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My Wife Speaks To The Ketchup Bottle...and SHE Claims It Speaks Back!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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She has transcended. I'm jealous.
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She has transcended. I'm jealous.
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All it takes is a little LSD and some time....

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She needs your unconditional love and support right now. Do not be angry with her nor emotionally or verbally attack her. This happened to me 3 years ago and lasted for 3 months. I didn't feel it coming and blindsided me out of nowhere. I am just starting to be able to talk about the experience with those closest to me that I can fully trust such as my sister and husband. After I came out of this psychosis (not quite sure what to call it?) I honestly felt that I was suffering from PTSD and I will probably never completely recover. I'm actually still quite scared to even confess the delusions and supernatural experiences that transpired but I have to admit it seemed completely spiritual, sometimes good, sometimes bad but it is by the grace of God and my faith in Jesus Christ that led me back to a sound mind. Pray for her. It is spiritual but make sure she's on the right side. Satan is the author of confusion having her thinking she's one with the universe talking to inanimate objects but God will lead her into wisdom, truth and an everlasting relationship with Christ. I speak to you from what my heart and mind endured. May God heal her and your family.
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She went full retard, man...
Never go full retard!
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Sounds like your wife may be opening up psychically. Perhaps she is getting psychic information and it is less threatening to her to attribute it to inanimate objects around the house or maybe this is the form it's taking. This site may give you a little insight... [link to www.metaphysical-studies.com] Be supportive and loving...
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She has transcended. I'm jealous.
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All it takes is a little LSD and some time....

:trippinballz:
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What does it say to her?
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Ketchup is trustworthy. Never, and i mean never, trust the relish!
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Psychic abilities may have awakened. Many people are much more sensitive than before. Psychosis can often be misdiagnosed. DO NOT take her to some hospital if she is not harming herself or others. Tell her do not share info outside of her protective circle. That would be you! She must keep her source of information a secret to the world because harm WILL come to her!

She can write down what she gets but she better encrypt it. It can be used against her later.

Tell her to talk back telepathically...and not out loud where other can hear. Others will swear she is nutso!

She should be very careful about who is talking to her. Some may be good and others not so much. As soon as others know she is open and receiving...many more will come through at overwhelming rates.

OP, her antenna is working! That is GOOD! You should be wondering why yours isn't to that level ;)

Perhaps you are to protect her and support her more so than assist her.

Tell her. To be on guard and be in control so that she will be able to turn the station, turn down the volume, on turn it off, if need be. The latter, is much harder if not impossible to do. So, turning down the volume or turning the station is her best bet.

So far, her messages seem good and right on point.

But, be on guard because many many malevolent entities who are master manipulator and tricksters can get her.

BTW, electrical appliances and such even when off still have power. If you turn off the main circuit breaker see if that makes a difference. Although, your neighborhood is still powered.

She is right about energy, vibrations and frequencies. Yup, even a bottle of ketchup has a vibrational frequency.

BTW, what area of the planet are you located?
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Has she used any recreation drugs lately or over a long period of time? These kind of things usually don't happen to someone her age unless they are drug induced.
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psychosis,if she;s lucky it will wear off,if it gets worse,dr im afraid.
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I'll go first.......

Almost 10 years ago, my TY in the kitchen talked to me. I was fascinated. Had been sitting at my kitchen table reading and I realized that what I was hearing on the TV was a description of ME.

I got up and walked to the TV and stood in front of it, and it stopped. But when I turned and looked the other way it began again.

I have no idea how this could happen because a sitcom was playing. But as the characters spoke it was all about me. Never happened before nor after. It was just one of those rare moments that I'll never forget.

It's not something that I share with new friends tho, lol.



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I just got the chills. Something extremely similar happened to me recently and I have been keeping it to myself...
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Akashic records. Hope you two got what you needed the first time. It sucks really bad to have to go back, so I'm told. Doubt I ever need to :3
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Go buy a small wireless mic and speaker set up...make a real talking Ketchup bottle...

Then when she starts to "Communicate" with it?...
Just make the Ketchup say..., "Look Jane, you gotta stop bothering us ummmkay?....we are like super busy in this dimension. We got a shitload of new people here and they are green as Pamolive fucking soap. If we don't teach them the ropes right away?...they are off flinging stars into far off galaxies and doing all sorts off dumbass noob vibratory shit and getting into all sorts of trouble. One of just turned a trillion atoms into Adam Ant because they don't know wtf they are doing...sheesh...I gotta go now, but knock off communicating with us because we're very busy and you're NOT helping"
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fucking beautiful
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02/18/2013 12:58 PM
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I don't know how old your wife is, but it may be the onset of dementia as opposed to schizophrenia.

The bad news is that if that's the case, her mind will continue to deteriorate.

By the way, what exactly does the Ketchup bottle say to her? Does it tell her to do things?
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not sure if anyone else has suggested this yet- so sorry if i missed it. however, i think you should make her an exhibit for people to watch. you could either set up webcams or maybe a 2 way mirror. i think you could make some money if she is believable.
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Humor her beliefs, but remind her that doing these things, or discussing them in public, could lead to institutionalization.

There is a theory that the molecular structure of all things records events, and can recall events that happened around them?

Allegedly, years ago, someone had invented a device that could capture elements of this vibratory nature and demodulate it from the cocophany of vibratory noise, and extract some sort of data?

So, for instance, an ashtray sitting in the War Room of the Pentagon could feasably be recording everything that happened in that room as some sort of vibration?

Believe me the Russians have been working on this for years. As well as the Pentagon.

I figure why not, I guess its possible?
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At least your wife talks to something. Mine spends all of her time on FB - what a waste of a life...
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Nothing to worry about OP... Ketchup is harmless.

If she starts talking to the mustard though, then she has joined the darkside...

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Nothing to worry about OP... Ketchup is harmless.

If she starts talking to the mustard though, then she has joined the darkside...

yoda
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The true face of evil is mayo...
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Nothing to worry about OP... Ketchup is harmless.

If she starts talking to the mustard though, then she has joined the darkside...

yoda
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The true face of evil is mayo...
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Here I was thinking miracle whip called all the shots...

Mayo, this wizard behind the curtain...

damned
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OP - Heinz or Hunts ?
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Put her on a subway in New York, they'll take care of her...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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I think this is quite funny and interesting at the same time. Apparently what those ketchup bottles are telling her is the same exact conclusion I came to when I was in high school. I used to sit on my back porch for several hours at a time several days a week during the spring, summer, and autumn months (on comfortable days) contemplating the existence of everything. This went on for about 2 years. There were also other things I thought about, but this was the one topic that I thought heavily on.

No, I don't think she's el loco. As long as she's not hurting anyone or becomes destructive, why do you feel the need to find her "help"? The only "help" those psychiatrists will do is pump her full of pills or lock her up in a looney bin (both which I believe she will hold against you for). So if I were you, I'd just sit back and enjoy the ride.
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In seriousness you should smoke some mj with her