk about an arm chair warrior, with no understanding of Military matters!)
Logistics make or break any Military. Ask: Hitler, Rommel, Hannibal, Napoleon, Numerous Roman Generals, Patton, the Japanese and a host of others.
That is why China will never attack the USA with conventional weapons, unless they have a Resupply option, from Mexico or Canada.

Besides that up to 1/2 of the current Military would defect, taking their Tanks, Planes and other weapons with them.

So go back to your delusion of Government "superiority", and pack your bags for the FEMA camp you will be "assigned" to, if something like this ever happens.

Lets Pray it never does.

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