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My Wife Speaks To The Ketchup Bottle...and SHE Claims It Speaks Back!!!!

 
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My wife has been talking to inanimate objects around the house for the past 2 weeks. She claims they communicate with her using a vibratory frequency she can comprehend. How screwed up is that?!

They communicate about the nature of reality and how everything and everybody is actually part of some huge cosmic "over-soul" that IS and CREATES everything in existence. She goes around saying stuff like, "We're all one soul. Everything is created by the soul and is manifested by the soul.There is only one atom in the universe that creates everything simultaneously."

Should I get her psychiatric help? Should I believe her? She's been mentally stable for the 19 years we've been married. She has never, and I mean never, ever talked about stuff like this before. I've never known her to be dishonest.


She's talked to and received communications from the following:

table lamp
various coins
various furniture
radio - turned off
cat
salt poured onto her palm
various statues in our home
tube of toothpaste
clocks and her watch
an old ring from her long dead grandfather
and now various foods - including, last night, the ketchup bottle!

Has anybody experienced something similar?
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does she talk to you ?
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Look up Daniel Paul Schreber.

Something sounds familiar about what you report.

Try to avoid Wikipedia as it neglects to go into the nuances of what he experienced and just throws you into Dementia praecox which is just a vague catch all term.

If you can find his actual writings, I think you may find some parallels to what your wife is experiencing.

Bear in mind this is coming from the angle that she is batshit insane as opposed to actually being in touch with the soul of the universe or whatever.
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I'll go first.......

Almost 10 years ago, my TY in the kitchen talked to me. I was fascinated. Had been sitting at my kitchen table reading and I realized that what I was hearing on the TV was a description of ME.

I got up and walked to the TV and stood in front of it, and it stopped. But when I turned and looked the other way it began again.

I have no idea how this could happen because a sitcom was playing. But as the characters spoke it was all about me. Never happened before nor after. It was just one of those rare moments that I'll never forget.

It's not something that I share with new friends tho, lol.



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Up her Meds
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As your wife has previously suffered mental health problems, Yes, she should seek medical help. Psychotic episodes do require investigation as to the cause.
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Up her Meds
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She doesn't do drugs, or have more than a couple of glasses of wine in a week.

Thanks for the thoughtful responses thus far.
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As your wife has previously suffered mental health problems, Yes, she should seek medical help. Psychotic episodes do require investigation as to the cause.
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Never in the time I've known her. She is usually rock solid emotionally, too.
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ok are you ever present when this "communication" takes place?
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would be interesting what the mustard and the mayonnaise have to say, too.
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Give her lots of coconut oil STAT!
Her brain needs food.
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It does sound psychotic, OP. I'm sorry. However, you know her the best. What is your gut feeling? Any family history? Is she on any antibiotics or anything? The reason I ask is because my Mom had an "episode" when she was on meds for a urinary tract infection. It was listed as a rare side effect but it happened to her.
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Go buy a small wireless mic and speaker set up...make a real talking Ketchup bottle...

Then when she starts to "Communicate" with it?...
Just make the Ketchup say..., "Look Jane, you gotta stop bothering us ummmkay?....we are like super busy in this dimension. We got a shitload of new people here and they are green as Pamolive fucking soap. If we don't teach them the ropes right away?...they are off flinging stars into far off galaxies and doing all sorts off dumbass noob vibratory shit and getting into all sorts of trouble. One of just turned a trillion atoms into Adam Ant because they don't know wtf they are doing...sheesh...I gotta go now, but knock off communicating with us because we're very busy and you're NOT helping"
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As your wife has previously suffered mental health problems, Yes, she should seek medical help. Psychotic episodes do require investigation as to the cause.
 Quoting: Grandma 33331057


Never in the time I've known her. She is usually rock solid emotionally, too.
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On a serious note just for the million to one shot that you actually sincere and not just being a douchetroll...

Schizophrenia often does have adult onset...and hearing voices is one the verified signs of that happening.

Schizophrenia is very serious and very real mental illness, one that can often be associated with violence, delusions and other possibly life threatening conditions...you may want to look at having tests for that and at least research it....
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If she ever starts talking with cucumbers or the like, you may be headed for a breakup.



But, seriously. You need to take stock of any meds she may be on. I had a really bad reaction to painkillers in the hospital and started hallucinating. I have also had paranoid reactions to Singulair. I didn't know that it screwed with the same receptors as anti-depressants until I did some research.

The only way to be sure what is going on is to have her seek medical attention right away.

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There has been an explanation of this and other people have experienced the same thing. I know I have read about this same thing you are mentioning. You will need to do some research and it will be shocking what you will find. Check David dIcke, David Wilcock, www.bibliotecapleyades.net.
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Good luck, OP. If you're sincere, you must be freaking-out.

