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Message Subject Cracker Barrel: A Cultural Metaphor
Poster Handle Nikola Tesla
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I think it is a hilarious restaurant, I eat there sometimes and have noticed that only "crackers" eat there.

I'm a cracker myself, and every time I eat there I imagine a barrel shaped building with nothing but white haired baptists that all drive gold buick regals, and when I get there I am displeased that it is a square building, but the parking lot is in fact chock full of buick regals, and the buliding is devoid of any sort of multiculturalism. Just a bunch of whities.

Literally a barrel full of crackers. lol

I usually eat to the point of nausea.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17670138


Maybe that is why I like it, I'm a "cracker". I always have lots of black eye peas, greens, corn bread and pork. Your basic Southern diet. Oh and don't forget the sweet tea.
 
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