I'm laying there by the pool and I see that there are some fine looking ladies around. I needed a way to get their attention so I went through all the pool filters and scooped out the dead floating bees and wasps.

I laid back down on my lounge chair and place the dead insects all over my body. I played it calm and cool and figured that the girls would look over and see that I was a tough guy laying there with bees and wasps on me and I wasn't even scared or nothing!

That's a way to attract girls at the pool.