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I hope you weren't planning on going off somewhere else before the end of the ride, my spaceship can't be beat.

 
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I hope you weren't planning on going off somewhere else before the end of the ride, my spaceship can't be beat.
You refer to it as planet earth. It's a cute name for my ship, I really like it. So yeah, when you live in infinity there isn't much to check out, the journey is the destination so to speak. It's definitely a pleasure cruise. I hope you find the grass inviting and the body delighting, because it's all here for your enjoyment. When you have ultimate power all you can really do is create art with it. It also feels real good to be loved by everyone everywhere, and that's the main reason I built this ship. So enjoy the ride, and remember THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
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Re: I hope you weren't planning on going off somewhere else before the end of the ride, my spaceship can't be beat.
Oh, one more thing before I enter the dream world. I'd like to apologize on behalf of the unruly passengers stirring up trouble for peace loving folk, but just remember that at anytime you can mutiny your "false captains" and pay homage to the only captain aboard worth his salt, Jesus Christ. Ha, but seriously though you'd better wisen up homo sapiens or I'll be forced to kick you off in the interest of the species that make up 99.999999999999999999% of the world's population (this is only counting animals)
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Re: I hope you weren't planning on going off somewhere else before the end of the ride, my spaceship can't be beat.
If none of this is making sense to you, then it's time you looked at the big picture. We're not just here on some molten rock, we're travelling through the misty cosmos! Cosmos that coincidentally happen to be like the exterior of this ship, layed out so that our galaxy's proudest planet's conditions were just right. All of this makes perfect sense to me, so there's no reason it should be any different to you.

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