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Drug Test Everyone in UK

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2013 01:11 AM
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Drug testing first, then DNA...and don't forget to report any antisocial behavior. Ham sandwiches at work, report those!

Employers who discovered a staff member abusing drugs would not have to turn ‘informant’ and tell the police, he added.
Anyone caught with drugs in their system should be offered help to stop, he said – but anyone who refused that help should suffer ‘consequences, which would probably be about their employment’


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Guess Hamish MacBeth is out of a job
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Ham at work footnote:

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An obstacle for Muslims working in meat processing plants is the Quran’s prohibition of the consumption of pork. Many Muslims also believe that even touching pork violates this tenet of Islam, the accommodation of which was recently tested in EEOC v. The Work Connection, in which the EEOC alleged that in order to be referred for work at meat processing facilities applicants were required to sign a form stating that they would not refuse to handle pork in the course of their jobs. In a consent decree, the employment agency agreed no longer to use the pork form.
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01/30/2013 02:31 AM
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Aw, how cute.
They're trying to be America, because the same measures are so effective there....

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Most common cause of workplace accidents-not drugs, lack of sleep:

[link to www.cnn.com]

It may also lead to personal and public tragedy. There are indications that the Challenger disaster, the Chernobyl nuclear reactor meltdown and the Exxon Valdez oil spill can all be partly linked to people suffering from a severe lack of sleep.

If we could just get everyone to take naps...
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01/30/2013 03:23 AM
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self employment is the way forward
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will this include government approved drugs such as tobacco and alcohol , what abbout ssri's lol
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will this include government approved drugs such as tobacco and alcohol , what abbout ssri's lol
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The "state mandated" drugs will come with your treatment protocol.
Here they want all cannabis users to have a full year of treatment (under Obamacare). Keeps the rehab industry happy:

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01/30/2013 04:40 AM
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Rehab is for quitters ; )
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01/30/2013 04:43 AM
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Should the UK be the first country to require RFID chips?
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01/30/2013 05:00 AM
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That would mean half the workforce out of a job
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Does this include members of Parliament?

George Clinton..I mean Tony Clement....
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After the band 'One Direction', can't blame them.
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01/30/2013 07:03 AM
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Save the Children!

[link to www.politics.co.uk]

The hardline proposal came during a meeting with the all-party parliamentary group on cannabis and children, in which theMetropolitan police commissioner said more action was needed to discourage the use of illicit substances.

The day traders have to have their blow, though:

The proposal would cause howls of outrage among trade unions and civil liberties campaigners if it was ever introduced and could have a serious impact on many professions – not least the financial sector, where the use of cocaine is common.
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Most common cause of workplace accidents-not drugs, lack of sleep:

[link to www.cnn.com]

It may also lead to personal and public tragedy. There are indications that the Challenger disaster, the Chernobyl nuclear reactor meltdown and the Exxon Valdez oil spill can all be partly linked to people suffering from a severe lack of sleep.

If we could just get everyone to take naps...
 Quoting: zenobiaphobia


I can believe this lol , i can function on weed , with out sleep im worthless
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That would mean half the workforce out of a job
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Pretty much!!
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In related news, woman passes out drunk and dies from hypothermia, arrest is made for cannabis growing...

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

Mr and Mrs Keith, aged 48 and 49, who have three children, were arrested on suspicion of manslaughter and the cultivation of cannabis after 100 marijuana plants were found in their detached home in Aigburth, Liverpool. Both were released on bail pending further inquiries, Merseyside Police said.

Alcohol killed her, but the pub is off the hook with some story of "trying to call an ambulance". Look....there is some weed, blame that somehow!

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