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If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????

 
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If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
Lets say reincarnation is true and we all chose to be born into this planet to “learn some karmic lesson”.

Then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
perhaps we were put here against our will
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
perhaps we were put here against our will
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
perhaps we were put here against our will
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another question:

if sophia made yaldabaoth on accident, why doesn't she just free all the spirits here and destroy the material realm? Or is this process currently happening?
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
We didn't choose to be born. That is the fundamental flaw in all religions. We are born into this world without any choice or decision on what circumstances we will be born into. So, if you are born into a loving rich family who takes care of all your needs, you are pretty much set. If on the other hand, you are born into a poor family who abuses the hell out of you, and you grow up to be a monster criminal, you are pretty much fucked.

It is simply the luck of the draw.
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
Lets say reincarnation is true and we all chose to be born into this planet to “learn some karmic lesson”.

Then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
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oh thought it was the air coming into the lungs that make babies cry
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
Lets say reincarnation is true and we all chose to be born into this planet to “learn some karmic lesson”.

Then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
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Maybe we dont remember? Maybe thats part of the karmic cleansing contract. Idk...
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
because are babys when we are born, im sure that shit hurts too
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
My son did not cry when born. If the doctor doesn't abuse them upon coming out they are fine. He just looked around curiously.
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
For the same reason I cry when I wake up in the morning.
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Then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
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Simple. Because bastard doctors hit babies on the ass to stimulate the first breath and sting them with needles for blood tests.
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
cuz it fucking cold out here dumbass.
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I wish I had the time to think about stupid shit. Good on you OP!
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
This happen because of our Lungs,
they need to get big and powerful,
inhale and exhale,
until now a Baby get everything delivered
but now it is the Time to get strong!

It is a kind of Training and a Baby do not (always) cry because of Pain!
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
Lets say reincarnation is true and we all chose to be born into this planet to “learn some karmic lesson”.

Then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
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I've had my children at home and they don't cry. It's the doctors slapping them that makes them cry I'm pretty certain.

Last Edited by A Friend on 01/28/2013 03:52 PM
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
We cry out of joy and say "fuck yeah" I finally made it to fucking earth.
If I make it here, I make it everywhere.

Something like that.
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
That first slap across the ass is telling you what to expect in time of human as a sheeple. Let the pain begin.
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
Makes me think about where i came from 1dunno1

Last Edited by Balloons on 01/28/2013 04:11 PM
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
That first slap across the ass is telling you what to expect in time of human as a sheeple. Let the pain begin.
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Yes yes!!
We fell to earth, and then the pain began, but still there is much joy
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou has perfect praise, babies laugh and cry.
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
Smackin em on the ass is part of the monarch programming.
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
its supposed to have been remembered as a roar of victory.

you are obviously learning nothing from these different incarnations.
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Re: If we chose to be born on this planet, then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
Lets say reincarnation is true and we all chose to be born into this planet to “learn some karmic lesson”.

Then why do we cry like a f**king baby when we are born????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14641244


oh thought it was the air coming into the lungs that make babies cry
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This.. :)

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