I brought my two dogs to an open-air bar in Texas last year. We were there about two hours and a guy brought his horse and tied it up next to us. A little bit later, the horse started to talk. My dogs were freaked and we left. After we got home I said outloud, "Well, that was a hell of a day."

The dogs looked at me and then one said, "No shit, and a talking horse!"
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Also, I believe there's a doctor (Sacks/Sachs?) who wrote a book on something similar to what you're going through.

IIRC it's titled "The Man Who Mistook His Wife for A Hat." Supposed to be a game-changer and was published about 25 years ago.

Good luck
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Thanks for the input.
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I had my awakening last year - it was very intense. My wife thought I was crazy - my sister (a psyche) wanted me on drugs .. and it was tough .. but ya know, I'd do it all over again!

That said, I didn't speak to objects. but that does not mean she's not being communicated w/ from other realms. Shit, when you experience a telepathic communication to something you didn't even believe existed .. that's some fucking strange ass shit .. your mind wants to understand so bad .. so yeah, that is difficult for her to understand what's going on. (as well as you) .. because we have been taught nothing else exists! Those who've had valid experiences, are called CRAZY and feed drugs or lock up and fed drugs.

If you take her to a psych = DOUCHE .. that's on you! - Personally, the best advise I can give you is: Support her, comfort her, let her know you love her, get her outside in nature and away from a TV & the internet.

As for yourself, search the net and tube for other folks "awakening". You be surprise and what you find.

GOOD LUCK!
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Good luck, OP. If you're sincere, you must be freaking-out.

I brought my two dogs to an open-air bar in Texas last year. We were there about two hours and a guy brought his horse and tied it up next to us. A little bit later, the horse started to talk. My dogs were freaked and we left. After we got home I said outloud, "Well, that was a hell of a day."

The dogs looked at me and then one said, "No shit, and a talking horse!"
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Brilliant! Laughed my ass off.
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Do the evening GLPers have anything to add?
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She wants to liquidate the tomato plantstomatodoomsgasp
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Up her Meds
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She doesn't do drugs, or have more than a couple of glasses of wine in a week.

Thanks for the thoughtful responses thus far.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32407784


what is her diet? does she eat meat, veggies? how old is she?

How is her other cognative abilities and emotions? Is she able to exist in both worlds?
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I'll go first.......

Almost 10 years ago, my TY in the kitchen talked to me. I was fascinated. Had been sitting at my kitchen table reading and I realized that what I was hearing on the TV was a description of ME.

I got up and walked to the TV and stood in front of it, and it stopped. But when I turned and looked the other way it began again.

I have no idea how this could happen because a sitcom was playing. But as the characters spoke it was all about me. Never happened before nor after. It was just one of those rare moments that I'll never forget.

It's not something that I share with new friends tho, lol.



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I just got the chills. Something extremely similar happened to me recently and I have been keeping it to myself...
Wake the fuck up... !!!!!
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I'll go first.......

Almost 10 years ago, my TY in the kitchen talked to me. I was fascinated. Had been sitting at my kitchen table reading and I realized that what I was hearing on the TV was a description of ME.

I got up and walked to the TV and stood in front of it, and it stopped. But when I turned and looked the other way it began again.

I have no idea how this could happen because a sitcom was playing. But as the characters spoke it was all about me. Never happened before nor after. It was just one of those rare moments that I'll never forget.

It's not something that I share with new friends tho, lol.



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4545733


Oh, appliance will watch you and interact with you. Computers,televisions sets and radios even when turned off will speak to you and speak about you.
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Re: My Wife Speaks To The Ketchup Bottle...and SHE Claims It Speaks Back!!!!
My wife has been talking to inanimate objects around the house for the past 2 weeks. She claims they communicate with her using a vibratory frequency she can comprehend. How screwed up is that?!

They communicate about the nature of reality and how everything and everybody is actually part of some huge cosmic "over-soul" that IS and CREATES everything in existence. She goes around saying stuff like, "We're all one soul. Everything is created by the soul and is manifested by the soul.There is only one atom in the universe that creates everything simultaneously."

Should I get her psychiatric help? Should I believe her? She's been mentally stable for the 19 years we've been married. She has never, and I mean never, ever talked about stuff like this before. I've never known her to be dishonest.


She's talked to and received communications from the following:

table lamp
various coins
various furniture
radio - turned off
cat
salt poured onto her palm
various statues in our home
tube of toothpaste
clocks and her watch
an old ring from her long dead grandfather
and now various foods - including, last night, the ketchup bottle!

Has anybody experienced something similar?
anaanaana
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YOU TUBE..NOW..U WILL MAKE THOUSANDS...HURRY!!
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What does it say to her?
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What does it say to her?
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I'm with this AC...

I want to know more about this conversation.

Please explain....

Then give her one of these.

JimsChillP

I'm sure that a conversation with a salt shaker is quite groundbreaking....

wtf44

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