"I forgot Abrams don't "swim" to well so I guess swamp travel is out of the question also!"

I'm just using the machinery I'm familiar with as an example. They are at the A3 variant by now. There are other armored vehicles out there that can go where the M-1A1 can't. It is a big boy. A main battle tank. The SOB has a turbine jet engine! can go 65MPh. I think a few of those deployed around the old grain elevator will change a lot of minds out in rural America.
All this bravado is commendable, in as much as it shows great passion. But if you are REALLY interested in taking on the U.S. Army, you better get off the Internet and spend the rest of your days totally committed to becoming very, very hard men.