I'll Probably Catch Hell for this, but Screw it...Was this the First Nobody Thread?

Wanted to hire: Antichrist/Supreme-being: for world domination, Armageddon, and various evil hi-jinx.

Requirements: must have certain and unique qualifications, per birth and human linage.

Applicants must be able to tie all major religions, past and present, into one single world system.

Applicants must also be able to combine in perfect harmony all of modern science and mathematics with all religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran.

Applicants must be able to show common link between the ancient legends from all of history; example: be able to link together the hundreds of ancient flood epics into one seamless explanation.

Applicants must also show proof of a unique birth. The applicant’s birth date must be foretold about in the Bible and Koran, and supported by the father of modern science, Sir Isaac Newton.

The applicant’s birth name must also be unique and be able to link both ancient and modern cultures.

Finally, the applicant must be able to show rational PI, thereby be able to measure the area of a circle with absolute precision.