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I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question

 
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I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
Shoot..
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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
What is the interplanetary magnetic field at right now or during a solar storm? What is the Bz and Bt component?
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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
How much tnt do you use?
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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
You need a can opened or what?
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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
You need a can opened or what?
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I need my tin foil can opened please
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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
I have this tin of corned beef but I can't figure it out. Open please!
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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
Place opener on rim of can, squeeze levers together, grip firmly while rotating flywheel.

The can will open.
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01/29/2013 10:53 PM

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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
This guy's looking for you. Thread: That's it. If I ever meet a can opener designer I'm going to beat the shit out of him.
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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
shit just got real! :O
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If can won't open or an erection lasts for more than four hours, seek medical attention.
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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
Yeah, why don't you manufacture "under the cabinet" can openers anymore? I just can't find any good ones with the jar openers and knife sharpeners attached. Those in the color white would be nice. The counter top models suck and take up valuable space.
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If can won't open or an erection lasts for more than four hours, seek medical attention.
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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
Yeah, why don't you manufacture "under the cabinet" can openers anymore? I just can't find any good ones with the jar openers and knife sharpeners attached. Those in the color white would be nice. The counter top models suck and take up valuable space.
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9/11 changed everything.
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Re: I am the inventor of the can opener, ask me a question
Yeah, why don't you manufacture "under the cabinet" can openers anymore? I just can't find any good ones with the jar openers and knife sharpeners attached. Those in the color white would be nice. The counter top models suck and take up valuable space.
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9/11 changed everything.
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