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What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?

 
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What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
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Last Edited by DGN on 02/02/2013 03:48 PM
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
damned
 Quoting: DGN


It's made sturdier than you anticipated.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
It means you suck as an iconoclast
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
You're a weaktit.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
It means you don't know what the fuck you're doing. And if you don't have the knowledge or even the strength to break porcelain, then you have no business trying to. You...are retarded.
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01/30/2013 01:54 AM

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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
It's demonically protected.

For further testing I suggest leaving it somewhere remote.

If upon your return home the statue is sitting on the table, you are indeed living in a 19th century horror novella.
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01/30/2013 01:55 AM
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
Often in natural disasters, the religious statues are the only things left standing, you make out of it what you will
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01/30/2013 02:06 AM
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
It isn't porcelain, it is enameled iron. It doesn't matter if you smash one or break one, they will make another.

If you are talking metaphors, you tell me.
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01/30/2013 02:11 AM
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
Treading on some sacred ground there.

Maybe it means you will not burn in H3ll, or maybe just trying to break it will get you there...

For Christ Sakes--FIND JESUS

Here, read the cat bible (even Cats love Jesus): [link to www.lolcatbible.com]

Joshua 5

Circumcision at Gilgal

1 Nao wen aw teh Amirite kings ovr der and aw teh Canaanite kings on teh beech herdz how teh Lawrd Ceiling Cat had dryzed up da Jorden befur teh Izrayelietz til hadz crosd ovr, dey harts did malted an dey no longrz hadz teh braevz to fayz teh Izrayelietz.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
OP: You need a real protestant for this to work.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
True Story: One day shortly after Xmas a few years ago, a large pink box was found sitting on my front lawn. I left it there for a little while, but it remained. Finally, I opened it, and inside was a statue of Mother Mary.

I gave her a home in my backyard as a garden gnome.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
True Story: One day shortly after Xmas a few years ago, a large pink box was found sitting on my front lawn. I left it there for a little while, but it remained. Finally, I opened it, and inside was a statue of Mother Mary.

I gave her a home in my backyard as a garden gnome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9014106


Lotta people seem to like to do that.

Many bury old bath tubs halfway in the earth and make a cover for her too :-)

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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
It's demonically protected.

For further testing I suggest leaving it somewhere remote.

If upon your return home the statue is sitting on the table, you are indeed living in a 19th century horror novella.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


............right...................
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01/31/2013 04:01 AM
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
ask Darwin
as always
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01/31/2013 04:04 AM
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
Put it upside down in the freezer, then smash it.

Christians don't worship graven images.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
OP: You need a real protestant for this to work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31381689


Could be!
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
I once went round to a friends place, a lapsed catholic and he had acquired a cheap figurine of Isis, with the blue veil that they call, 'mother of God'. ugh. disgusting.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
It means take it out of your asshole first.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
It means that you are weak and you suck.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
It just means you have the strength of a ten year old girl and you need to quit the gay porn and start working out.
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01/31/2013 11:17 AM

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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
ask Darwin
as always
 Quoting: Funney


When he's resurrected I will ask him which was more pagan, Darwinism or Catholicism?
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01/31/2013 11:20 AM
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
damned
 Quoting: DGN


Wasn't made in China???
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01/31/2013 11:41 AM
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
Blasphemy against the Mother of God counts as sin, whether you are a Protestant or a Catholic.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
it means u should take Locke's advice and give up the smack on YOUR own terms.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
Probably because it is made of plastic :)
As the Aussie said, Christians don't worship or pray to graven images.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
it means it wasn't made in China.
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
Blasphemy against the Mother of God counts as sin, whether you are a Protestant or a Catholic.
 Quoting: 13th-Century


Bump

Im carving a statue in wood of the Blessed Mother
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
damned
 Quoting: DGN


Wasn't made in China???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16185513


see? i wasn't the only one to say it :)
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
Blasphemy against the Mother of God counts as sin, whether you are a Protestant or a Catholic.
 Quoting: 13th-Century


Some 12 year old girl was the mother of god huh? Makes sense!
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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
It means that your a brainwashed Bibletard
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01/31/2013 12:29 PM

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Re: What does it mean when you try to smash a porcelin Catholic statue but it won't break?
Um you're doing it wrong?

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