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HOW TO COMMIT INTERNET SUICIDE AND DISAPPEAR FROM IT FOREVER

 
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01/28/2013 01:56 AM
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HOW TO COMMIT INTERNET SUICIDE AND DISAPPEAR FROM IT FOREVER
Sick of horribly embarrassing things showing up when potential employers Google your name? Tired of everyone knowing you live in a garden level dungeon apartment? Perhaps you just don't like the fact the internet makes you easy to find. Thankfully, it's not that hard to delete yourself entirely. Here's how to do it.

For mildly famous (or infamous) individuals, disappearing is essentially impossible, but for the average person it's surprisingly easy. It just depends on much info is already out there.

Step 1: Delete Your Social Network
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Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit!
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01/28/2013 02:00 AM
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[link to m.lifehacker.com]
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01/28/2013 02:05 AM
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Hurr hurr hurr. You signed away the rights to your content when you joined the Social Network. Even if you delete your account they still keep your files.
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01/28/2013 02:53 AM
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Only thing I can think of / wonder abouts the wayback site?
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01/28/2013 02:59 AM

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Go ahead and just try deleting your Facebook account. I've been trying for months now.

The good news is that I had the forethought to open all my accounts using fictional characters... such as Hannibal Lecter.

I Google myself and literally get nothing other than a couple of people who just so happen to share the same name.
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01/28/2013 03:04 AM
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Go ahead and just try deleting your Facebook account. I've been trying for months now.

The good news is that I had the forethought to open all my accounts using fictional characters... such as Hannibal Lecter.

I Google myself and literally get nothing other than a couple of people who just so happen to share the same name.
 Quoting: Dr. Lecter


I dunno Man cause you're avatar looks just like him
Dr. Lecter
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01/28/2013 03:17 AM

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Go ahead and just try deleting your Facebook account. I've been trying for months now.

The good news is that I had the forethought to open all my accounts using fictional characters... such as Hannibal Lecter.

I Google myself and literally get nothing other than a couple of people who just so happen to share the same name.
 Quoting: Dr. Lecter


I dunno Man cause you're avatar looks just like him
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33182733


uh-oh.
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