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My Parable: Balls To The Wall

 
Dr. Greenthumb
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My Parable: Balls To The Wall
You're sitting in a remote shack in the middle of a jungle with IVs hooked up to your veins supplying you with enough water and nutrients to survive, because you can't go out into that jungle and get some fruit. Your testacles are shackled and chained to the wall you're sitting against. In this shack is a table and on that table is a sewing kit and a first aid kit. The shack's door is closed and the shack has only 1 window that at around noon would provide plenty of light to see to sow your balls back on. In the first aid kit is medicine to relieve the pain of your severed balls, along with anti-septic, bandages, etc. Basically: You risk pain over life, because you HATE being chained by the balls to the wall. So what do you do? Suffer the pain, or die in the shack? An allegory of the human condition.
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So the wall has got you by the balls, in other words. And you will forever be it's prisoner, unless you simply bite the bullet. (Yes there was a knife with a candle to sterilize SITTING NEARBY)
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You're sitting in a remote shack in the middle of a jungle with IVs hooked up to your veins supplying you with enough water and nutrients to survive, because you can't go out into that jungle and get some fruit. Your testacles are shackled and chained to the wall you're sitting against. In this shack is a table and on that table is a sewing kit and a first aid kit. The shack's door is closed and the shack has only 1 window that at around noon would provide plenty of light to see to sow your balls back on. In the first aid kit is medicine to relieve the pain of your severed balls, along with anti-septic, bandages, etc. Basically: You risk pain over life, because you HATE being chained by the balls to the wall. So what do you do? Suffer the pain, or die in the shack? An allegory of the human condition.
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Balls to the walls is what this engine is doing away from you.

Do you even know where the expression comes from or what it means?

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Seems like the moment someone gets creative in their expression someone has to come along and say: Black can't be white!
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Re: My Parable: Balls To The Wall
Depends, how old I am, and if I still need those balls.
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I would like to think that I could escape, but frankly, I just don't have the balls to do it.
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Well if you don't cut your balls off and gtfo of the shack, you won't be needing your balls anyways. There really is only 1 answer. The idea is that you take the chance on reattaching your balls, because life without balls, though it may not be as bad as life chained to wall, would sucks balls.
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Seems like the moment someone gets creative in their expression someone has to come along and say: Black can't be white!
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Have you bothered for a moment just a fraction of a moment to look outside and capture what is occurring around you in real time? You see Mr. Waxing poetic we live in a world of violence…..real people die or other horrible type events violence that ruins lives for ever in some cases…..you following me hotshot?

Now at the same time we have a gun grab because of public shootings and the craziness of gun ownership. Is that registering BIG GUY? We are told….we do not need guns. I assume you have read the headlines?

Now this is the really funny part that asks you smack in the face…if we are really so concerned with violence…..why does our entertainment industry make sure every hour is filled with commercials advocating GUN VIOLENCE for entertainment on the BIG SCREEN in movies. Well the folks imitating the movies are on the BIGGEST SCREEN, the world stage where do they get these crazy ideas? It is like the movies we say…no shit!.


Why..why…why does the world not get up and shout…STOP JERKING US OFF……it is all lies!

Why are the politicians concerned about GUNS being owned yet our young are indoctrinated and well versed on violence and what GUNS are for before they are 7 or is it 5 from watching TV and the movies.?

Grow up folks…..realize with real eyes….we are being played.


Now back to your f^cked up scenario…..is that the most creative you can be? Wow…just watch a sick ass movie and your story has already been told. Clean it up…..this world is going to be exposed unto itself. We are all going to be naked to one another…the least to the greatest….people will not believe what men do behind closed doors. It must and will stop, by God’s grace.

5a 5a 5a
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What if I was chained to the wall and forced to watch reruns of "The Golden Girls". That would definitely motivate me to get out of there.
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01/28/2013 08:18 PM

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Seems like the moment someone gets creative in their expression someone has to come along and say: Black can't be white!
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Have you bothered for a moment just a fraction of a moment to look outside and capture what is occurring around you in real time? You see Mr. Waxing poetic we live in a world of violence…..real people die or other horrible type events violence that ruins lives for ever in some cases…..you following me hotshot?

Now at the same time we have a gun grab because of public shootings and the craziness of gun ownership. Is that registering BIG GUY? We are told….we do not need guns. I assume you have read the headlines?

