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Gold is just a stupid, shiny, yellow rock

 
Dr. Greenthumb
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Gold is just a stupid, shiny, yellow rock
It is beautiful, but then again so is water, and not only that but water is much more essential to biology. Gold is just another mineral, doing it's job on planet earth to assist the plants and animals. You must realize that earth has an incinerator, and it is every little crystal's dream to become molten so that one day it can be pushed up to become land, where soil will be formed and hopefully one day the soil will become animated! So you see, when you strip gold from the earth (among other minerals) you're robbing those molecules of their dreams to one day be a baby bird.

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Right... because when we strip those minerals they NEVER get sent back into the earth... they're all magicked into space! And the Earth loses it's precious yellow rocks forever... stuff doesn't get turned back into ground and anything else through natural life cycles. That's why we still have TONS of old Babylonian... oh wait...

Please collect your brain from the coat check before typing...
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Someone doesn't understand natural order at all, do they? Did I say the gold went anywhere? No, I'm just saying now it has to get back in the ground, where if humans didn't change, they'd still be taking it right back out again, in time it'd look like that gold could never be a chicken fetus. Look, you just can't argue with my logic. That'd be like saying the sky is purple.
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It is beautiful, but then again so is water, and not only that but water is much more essential to biology. Gold is just another mineral, doing it's job on planet earth to assist the plants and animals. You must realize that earth has an incinerator, and it is every little crystal's dream to become molten so that one day it can be pushed up to become land, where soil will be formed and hopefully one day the soil will become animated! So you see, when you strip gold from the earth (among other minerals) you're robbing those molecules of their dreams to one day be a baby bird.
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For one it's a metal or more accurately a mineral. It is by no means a rock.
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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Sorry, but when I think mineral, I think rock. Rocks, metals, ain't much of a difference anyways.
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Gold is a dense, soft, shiny, malleable and ductile metal. It is a chemical element with the symbol Au (aurum in Latin, meaning glow of sunrise) and atomic number 79.

Gold has a bright yellow color and luster traditionally considered attractive, which it maintains without oxidizing in air or water. Chemically, gold is a transition metal and a group 11 element. It is one of the least reactive chemical elements solid under standard conditions. The metal therefore occurs often in free elemental (native) form, as nuggets or grains in rocks, in veins and in alluvial deposits. Less commonly, it occurs in minerals as gold compounds, usually with tellurium.

Gold resists attacks by individual acids, but it can be dissolved by the aqua regia (nitro-hydrochloric acid), so named because it dissolves gold. Gold also dissolves in alkaline solutions of cyanide, which have been used in mining. Gold dissolves in mercury, forming amalgam alloys. Gold is insoluble in nitric acid, which dissolves silver and base metals, a property that has long been used to confirm the presence of gold in items, giving rise to the term the acid test.
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

Got Gold?
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The real question is what do TPTB want with so much gold?
billions of metric tonnes out it.
Do they even know?
they can't possibly need that much. Even as a drug and for space ships. They can't need that much.
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Love is the rarest commodity.
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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The real question is what do TPTB want with so much gold?
billions of metric tonnes out it.
Do they even know?
they can't possibly need that much. Even as a drug and for space ships. They can't need that much.
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Galactic Property Markets are trading in fickle materials.
Atmosphere generation and materials utilized in such prospects are usually sought after.
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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gold kills stars and planets. take all you want.
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But the earth's core is hungry for gold. Who is ANYONE to deny fire it's meal? Fire put you here on this blue marble, fire's gonna take you off it(not gold).
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It bothers me that most people would trade their soul for a nugget that size.
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But the earth's core is hungry for gold. Who is ANYONE to deny fire it's meal? Fire put you here on this blue marble, fire's gonna take you off it(not gold).
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Who is anyone to think that we, the ants on the small and thin surface of this earth are even CLOSE to taking up 1/1000th of the gold WITHIN the earth? Who are YOU to suggest such a thing. We're scraping off layers of SKIN about as thin as it at least in comparison to how DEEP the earth is. And What exactly is it you propose? We throw all the gold into a volcano which is currently spewing OUT the molten innards of the earth?

You must be some special kind of stupid to think we have such an affect on this earth with our minimal mining compared to it's enormous size. Then again... such thinking coming from someone who "knows" how to be just like "jesus christ" doesn't surprise me since you really think you ARE something special...

