Who wants to ask Satan a question?

He says Jerusalem

I say Persephone

What do you use all them souls for?

"There are no souls, there is only life."

Do you shove the Pineapple up Hitlers ass ?

what's in a friggin name! :p your a clown love Lucy...



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Is there Pokemon in Hell?

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Hows Hell's Duct tape? Is it better than the shit we have on Earth?

Why did you imprison Adam & Eve in filthy flesh?

Is this your flashlight?
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Why are you doing such a poor job?

Who is the women that glows purple?


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Heather - Satan?

Yo the duct tape sucks on earth... just found that out recently

why question a liar?

Hell o Saturn Cronos
Archons will be gone soon.
Gaia Sofia will get rid of you.
Your skin will become a nice pair of boots .

Excellent question

why haven't you been a good friend to me

Hell is cold and dark, and you will never know it.
It's a sad place, where fools burn without realizing.

You've had the whole thing backwards for eternity. Nobody imprisoned Adam and Eve... they were set free, without choice.

I told you what you needed to do, and you still have not accomplished it.

Lilith is going to be soooo jealous. and she was supposed to be his favorite wife,too. lol!

To destroy, and to be defeated.

Abbadon the destroyer, here for a short time before being sealed in the abyss.

Heather - Satan??

why?

If you really want to ask Satan a question just ask a Zionist...it's the exact same thing !!!

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Dear Santa,
can I please have a bike, a pair of roller blades and an iPad mini with IGZO retina display for Xmas?

Also, can you please bring Peace and Security to the world?

And can you please give mommy and daddy a new world order, because they tell me the old one is broken.

Thanks Santa!
Timmy

i need my friend Nivya to be with me in bed.please pray to satan friends to fill her with lust.. i am begging u. u are my last hope. i hope u have much power and influence in satan. so tell satan to full fill her heart with hard lust on me. please. i f so its my promise i will donate a huge amount to this website. its a promise of me from my bottom of heart. please help me

AC: Why did you imprison Adam & Eve in filthy flesh?

> I did not imprison them, I set them free. You are in the prison.

Do you shove the Pineapple up Hitlers ass ?

> Hitler rose to power because of me. In the end, I took his life.

Is there Pokemon in Hell?

> There is no hell, only Hell on Earth.

What is Satan's main role on Earth?

> To cause humanity to destroy itself.

Satan's BFF: why haven't you been a good friend to me

> I have no friends. Nobody knows what it's like, to be the bad man.

please do this

> I've returned today, to declare that I granted your wish.