Now this is the really funny part that asks you smack in the face…if we are really so concerned with violence…..why does our entertainment industry make sure every hour is filled with commercials advocating GUN VIOLENCE for entertainment on the BIG SCREEN in movies. Well the folks imitating the movies are on the BIGGEST SCREEN, the world stage where do they get these crazy ideas? It is like the movies we say…no shit!.


Why..why…why does the world not get up and shout…STOP JERKING US OFF……it is all lies!

Why are the politicians concerned about GUNS being owned yet our young are indoctrinated and well versed on violence and what GUNS are for before they are 7 or is it 5 from watching TV and the movies.?

Grow up folks…..realize with real eyes….we are being played.


Now back to your f^cked up scenario…..is that the most creative you can be? Wow…just watch a sick ass movie and your story has already been told. Clean it up…..this world is going to be exposed unto itself. We are all going to be naked to one another…the least to the greatest….people will not believe what men do behind closed doors. It must and will stop, by God’s grace.

5a 5a 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371470


My "scenario" illustrates a man, totally free (he's in a fucking jungle, ain't no one gonna bother him) , if only he allows himself to be. The pain, however great, is still only temporary. The shackles that bind you to the wall are not. But be thankful it is only your scrotom and not your neck chained. Humanity is a lot like that man. He's not going anywhere, paradise is right outside his front door, but he's too afraid of a little (relative) discomfort to actually have a life again.
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What if I was chained to the wall and forced to watch reruns of "The Golden Girls". That would definitely motivate me to get out of there.
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Well now....that is different, but have you seen every episode?
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Re: My Parable: Balls To The Wall
Seems like the moment someone gets creative in their expression someone has to come along and say: Black can't be white!
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Have you bothered for a moment just a fraction of a moment to look outside and capture what is occurring around you in real time? You see Mr. Waxing poetic we live in a world of violence…..real people die or other horrible type events violence that ruins lives for ever in some cases…..you following me hotshot?

Now at the same time we have a gun grab because of public shootings and the craziness of gun ownership. Is that registering BIG GUY? We are told….we do not need guns. I assume you have read the headlines?

Now this is the really funny part that asks you smack in the face…if we are really so concerned with violence…..why does our entertainment industry make sure every hour is filled with commercials advocating GUN VIOLENCE for entertainment on the BIG SCREEN in movies. Well the folks imitating the movies are on the BIGGEST SCREEN, the world stage where do they get these crazy ideas? It is like the movies we say…no shit!.


Why..why…why does the world not get up and shout…STOP JERKING US OFF……it is all lies!

Why are the politicians concerned about GUNS being owned yet our young are indoctrinated and well versed on violence and what GUNS are for before they are 7 or is it 5 from watching TV and the movies.?

Grow up folks…..realize with real eyes….we are being played.


Now back to your f^cked up scenario…..is that the most creative you can be? Wow…just watch a sick ass movie and your story has already been told. Clean it up…..this world is going to be exposed unto itself. We are all going to be naked to one another…the least to the greatest….people will not believe what men do behind closed doors. It must and will stop, by God’s grace.

5a 5a 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371470


My "scenario" illustrates a man, totally free (he's in a fucking jungle, ain't no one gonna bother him) , if only he allows himself to be. The pain, however great, is still only temporary. The shackles that bind you to the wall are not. But be thankful it is only your scrotom and not your neck chained. Humanity is a lot like that man. He's not going anywhere, paradise is right outside his front door, but he's too afraid of a little (relative) discomfort to actually have a life again.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


That is your most creative way to get to your readers to their destination? Wow....keep the day job. afro
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Re: My Parable: Balls To The Wall
Balls to the Wall

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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01/28/2013 09:42 PM
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Oh man, i was expecting some Accept.
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Re: My Parable: Balls To The Wall
You're sitting in a remote shack in the middle of a jungle with IVs hooked up to your veins supplying you with enough water and nutrients to survive, because you can't go out into that jungle and get some fruit. Your testacles are shackled and chained to the wall you're sitting against. In this shack is a table and on that table is a sewing kit and a first aid kit. The shack's door is closed and the shack has only 1 window that at around noon would provide plenty of light to see to sow your balls back on. In the first aid kit is medicine to relieve the pain of your severed balls, along with anti-septic, bandages, etc. Basically: You risk pain over life, because you HATE being chained by the balls to the wall. So what do you do? Suffer the pain, or die in the shack? An allegory of the human condition.
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


At least tell me how I got there...

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