Special indeed... *taps you on your helmet* You be safe out there today.
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Consider this: I could have made this about diamonds, and actually have been accurate on the the "rock" label. But no, I chose gold, because even though diamond is "worth more" we don't worship it as much. Now why would you want to worship gold? Sure, it's shiny, but so is morning dew, and last time I checked we were putting a lot more effort into gold mining than clean water distribution. I believe at the same time we we're trying to figure out how we could MAKE gold, we were also making water contaminated with toxic poison. Lovely. Now you see the point of this, and all my threads, are to get you to look at the human condition from god's pov.
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Yeah, I line my driveway with those.
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True. Remember, people aren't born idolizing and worshipping gold; they are conditioned by their relative society (do you think the African miners that dig gold value it in the same ways a westerner would?).
With that said, the root of this affliction for gold can not be blamed solely on the individual, as they have no choice but to be exposed to shallow materialism. Gold is an ornament, but it is a perversion putting gold above life. That is the entire point. To perverse the created in stature to the creator.

People will realize this when they can't eat it...
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But the earth's core is hungry for gold. Who is ANYONE to deny fire it's meal? Fire put you here on this blue marble, fire's gonna take you off it(not gold).
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Who is anyone to think that we, the ants on the small and thin surface of this earth are even CLOSE to taking up 1/1000th of the gold WITHIN the earth? Who are YOU to suggest such a thing. We're scraping off layers of SKIN about as thin as it at least in comparison to how DEEP the earth is. And What exactly is it you propose? We throw all the gold into a volcano which is currently spewing OUT the molten innards of the earth?

You must be some special kind of stupid to think we have such an affect on this earth with our minimal mining compared to it's enormous size. Then again... such thinking coming from someone who "knows" how to be just like "jesus christ" doesn't surprise me since you really think you ARE something special...

Special indeed... *taps you on your helmet* You be safe out there today.
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I find it odd that you don't know how to be just like christ. If you're capable of love you're capable of being like christ. I didn't say you would BECOME christ, because christ is a leader and you might not have the will or the knowledge or just plain wish to play god. I however have all of those things, and quite honestly I could and will lead my people to the promised land.
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The real question is what do TPTB want with so much gold?
billions of metric tonnes out it.
Do they even know?
they can't possibly need that much. Even as a drug and for space ships. They can't need that much.
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What that electronics book didn't tell us is that gold is one of the best electric conductors because it does not corrode.

I theorize they have either taken it off planet or are using it for deep underground bases where moisture is a problem.
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Gold has one thing going for it. It is Hypnotic...A yellow metal that gets its value from your energy. A worthless symbol that depicts and promotes scarcity in a world of abundance. It has no value without your suffering if you are playing on the wrong side of its standard.
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letmetellyouwhy

Gold is not just a yellow rock. It is a fantastic non-corroding conductor, is used for medicinal purposes, dental purposes and it reflects electromagnetic radiation.

It's also an ideal currency because it possesses all the monetary properties that the market demands: it is divisible, portable, recognizable and, most importantly, scarce - making it a stable store of value.

I also fail to see what you getting at about gold being fucking baby birds or something.You wouldn't even be able to type out stupid drivel like that without the power of gold that is most likely sitting inside YOUR computing device. Please stop wasting organic matter by continuing to live so we can enjoy more baby birds!

In short, get off the bong hippy.

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Absolutely correct.
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Doesn't matter what it is. It has always been and will always be the only true currency for humans on earth.
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Furthermore gold is an element that isn't present in ANY life form so I fail to see how it is robbing any creature of existence. It should also be noted that gold doesn't really form "molecules".
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So true!!!!!
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Gold also makes me look cool as shit when I drink Goldschlager and makes my poop look great when I take these: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

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Gold like all things is made up of an Alchemical Trinity.

Salt, Sulfur and Mercury.


Gold has a Body, a Soul, and a Spirit.


The Salt is the Body, the Sulfur is its Soul and Mercury is its Spirit.



I just explained all of Alchemy to you in a few words.



Now do you want to know how to do a Transmutation ?
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Gold serves no basic survival function. You can't eat it obviously. It's too soft to make useful tools out of. Our twisted empire gives it worth when there is none. Same with diamonds or any other "precious" metal or gem. People kill one another for these things though. Our civilization is nothing more than an enormous mental institution.
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Gold serves no basic survival function. You can't eat it obviously. It's too soft to make useful tools out of. Our twisted empire gives it worth when there is none. Same with diamonds or any other "precious" metal or gem. People kill one another for these things though. Our civilization is nothing more than an enormous mental institution.
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By that logic neither do computers. So go outside and get off the computer nature boy!

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guys, gold is extremely useful for electronics because it conducts electricity 100% better than copper.

It's extremely useful and will only become more valuable.

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